<Iorm> ic
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
Midnight: Some guy just killed an Orca
Midnight: The Orca pilot had 39,500 Exotic Dancers in his hold
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Midnight: They all dropped in the wreck
Midnight: Every last one of them
Midnight: XD
Malfurian Redstar: PRAISE THE ONE GOD OF THE AMARR FOR HE TRULY HAS SHOWN HIMSELF THIS DAY!!!
Midnight: The Orca pilot had 39,500 Exotic Dancers in his hold
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Midnight: They all dropped in the wreck
Midnight: Every last one of them
Midnight: XD
Malfurian Redstar: PRAISE THE ONE GOD OF THE AMARR FOR HE TRULY HAS SHOWN HIMSELF THIS DAY!!!
<[RKK]Lion> lol quote from startrek... Q "The borg are like nothing you have encountered before. They will follow you till your fuel supplies run dry. You damage them and their essence lives on. They are RELENTLESS."
<[RKK]Lion> sound familiar to any1?
<fluffle> yeah, dbp trying to get laid
<[RKK]Lion> sound familiar to any1?
<fluffle> yeah, dbp trying to get laid
<@Sadist> we found a spawn of Privateers
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
Kenny Ray > ooooooooh THUNDER! Rolling Thunder!
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
DJ_Milhouse ...I just wanna say...that I love you...before I do this
* DJ_Milhouse has kicked Galazar from #eve-radio (<3)
* DJ_Milhouse has kicked Galazar from #eve-radio (<3)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > well harbinger is an overweight burger eating ferox, and the drake is a ferox that got flattened by a truck
Entity > vice, you hate me too? :S
Entity cries
Viceroy > Ofc not Entity
Viceroy > I love you with manly passion so great that my buttocks sweat at the sight of your name
Entity cries
Viceroy > Ofc not Entity
Viceroy > I love you with manly passion so great that my buttocks sweat at the sight of your name
Forum Post:
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.
Matthew > Mining is actually the front line of the secret war on asteroid growth. You see, asteroids are not innocent, benign entities. They have a secret and evil plan - to grow until they all merge together and envelop the universe in a single, monstrous Veldspar asteroid.
They cannot be allowed to succeed. We will fight them in the asteroid belts. We will fight them in the complexes. We will never surrender.
Join the fight. Your universe needs you.
Omber Zombie > Matthew, your genocidal tendencies have been noted. Prepare for the backlash.