Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"
Kyoko Sakoda > I mean, okay, be butthurt if it upsets you, but then use some vaseline and get over it. :X
Amith Silvermoon > O_o Evemon just scraed the ba-jebus out of me, forgot my speak ware turned right up and it just scream "skills traning completed" at me. i think the window rattled.
Ranmyaku > LOL
Ranmyaku > ahahaha that gave me a good laugh.
Plymer Ization > lmao
Amith Silvermoon > i was pretty tempeted to shout out "i get the message *****"
Ranmyaku > The mental image of that plays over and over
Amith Silvermoon > Should i be worried that ur mental picturing me?
Ranmyaku > Umm... lemme see..
Ranmyaku > Huh. Well for one thing I was imagining a guy. o.O
Ranmyaku > Dunno how you feel about that.
Plymer Ization > lol
Plymer Ization > im sure hes okay with it
Amith Silvermoon > same and im naked, picturing it now?
Ranmyaku > Oh baby
Plymer Ization > oh dear
Ranmyaku > LOL
Ranmyaku > ahahaha that gave me a good laugh.
Plymer Ization > lmao
Amith Silvermoon > i was pretty tempeted to shout out "i get the message *****"
Ranmyaku > The mental image of that plays over and over
Amith Silvermoon > Should i be worried that ur mental picturing me?
Ranmyaku > Umm... lemme see..
Ranmyaku > Huh. Well for one thing I was imagining a guy. o.O
Ranmyaku > Dunno how you feel about that.
Plymer Ization > lol
Plymer Ization > im sure hes okay with it
Amith Silvermoon > same and im naked, picturing it now?
Ranmyaku > Oh baby
Plymer Ization > oh dear
KhalimAmnov > Kel: until you've proven us by taking down a titan, solo, you don't get vent access. We've been having problems with spies on Vent, so we've upped the standards.
Kelnarn Shaelingrath > taking down a titan, solo...
Kelnarn Shaelingrath > yeah... about that.
Kelnarn Shaelingrath > taking down a titan, solo...
Kelnarn Shaelingrath > yeah... about that.
Balmer > they're gone..its just us chickens
Bared Bel'Medar > nice of you to admit it
Bared Bel'Medar > nice of you to admit it
Momar Kadaffy > next month will be 3 yr straight for me
Comanche Sam > you werent straight before that?
Bertha Mactara > He's on the 12 step program
Comanche Sam > you werent straight before that?
Bertha Mactara > He's on the 12 step program
Ammzi > Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Cpt Mimeo > sweet ride
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship
Abhaya meshdatar > me?
Master ManiC > no the ship
BrewStar529 Kashada > what are you asking?
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon