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Caleb Orr > damn, i cut to big a slice, I think Im getting a sugar coma
Caleb Orr > it was a fresh uncut virgin pie
Tekal > lol, throw a big scoop of vanilla ice cream right in the middle and go nutz
Omadon > ...see, this is bad...
Omadon > When I see "pie" in corp chat.. I begin looking for the legion of apocs :P
Par'Gellen > you know you play to many online games when you think about getting a personalized license plate for your car that reads "LAG KILLS"
Shade Widow > *Beep beep* Internal Hymm to Shizahs ship.
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Shadow XII > I chose Caldari industrials due to shield tanking, which I prefer over armor, and that they dont look like diseased erections
<Toulak> lol uther isnt an ass when hes drunk, hes fuckin hilarious
<Coranor> he's mad
<Ilmonstre> lol
<Ilmonstre> well last time he was borderlining it with his ranst on attacking 4-1 odds
<Toulak> yeah but yuo just tell him to stfu and then when he doesnt you pod him
<Toulak> he soon shuts up
<Coranor> yeah when you kick him from the ts server
Garviel Lokken > someone make me a pizza i want one right now
Shadow XII > Sure.
oooMACooo > mmmmmmmm pizza
Garviel Lokken > yum
Shadow XII > Just hook me up with a PIzza Blueprint and I'll make you one right now.
Shadow XII > Of course I need some minerals. Cheese, dough, tomato sauce, bacon, mushrooms....
Shadow XII > Damn, now I want a pizza.
Sanaen Eydanwadh > the NPC girl just proposed me a +1 charisma... I laughed, then cried
Maggot > any hostiles sighted?
Sykosys > Hostile roids on my scanner, Im taking them out
Maggot > keep them warp scrambled, dont let them escape
Sykosys > My defenders are pounding them, but man they are relentless
Hellraiza666 > laythun u won
Hellraiza666 > where u want it escrowed ?
Hellraiza666 > and im talkin to myself becuz
he isnt online arent i
GrayFox247 > shit happens
Babaroga > what are you afraid of?you aint undocking
Dhante > we have caps
Babaroga > I HAVE CAPS TOO
Babaroga > :)
Dhante > I HAS MORE CAPZ!
Babaroga > ok you win
Black Dog > selling Shadow Serpentis Energized Magnetic Membrane convo me
Gallarin Triem > is that a form of contraception?
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