Sebesria > ive mated with a mega...
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
Obsidian Hawk > there is no such thing as a mature player
Obsidian Hawk > its a violation of the EULA for the internet
Obsidian Hawk > its a violation of the EULA for the internet
lukachukai > This is a max wicked sick alliance. It’s Transwarp Venture and it’s full of maximum skilled extreme pilots. We have mostly killed pirates since forever. We once blew up 11 reds and got some miner pregnant just watching our extreme tactics. ........
Telepyleia > what's a nanoship? Sounds very small
Warden Kell > 759,888 Mexallon!? How do you smuggle them across the border?
Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Patrick Kasper > and how am i supposed to fight that?
Mattias Kerensky > use thundershock
Mattias Kerensky > it's super effective
Mattias Kerensky > use thundershock
Mattias Kerensky > it's super effective
Visilious > paint dries faster than this freighter.
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Telsia Zadashi > yo mama's so fat, the only curve on her body is the curve of space-time as it bends around a supermassive object
SGT CHEESECAKE > did you see my pix from valentines day? I'm white as hell... marcus has to wear sunglasses when I get undressed, cause i am blow in the dark