EVE System > Channel changed to Amarr Local Channel
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Miss Nikita09 > 14:44:53 Notify You successfully salvage from the Serpentis Small Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged.
Miss Nikita09 > i hate that message
Miss Nikita09 > its like saying you successfully have sex but was alone
Miss Nikita09 > i hate that message
Miss Nikita09 > its like saying you successfully have sex but was alone
Ceti > spent two weeks in my industrial ship fucked out of my mind on mindflood. i thought i was a planet at one stage. when i came out of it i realised i had been orbiting a sentry gun for nearly two weeks
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Grenja Stosjanovic > the grind stalled a bit
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
Naughtious > Iraq is apparently beautiful
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Ryan Brabovski > lol, jorax
Ryan Brabovski > tom is a friend of mine and just told me about the mail you sent him
Ryan Brabovski > he's so confused :P
Jorax > its the best question i was ever asked in an interview
Ryan Brabovski > if he says he was drunk, he stole my answer :P
Jorax > : P
Jorax > if it helps at all there are no right answers
Jorax > or wrong 'uns
Roundhammer > when I used to run interviews, there were goats involved
Roundhammer > and all answers were wrong
Ryan Brabovski > tom is a friend of mine and just told me about the mail you sent him
Ryan Brabovski > he's so confused :P
Jorax > its the best question i was ever asked in an interview
Ryan Brabovski > if he says he was drunk, he stole my answer :P
Jorax > : P
Jorax > if it helps at all there are no right answers
Jorax > or wrong 'uns
Roundhammer > when I used to run interviews, there were goats involved
Roundhammer > and all answers were wrong
RainbowTinks > contrary to popular belief.. talking to you lot and playing space games does not make me horny.. :o)
Amelie Wildae > To shoot yourself you need to be able to target your self... I dont think CCP will condone that.
Nix Anteris > seriously, I want to know where they got "45" from
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg