*Belial02 locks and scrambles his pizza
Belial02 > podded o/
Kai Jyokoroi > Nice work Bel
Kai Jyokoroi > Post the killmail in the toilet in about 8 hours time
Belial02 > I definetely laid the final blow
Belial02 > podded o/
Kai Jyokoroi > Nice work Bel
Kai Jyokoroi > Post the killmail in the toilet in about 8 hours time
Belial02 > I definetely laid the final blow
Kvlt'trve > youve got a weird helmet
Ugnaught > you're jealous
Kvlt'trve > who wears that crap
Kvlt'trve > no
Kvlt'trve > i'm not
Ugnaught > you are
Ugnaught > see
Ugnaught > if you'd been wearing a helmet like mine
Ugnaught > that tattooist wouldn't have been able to scribble all over your face
...
Kvlt'trve > Farwell happy fields where joy forever dwells: hail horrors, hail Infernal worlds
Ugnaught > see there's another advantage to my helmet
Ugnaught > i don't have to listen to your poetry
Lat Matsune > heh
Lat Matsune > I need to get me one of those. ;)
Ugnaught > you're jealous
Kvlt'trve > who wears that crap
Kvlt'trve > no
Kvlt'trve > i'm not
Ugnaught > you are
Ugnaught > see
Ugnaught > if you'd been wearing a helmet like mine
Ugnaught > that tattooist wouldn't have been able to scribble all over your face
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Kvlt'trve > Farwell happy fields where joy forever dwells: hail horrors, hail Infernal worlds
Ugnaught > see there's another advantage to my helmet
Ugnaught > i don't have to listen to your poetry
Lat Matsune > heh
Lat Matsune > I need to get me one of those. ;)
Levin Cavil > should i fit shield hards or 2 amps?
Sphalerite > man, what a nub question
Levin Cavil > digi is all nkowing
DigitalCommunist > ?
DigitalCommunist > whats going on
Sphalerite > well, not quite all knowing it would seem
Levin Cavil > :|
Sphalerite > man, what a nub question
Levin Cavil > digi is all nkowing
DigitalCommunist > ?
DigitalCommunist > whats going on
Sphalerite > well, not quite all knowing it would seem
Levin Cavil > :|
Sir Gankage Jakuard > i dont mean to beg but i lost my ship with all my shit inside granted it wasnt much but now i got nowt. Can someone spare me some isk please?
Opi Sangrius > -4.4 sec standing and wanted, you probably had it coming
Viktorieya > i don't mean to beg... but i'm gonna do it anyway
Sir Gankage Jakuard > meh
Olexity Terran > lol welcome to EVE
Eri Nihil > Begging is so 2003, I recommend infiltrating a corp and stealing their stuff.
Eri Nihil > You know, working for it.
Opi Sangrius > -4.4 sec standing and wanted, you probably had it coming
Viktorieya > i don't mean to beg... but i'm gonna do it anyway
Sir Gankage Jakuard > meh
Olexity Terran > lol welcome to EVE
Eri Nihil > Begging is so 2003, I recommend infiltrating a corp and stealing their stuff.
Eri Nihil > You know, working for it.
Nova Strikes > anyway hows a Nova sposed to take down three BS i'd like to know
Nova Strikes > maybe two but three :P
Persia > heh
Persia > smash them with your enormous penis! :)
Toshuno Driana > Nice persia
Toshuno Driana > did you pick up one for me? :P
Toshuno Driana > arf :)
Persia > tech 2 :)
* Persia winks and nudges Tosh.
Nova Strikes > lol T2 penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > tech 2 penis??
NeoSphinx > perisa you put on auction that item?
* Nova Strikes lhao*
Nova Strikes > what the T2 penis
Persia > its still not as good as the named ones though
Nova Strikes > sorry sorry im stopping
Persia > Mizuro's modified penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > lol longer range and duration??
Nova Strikes > omg lomao
Persia > rofl
Bjoir Thorgrin > Oh there are named ones, should have known :P
NeoSphinx > lol
NeoSphinx > that's an officer one :P
HAWKEYES > anybody doing any mining
Nova Strikes > no to busy laughing at penis jokes
Bjoir Thorgrin > mining the deepths of bad taste mostly
Nova Strikes > maybe two but three :P
Persia > heh
Persia > smash them with your enormous penis! :)
Toshuno Driana > Nice persia
Toshuno Driana > did you pick up one for me? :P
Toshuno Driana > arf :)
Persia > tech 2 :)
* Persia winks and nudges Tosh.
Nova Strikes > lol T2 penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > tech 2 penis??
NeoSphinx > perisa you put on auction that item?
* Nova Strikes lhao*
Nova Strikes > what the T2 penis
Persia > its still not as good as the named ones though
Nova Strikes > sorry sorry im stopping
Persia > Mizuro's modified penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > lol longer range and duration??
Nova Strikes > omg lomao
Persia > rofl
Bjoir Thorgrin > Oh there are named ones, should have known :P
NeoSphinx > lol
NeoSphinx > that's an officer one :P
HAWKEYES > anybody doing any mining
Nova Strikes > no to busy laughing at penis jokes
Bjoir Thorgrin > mining the deepths of bad taste mostly
Deus Stark > Hello ladies
Kevin Kenobi > I'm no lady
Deus Stark > Well, where are the ladies then?
Flenoll Yrr > thsi is teh internet ...there are no ladies, just guys pretending to be one
Kevin Kenobi > the ccp player survey said that 5% of eve's player population is female
Kevin Kenobi > other 94% are men
Kevin Kenobi > 1% are confused
Kevin Kenobi > I'm no lady
Deus Stark > Well, where are the ladies then?
Flenoll Yrr > thsi is teh internet ...there are no ladies, just guys pretending to be one
Kevin Kenobi > the ccp player survey said that 5% of eve's player population is female
Kevin Kenobi > other 94% are men
Kevin Kenobi > 1% are confused
georgia2 > this game takes a lot of patients
Shran'izzle > yeah people get hurt a lot
Shran'izzle > yeah people get hurt a lot
Wehrner Stihl: Imperium Romanus: yeah.. i only hired a "mole whacker"... not a real >20ton excavator :D
Imperium Romanus: mole whacker - love it
Imperium Romanus: sounds like a mafia title for a counter-espionage agent :D
Imperium Romanus: mole whacker - love it
Imperium Romanus: sounds like a mafia title for a counter-espionage agent :D
Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Novarei > flashing lights on caldari ships turn me on
tarajar > lol
Novarei > its like watching your best friend stick his fingers in the plug socket
Wellington > wtf?u weirdo
Novarei > lol i didnt mean that turned me on
Novarei > i meant the lights
Novarei > uh..... yea
Juneau Daley > you know thats going on omgrawr
DaveHutchinson > lol dig yourself out of that hole
tarajar > lol
Novarei > its like watching your best friend stick his fingers in the plug socket
Wellington > wtf?u weirdo
Novarei > lol i didnt mean that turned me on
Novarei > i meant the lights
Novarei > uh..... yea
Juneau Daley > you know thats going on omgrawr
DaveHutchinson > lol dig yourself out of that hole