BeanBagKing > Some guy in Help just mentioned that his grandad died
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Princess Beefcurtains > sometimes, when I'm gatecamping, I feel like a kid in a candy shop, where all the candy is made from turds
Azia Burgi > Nakregde Traffic Control is currently offline and unable to process your undocking request. Please try again in a moment.
Azia Burgi > oh shit :(
TVek Logar > hhe
TVek Logar > *hehe
TVek Logar > takes time
Azia Burgi > brb
Azia Burgi > back
TVek Logar > wb
Azia Burgi > ty
TVek Logar > yw :P
Azia Burgi > ffs
Azia Burgi > i can't undock
TVek Logar > takes between 2 and 10 mins for the systems to come online straight from dt
Azia Burgi > hhmpf!
Azia Burgi > FUCKING HELL!!!!
Azia Burgi > LET ME UNDOCK!!!!
TVek Logar > lol, it takes time :P
Azia Burgi > /emote gnaws her keyboard in fustration
Azia Burgi > i have roids i want to mine!!!!
TVek Logar > /emote undocks
Azia Burgi > bastard >:(
TVek Logar > /emote grins *
Azia Burgi > /emote trhows things in tvek's dicrection
TVek Logar > /emote takes the large piles of isk. * Cheers!
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > SCUM!
TVek Logar > /emote adds 1mils worth of rat bounties to the wallet
Azia Burgi > i hope you choke on pod goop
Azia Burgi > >:(
Azia Burgi > oh shit :(
TVek Logar > hhe
TVek Logar > *hehe
TVek Logar > takes time
Azia Burgi > brb
Azia Burgi > back
TVek Logar > wb
Azia Burgi > ty
TVek Logar > yw :P
Azia Burgi > ffs
Azia Burgi > i can't undock
TVek Logar > takes between 2 and 10 mins for the systems to come online straight from dt
Azia Burgi > hhmpf!
Azia Burgi > FUCKING HELL!!!!
Azia Burgi > LET ME UNDOCK!!!!
TVek Logar > lol, it takes time :P
Azia Burgi > /emote gnaws her keyboard in fustration
Azia Burgi > i have roids i want to mine!!!!
TVek Logar > /emote undocks
Azia Burgi > bastard >:(
TVek Logar > /emote grins *
Azia Burgi > /emote trhows things in tvek's dicrection
TVek Logar > /emote takes the large piles of isk. * Cheers!
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > SCUM!
TVek Logar > /emote adds 1mils worth of rat bounties to the wallet
Azia Burgi > i hope you choke on pod goop
Azia Burgi > >:(
Ryan Rs [srne] (d): "sense of wonder and discovery" means you have a shitty scout network
Jethro Stonehedge > any minnors out there?
n33k4 > Jethro Stonehedge HI i am a 13 year old girl from California. how may i assist you ?
n33k4 > Jethro Stonehedge HI i am a 13 year old girl from California. how may i assist you ?
Jay Marshall > ok ... that Phantasm is wierd looking
ISD Zachary Zain > I understand some have nicknamed them Puffa Fish
Heliocon > zachary :P
ISD Zachary Zain > Heliocon, I report facts, I do not pass on my opinions
ISD Zachary Zain > I understand some have nicknamed them Puffa Fish
Heliocon > zachary :P
ISD Zachary Zain > Heliocon, I report facts, I do not pass on my opinions
< Hardmetall> its now 24 hour how servers off. i like ccp workers its realy best of the best =) and i think they need more 3-4 days to do something = its so sad =(
< niki> CCP Scotty: Usually this moves take two weeks, but i'll try to do it in two days.
<+PeterPowers> CCP Kirk: you have 2 hours!
< niki> CCP Scotty: I'll do it in 1!
< niki> CCP Scotty: Usually this moves take two weeks, but i'll try to do it in two days.
<+PeterPowers> CCP Kirk: you have 2 hours!
< niki> CCP Scotty: I'll do it in 1!
Jim Raynor > if i was a girl and i met kayo and looked at his computer id run out the door screaming for my life
Jim Raynor > then i would call the DCFS
Andrea Jaruwalski > i'd be afraid to wake up with cat ears glued to my head..
Andrea Jaruwalski > Well good morning there honey
Andrea Jaruwalski > I put you a nice bowl of milk there
Jim Raynor > then i would call the DCFS
Andrea Jaruwalski > i'd be afraid to wake up with cat ears glued to my head..
Andrea Jaruwalski > Well good morning there honey
Andrea Jaruwalski > I put you a nice bowl of milk there
Oohwha Schipperman > Hmmm ... never noticed this before, but the Hawk looks an awful lot like a staple gun