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EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Atoa > WTB: "get out of jita free" card
Jaren Dax > lemme get this straight..
Jaren Dax > you're in a Probe (minnie frig), probing (with probes, in a Probe) for another Probe?
Ryo Jang > yes
Jaren Dax > ....
Jaren Dax > ............................................................
Jaren Dax > /emote's head explodes
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
GRIEV3R > honestly, what I want to see is how much dmg my one large rep can handle
ArmaggedonPSA > id say it can handle about 800 dmg every 12 seconds
ArmaggedonPSA > =D
bfmReciprocity > Hey remember when GC was a sov holding alliance?
Breize > Who's GC?
bfmReciprocity > rofl
foster > wts : 6 hulks on escrow @ 500mil each
Dimitri Chandler > are any of them incredible?
Ashar KorAzor > STITCHER
Ashar KorAzor > YOU ARE A BAG OF WELSH
Stitcher > I think you mean a *steaming* bag of Welsh
Ashar KorAzor > I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO PLACE ONE WELSHMAN INSIDE ANOTHER WELSHMAN, COCK-FIRST, AND VISIT IT UPON YOU
Mizhara Del'thul > That's easy, just tell one of them the other said he was pretty.
Green Halo > I KNEW I HAD A HIGH COLESTERAL LEVEL, BUT I NEVER KNEW IT COULD LEAD TO MY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION
Green Halo > rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Green Halo > disregard that, I suck cocks
CptnAmazin > she has great legs and the dress was showing em off i could barely contain myself
Meta Sebiestor > your totaly in the friend zone with that one arent you lol
Suitonia > Just tell her all about your eve career
Suitonia > saying "I'm a pilot" isn't a lie... it's just a fraction of a larger sentence "I'm a pilot in an internet spaceship game"
Destiny Corrupted > I need to rig the proteus
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
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