Mason Onyx: u know what I dont like, is when your OREO gets stuckk on the bottom of ur cup after u drank the milk
Mason Onyx: and u cant tap it off the bottom into your mouth
Mason Onyx: its just being an asshole
Mason Onyx: and hanging there
Mason Onyx: OREO GET IN MY MOUTH
Mason Onyx: its torturing me gah
Mason Onyx: and u cant tap it off the bottom into your mouth
Mason Onyx: its just being an asshole
Mason Onyx: and hanging there
Mason Onyx: OREO GET IN MY MOUTH
Mason Onyx: its torturing me gah
<HellGremlin> Okay, ask yourself this
<HellGremlin> If I had a cocaine dildo
<HellGremlin> What makes you think I'd share
<HellGremlin> :|
<HellGremlin> If I had a cocaine dildo
<HellGremlin> What makes you think I'd share
<HellGremlin> :|
Veren > Graph bug AGAIN
Veren > Now I look like Isobel
Veren > ... seriously, her portrait is where mine should be
Vladimir Ilych > A vast improvement then?
Veren > Now I look like Isobel
Veren > ... seriously, her portrait is where mine should be
Vladimir Ilych > A vast improvement then?
Isorath > http://www.whitehouse.gov/live
BeanBagKing > obama is live about osama
drones hurt > thought they were the same?
Baldric Drescher > intense
drones hurt > so whats the tl;dr?
Baldric Drescher > the what?
Isorath > too long didn;t read
BeanBagKing > too long didn't read, the summery
BeanBagKing > and the summery is: Osama's been being a bitch poping our ratters with is covert ops, so we co-opped with the pakastan, got a bubble in position, popped the bubble, lit the cyno, and everyone whored on the killmail
BeanBagKing > US took home the frozen corpse
drones hurt > ahh ok
BeanBagKing > obama is live about osama
drones hurt > thought they were the same?
Baldric Drescher > intense
drones hurt > so whats the tl;dr?
Baldric Drescher > the what?
Isorath > too long didn;t read
BeanBagKing > too long didn't read, the summery
BeanBagKing > and the summery is: Osama's been being a bitch poping our ratters with is covert ops, so we co-opped with the pakastan, got a bubble in position, popped the bubble, lit the cyno, and everyone whored on the killmail
BeanBagKing > US took home the frozen corpse
drones hurt > ahh ok
Nancena'h > I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
Cypher Null > Is it me, or does my ship's hull look a little cattle-worn?
Cypher Null > *Battle-worn
Elo Hybrnas > Cattleworn?
Cypher null > Yeah, before sale it's ritualistically trampled by a thousand cows.
Cypher Null > *Battle-worn
Elo Hybrnas > Cattleworn?
Cypher null > Yeah, before sale it's ritualistically trampled by a thousand cows.
Galitia Takur > btw, ant, we need a frig tournament
Galitia Takur > in fact, everyone, frig tournament, now
Galitia Takur > in my pants
David Goodwill > /emote has a fumble in Galitia Takurs pants
Galitia Takur > mind my titan
David Goodwill > :o
Galitia Takur > in fact, everyone, frig tournament, now
Galitia Takur > in my pants
David Goodwill > /emote has a fumble in Galitia Takurs pants
Galitia Takur > mind my titan
David Goodwill > :o
Kyle Reel > I'm an ice miner and I'm OK,I sleep all night and I work all day
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Body Shield > teach me how to be like yooooouuu
Suleiman Shouaa > step 1 - fit drake with frig mwd
Suleiman Shouaa > step 2 - replace web & point for dual codebreakers so you can crack some codes like a boss
Suleiman Shouaa > step 3 - jump into 2 tengus and cry as you burn back to gate at 350m/s
Suleiman Shouaa > step 4 - watch as your mwd burns out after 3 cycles
Suleiman Shouaa > step 5 - you die 150m off gate like a scrub
Suleiman Shouaa > step 6 - you are me
Suleiman Shouaa > step 1 - fit drake with frig mwd
Suleiman Shouaa > step 2 - replace web & point for dual codebreakers so you can crack some codes like a boss
Suleiman Shouaa > step 3 - jump into 2 tengus and cry as you burn back to gate at 350m/s
Suleiman Shouaa > step 4 - watch as your mwd burns out after 3 cycles
Suleiman Shouaa > step 5 - you die 150m off gate like a scrub
Suleiman Shouaa > step 6 - you are me
Ritsum > o7
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams