Milnoch > i saw that CCP was hiring over a 100 new positions. I didn't realize BOD was recruting
Lothros Andastar > if I had a cookie, some ice cream, or other fatty food for every time I successfully trolled.... I'd be american cause i'd be obese
Reincarnator > OMFG IM ACTUALLY ABLE TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF MY SHIP!
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Andreus Ixiris > Do you remember the Gallente pleasure hub stations? It's strange, but I never see any of those anymore...
Nikita Alterana > yeah its like they all vanished or something
Stitcher > ((that splintering crash you just heard was the fourth wall))
Stitcher > ((it broke under the accumulated weight of lampshades))
Nikita Alterana > yeah its like they all vanished or something
Stitcher > ((that splintering crash you just heard was the fourth wall))
Stitcher > ((it broke under the accumulated weight of lampshades))
leonstrom5 > Jih i cant join the channel on TS
jih chop > Git - you'll have to log in and set him up
jih chop > I'm still only admin in title
Padwan Blitz > I got something for you to admin, Jih
Padwan Blitz > :D
jih chop > sorry - I don't Micro-Manage
jih chop > Git - you'll have to log in and set him up
jih chop > I'm still only admin in title
Padwan Blitz > I got something for you to admin, Jih
Padwan Blitz > :D
jih chop > sorry - I don't Micro-Manage
Dracorimus > fucking women... wants me to cook
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Death bySnooSnoo: in soviet germany cola get u drunk..? i think that how it goes
Darkmist Starpain: in soviet russia numbnuts
Darkmist Starpain: in soviet russia numbnuts
<DigitalCommunist> ok man
<DigitalCommunist> its called a BUG
<Daniel_Jackson> thats from local
<DigitalCommunist> http://bugs.eve-online.com/newbugreport.asp
<DigitalCommunist> go there
<Daniel_Jackson> i cant fill out bug reports
<DigitalCommunist> why not
<Daniel_Jackson> ii have no idea how
<Daniel_Jackson> they aske me to reproduce it, and im like i cant creat bugs im not a hacker
<DigitalCommunist> you tell them whats wrong, what version of eve you had the bug on, ... christ
<DigitalCommunist> its called a BUG
<Daniel_Jackson> thats from local
<DigitalCommunist> http://bugs.eve-online.com/newbugreport.asp
<DigitalCommunist> go there
<Daniel_Jackson> i cant fill out bug reports
<DigitalCommunist> why not
<Daniel_Jackson> ii have no idea how
<Daniel_Jackson> they aske me to reproduce it, and im like i cant creat bugs im not a hacker
<DigitalCommunist> you tell them whats wrong, what version of eve you had the bug on, ... christ
BlackHawk177 > wtf... why do I have named wcs's in my hangar
Trey Azagthoth > lol
* Trey Azagthoth removes Blackhawk's roles
Trey Azagthoth > lol
* Trey Azagthoth removes Blackhawk's roles