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Hyoid > lol another hurricane is forming
Ratzap > See? You DO get a blow job for new year after all
Isabelle Noo > cyanide would kill you
Xazier > ..don't wory...i have emunity..
Ristonhawk > exchange it for a dictionary
<@CmdraRat> soooooooooo
<@CmdraRat> I get home today, and I have 3 letters in the mail box
<@CmdraRat> first, I've been informed that my Credit limit has be raised on a Credit card
<@CmdraRat> o.
<@CmdraRat> then I open the other and it's a Credit card from my Bank with a higher limit still
<@CmdraRat> .o/
<@CmdraRat> so I'm like WTF?
<@CmdraRat> go me
<Un1CroN> lol
<Un1CroN> nice
<@CmdraRat> then I open the third letter, and it's the bill from the Credit card I used in iceland for Fanfest, with the highest bill I've ever recived
<Un1CroN> ROFL
Amaterasu Mikoto > what would you do with a region? =P
Verone > i'd develop spacewhales tbh
Verone > and let them breed in asteroid belts
Verone > yas, pink ones and blue ones
Verone > with one flipper bigger than the other so they float in circles
Verone > ^_^
Talenram > bah, my cats need to get the memo. "i've provided for your basic needs, now shut the fuck up all ready"
Yrakk Urrest > I dont want to go poking holes in my pod
Yrakk Urrest > I think that might be *bad* in space
Geisha Gal > there ony little ones tho
Geisha Gal > n it feels so... mm warm n fuzzy
Yrakk Urrest > quit rubbing my pods
Geisha Gal > xD
Yrakk Urrest > you're generating static - all my .... curly hair is standing up
Pah Triac > whoohoo lost 5000 BM's all ready :) 100000 to go :S
Pah Triac > hehe
Argentarius > whee
Argentarius > /emote 's deleting his now
Pah Triac > costly experiance iff they bring it back in :)
Argentarius > yes
Argentarius > i'll hijack a cargo plane and fill it with cow manure and jettison it onto their jq then
Argentarius > hq*
Hellspawn01 > havent you seen the new patch notes for the next patch?
Pah Triac > rofl
Pah Triac > not yet...
Hellspawn01 > Warp to 0 removed because of technical difficulties with star gates
Pah Triac > where ?
Pah Triac > sure...
Pah Triac > /emote carries on removing*
Hellspawn01 > /emote carries on smiling
Pah Triac > hey Hell you have a good clone ?
Pah Triac > course im gonna hammer that smile of ur face
PHIONIX DARKANGEL > enof discushen deth to all
Azia Burgi > hello corp!
Draygoniz > heya
Uticos > hi
Azia Burgi > what is everyone up to?
Valik Bane > Hello
Uticos > trying to figure out whats happening
Azia Burgi > you're currently being boarded by CONCORD officers looking for the illegal cargo you were smuggling...
Draygoniz > wow
Chiiane > naughty naughty
Draygoniz > contraband found
Azia Burgi > just pray they don't perform a cavity search on you
Draygoniz > lol
Azia Burgi > having 25 hardened space cops all shoving their arms up you isn't fun
Azia Burgi > unless of course you are into that kind of thing ;P
Kesper North [tally]: i was in my senior year of college
Kesper North [tally]: and i was at the goth/fetish night at a local bar
Kesper North [tally]: and i walk in, and i see my (sexy petite blonde) advisor in a floor-length PVC dress with her girlfriend
Kesper North [tally]: and i'm like
Kesper North [tally]: OH HI DOCTOR GUESS
Agrajag119: :go on:
Kesper North [tally]: well not much happened after that except she never came back and i got straight A's.
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