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HappyKitten > we have all the different color dereks
HappyKitten > and they slot together to make a titan
Derek 74 > DEREK ASSEMBLE
Wrayeth > And I try to get my ass to bed by 11 since it takes me at least an hour to fall asleep.
Wintz > Thats the sign that you haven't exhausted yourself enough with internet spaceships
Wintz > I believe the cure is obvious
Wrayeth > Yeah, but where am I going to find a hooker and a rubber chicken at this time of night?
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Zo5o > warpstabs in hisec!
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Ganks > a few days ago someone said that pretty soon pern will look at a belt and the astroids will turn themselves into minerals and fly into stations and sell themsleves
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day
Gungankllr > stabs are like banging a fat chich... it's great until your friends catch you
Achemino > I tried to salvage a minmatar wreck for 5 minutes once
Achemino > then the pilot started shooting me
Sedusia > My pregnant wife thinks she can beat me in a head butting contest, this ought to be good!
Yarek Balear > omg - someone in my corp thought that chernobyl was in wales !!! wtf is up with education these days ?
Kerixi > lmao
Traxio Nacho > lol
Hoozin > o.O
teqNo > lol
FowlPlayChiken > rolfl
Kerixi > Can't fault him for thinking that the welsh are victims of chernobyl =p
Hoozin > x.x.
juduzz > maybe because they saw a welshman and thought that it must have been radiation poison that created em? :P
[10:38:54] Selena05 > kk so 6 bships
[10:39:23] CPT Kris > wot??
Selena05 > i have to kill 6 bships to pay u bk
CPT Kris > oh ok no worries
Selena05 > already wrking on first ^^
CPT Kris > cool no rust
Selena05 > no its a minmatar hybrid so lots of rust
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