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Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
<Weems> turn secure off
<[F]MEDAL> how ?
<NTRabbit> you need a warrior and a wizard
<Levin> im a wizard
<Levin> :|
<NTRabbit> :/
* Levin puts on wizard hat
<Levin> <:|
* [F]MEDAL runs about screaming
Evil Edna > ive said it before, but iss couldnt organise a pedophile ring in the vatican
Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Micrihael Smith > advantage of miners / fighters
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
Alazais > lol, Rham is Lost in Space!
Alazais > one day in Incarna a floating, bearded spaceman will slam into a window on bar, with a thud
Alazais > and we'll look up from our drinks and say, "it's Rham!"
Fey Sceptari > just been raped by fix in 3bk, gimme a break :P
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Rooker > i am the devil
Rooker > I now have 666mil isk !!!!!!!
Rooker > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack West > well my cormorant has a top speed of
Jack West > 1337ms
Jack West > so i win ;)
Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
<Hammerhead> this channel needs more pr0n!
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