Jing Lee > what's a quid
Twistershift > a unit of currency in the UK
Marchant LaCroix > quid = pound sterling
Nev Hortator > how many quids in a pound?
Marchant LaCroix > a quid is a pound
Marchant LaCroix > tis slang.
Azirapheal > 2000 quid is a monkey.
Azirapheal > 1000 isa grand
Nev Hortator > oh...like dollars and bucks
Twistershift > 2000 monkeys is a problem
Twistershift > a unit of currency in the UK
Marchant LaCroix > quid = pound sterling
Nev Hortator > how many quids in a pound?
Marchant LaCroix > a quid is a pound
Marchant LaCroix > tis slang.
Azirapheal > 2000 quid is a monkey.
Azirapheal > 1000 isa grand
Nev Hortator > oh...like dollars and bucks
Twistershift > 2000 monkeys is a problem
Tristan Acoma : What could possibly go long? :)
Tristan Acoma : er
Tristan Acoma : wrong :)
Tristan Acoma : er
Tristan Acoma : wrong :)
<Mako> so i was up till 3 am last night
<Mako> gf asks this morning before work
<Mako> you coming to see me at lunch?
<Mako> i said no sleeping
<Mako> i wake up clock says 11 am
<Mako> turn on comp
<Mako> clock says 9
<Zeus> lol
<Mako> i think she set me up
<Zeus> you got own3d
<Mako> fuckin women
<Mako> gf asks this morning before work
<Mako> you coming to see me at lunch?
<Mako> i said no sleeping
<Mako> i wake up clock says 11 am
<Mako> turn on comp
<Mako> clock says 9
<Zeus> lol
<Mako> i think she set me up
<Zeus> you got own3d
<Mako> fuckin women
Virtuozzo> and you guys still have not seeded an exotic dancer bpo, I have to ship severeal thousand each month just to keep folks happy in their ships during pos warfare
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
Zerge Bacon > who actually owns their own titan
lul catz > flying a titan isn't that hard
lul catz > beign able to use it and fly smart with it
lul catz > thats another story
EOH Koronakesh > "This button jumps fleets. This one jumps your titan. DON'T MIX THE TWO UP"
lul catz > flying a titan isn't that hard
lul catz > beign able to use it and fly smart with it
lul catz > thats another story
EOH Koronakesh > "This button jumps fleets. This one jumps your titan. DON'T MIX THE TWO UP"
Drykor > aaaargh
Drykor > I'm allergic to pineapples
Drykor > and I just ate one :/
Drykor > and it's itchiiiiing
Drykor > but too good not to eat
Drykor > I'm allergic to pineapples
Drykor > and I just ate one :/
Drykor > and it's itchiiiiing
Drykor > but too good not to eat
Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Sheriff Jones > Is a "wee note" when your GF sticks a post-it note above the toilet for you to see during your morning wee?
Mister Flibble > I thought it was a note you wrote in the snow... =
Mister Flibble > I thought it was a note you wrote in the snow... =
<Sham> When reading about Anthony Fokker, the aircraft engineer
<Sham> "He died in New York in 1939 of complications of sinus surgery"
<Sham> WHO DIES OF SINUS SURGERY?
<LeviUK> who nose
<LeviUK> :)
<Sham> "He died in New York in 1939 of complications of sinus surgery"
<Sham> WHO DIES OF SINUS SURGERY?
<LeviUK> who nose
<LeviUK> :)