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Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector

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Joshua Darkmoor > o/
Kenneth McCoy > o/
Alrione > o/
Janu Hull > o/
Admiral Shively > o/
Anaesthera > why is everyone drowning
Ceallach > no lifeguard

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Centra Spike > 01:11:01 Notify Speed changed to 12221 m/s
Centra Spike > yay!
Centra Spike > my speed is a palindrome!

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Ka'lorn Font'a > how'd I end up leading this ragtag bunch Angel/Riz? :p
Alynthir > because you were a VICE ADMIRAL in PIE
Alynthir > now STFU and lead the lesser races to glory

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Senor Arvald > WELCOME TO EVE ONLINE here is your complementary bar of soap and group shower token

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DAMIAN 666 > i no buy what if we was not wood you go
Bill Preston > damian, ur from england, speak english

#13075 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Lastara Buvelle > Ship isn't cap stable? better shove an implant in my head.
Tubrav Sadarts > that sounds like an advertisment for implants in general...
Tubrav Sadarts > "wife threatening to leave you? shove an implant in your head!"
Tubrav Sadarts > "pissed yourself on a rollercoaster? shove an implant in your head!"
Tubrav Sadarts > "sold a million units of nocxium for 0.01 isk? shove an implant... no, sorry, there's no hope for you"

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mysticvader > i saw you onyxalia
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol

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Sith1s Spectre > Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. <b>No weirdos. </b>

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laphroiag > Right, so, it goes like this: I'm SS'd and after you've scoped someone out and are sure they're not with backup I warp at eighty. If ANYONE else warps in I active the mod and warp. And I'm always aligned to warp
Dark Flare > Or you knwo, we could just cover you in bubblewrap and put you in a padded rom?

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