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The Wizz117 > god
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
Dirk Fallows > They were on his property, and there's a law saying that you can shoot anyone you think may be hostile if they're on your property..
Dirk Fallows > Ofc, the men were black and the owner was white
Dirk Fallows > I *think* it was in texas
Dirk Fallows > one guy died, and one survived iirc
Tanith YarnDemon > So if you bitchslap someone a couple of times on neutral ground, then run back and taunt him from your property, you're pretty cleared to pop him once he warps in?
Tanith YarnDemon > walks*
Dirk Fallows > "warps"? ;)
Jesci Quinlan > you know you play eve to much when...
Dirk Fallows > you need to cut back on eve
Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Wild Rho > ok chaps I gotta go afk for a bit
sam442 mk3 > wanking is not afk
sam442 mk3 > its sabbfk
Wild Rho > ?
sam442 mk3 > sitting a bit back from the keyboard
Wild Rho > hehe
Wild Rho > wnh
Wild Rho > with no hands
sam442 mk3 > haha
Gaunty > hellspawn you omgrawr whore
Balrog Valarauko > lol
Ratzap > That he is
Balrog Valarauko > no, not HS
Balrog Valarauko > be careful what you say
Balrog Valarauko > lest ye be immortalizzed
Gaunty > lol
Hellspawn01 > smile for the camera :)
Gaunty > o.O
Gaunty > im adding you to addressbook so i know when not to talk in alliance, i get drunk fairly often
Rahn Altyr > well, when they figure it out what will work bettter, they feel much smarter
Rahn Altyr > the whole "teaching him to fist" problem
Rahn Altyr > errr... FISH
Rahn Altyr > not fist
Noobie One > Heheheh
Noobie One > That was the most vivid and creative mistake I've ever seen.
MrShooter > Every time you tell a pirate " [CENSORED] YOU [CENSORED]ING [CENSORED] [CENSORED] MY SHIP [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]" You are making his day.
Plazz > what are the words behind the [CENSORED] tags? Are you trying to say: Hello YOU charming person. Look, MY SHIP is a badger!
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
2006.11.19 06:47:38 Notify PyroThraxus [K0G](Enyo) has started trying to warp scramble Lone Crusader's frozen corpse
Celilmandir > hm guys
Celilmandir > next time you go mining
Celilmandir > lemme know if it's me who's crazy or not
Celilmandir > i swear it says 'the ass droid is depleted'
Gerhart Raclaw > The actual voice?
Gerhart Raclaw > Or the text?
Celilmandir > the voice
Gerhart Raclaw > It definitly says that.
Gerhart Raclaw > Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Celilmandir > 'these are not the ass droids you are looking for'
Azure Fury > ...wow
Celilmandir > *hand wave*
Celilmandir > must be some kind of high tech futuristic dildo or something
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