Quantix Blackstar [prax] (work): Tristan Acoma [prax] (d.rfc): in the new Star Treks, the enterprise is a TARDIS
Tristan Acoma [prax] (d.rfc): a retardis maybe
Tristan Acoma [prax] (d.rfc): a retardis maybe
GordonB > man the curry last nite making my farts smell bad
Rheinkraft > urgh
GordonB > hmmm balti flavor farts
knifee > lol
knifee > thats value for money
GordonB > init
Rheinkraft > urgh
GordonB > hmmm balti flavor farts
knifee > lol
knifee > thats value for money
GordonB > init
PzychooSonic > I wanna get some magic outta this little wizard
Stark Schiffer > talking about your penis?
Stark Schiffer > talking about your penis?
<Torgaden> and ratsputin i find your name offensive
<Ratsputin> Offensive how?
<Torgaden> im satanist and rasputin is a high priest in my faith
<Ratsputin> Growvel before me and give me your ISK then!
<Ratsputin> Offensive how?
<Torgaden> im satanist and rasputin is a high priest in my faith
<Ratsputin> Growvel before me and give me your ISK then!
Centrada > last week, my wife joking asked me "if it came down to Veto and me, who would you choose?" my reply was "I love you dearly, baby, but you can't pilot an interceptor for shit"
Rastilus Silverthorne > i am having solitary sex in between mining loads
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra
<Delfina> a formidable and scary Amarr Shuttle.... FE0R! engines blazing and armor glistening, it ROARED AT HIM! but mim remained steadfast, his fingers shook, his knuckels turned white, but he gripped his stick and pounded away again and again he thrust at his enemy, that FE0RSOME shuttle, until it finally were no more it collapsed underneath him, weak and submissive
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky
Rahn Altyr > damnit, i forgot to fit the damn hauler with an ab
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Katr Wheel > anyone got eyes in Keb?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
Ooke > sides I have these new exotic dancers I just picked up, who needs you guys :P
Packtu'sa > Ouch
Ooke > nah who am I kidding, you all are much more entertaining, in a machoist kind of way ;)
Azia Burgi * bought andros a badger full of exotic badgers for his birthday
Azia Burgi > er..
Azia Burgi > *dancers
Packtu'sa > lmao
Ooke > too late
Packtu'sa > Ouch
Ooke > nah who am I kidding, you all are much more entertaining, in a machoist kind of way ;)
Azia Burgi * bought andros a badger full of exotic badgers for his birthday
Azia Burgi > er..
Azia Burgi > *dancers
Packtu'sa > lmao
Ooke > too late