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Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Fugusha Kisai > time to go pretty much afk and let the drones do their thing =/
Fugusha Kisai > ...to other drones
Fugusha Kisai > bigger drones, which i'd love to have in my drone bay ._.
Kealapono > right on
Fugusha Kisai > like those drone domis
Fugusha Kisai > carriers - deploy 15 of those
Fugusha Kisai > people go "wtf" and run
kalshara > ROFL
Fugusha Kisai > but they got neuted down anyways, so they die horribly as Those drone domis unleash 5 ogre IIs each
Fugusha Kisai > and CCP does an internal facepalm
Fugusha Kisai > and nerfs everything
kalshara > LOL
Fugusha Kisai > before realizing how much fun it is to do that, so they unnerf it and make drone megathrons
Fugusha Kisai > and pilots everywhere cry.
Fugusha Kisai > 15 plate/resist megas + drones is hard to kill
Fugusha Kisai > in the end the server crashes and they roll it back to before there were ships.
Fugusha Kisai > and everyone agrees things are right.
Fugusha Kisai > before server lag kills everyone because ccp uninstalled their servers, thinking thet wouldnt need them
Fugusha Kisai > so people riot and go out in the world in search of tritanium
Fugusha Kisai > but the police dont want them to get it, so inevitably, war occurs.
Fugusha Kisai > CCP+gamers vs everyone else.
Fugusha Kisai > it's all fun and games until goonswarm quadDDs the world
Satyr Bloodstone > Fug, stop holding out/
Fugusha Kisai > what?
Satyr Bloodstone > Whatever the fuck you are on, you need to share.
Fugusha Kisai > rofl
Satyr Bloodstone > Powerful shit is what it is.
Zenst > siddy is the drugged up muppet sesamee street could never show :D
Noland Void > Oh, alright. How can I not trust someone with a rhyming slogan...
Valandril > my goal is beeing uber pwned
Valandril > pwner*
Valandril > ffs
Deramius > aside from training the basic skill for a weapon, what makes it do more damage?
Par'Gellen > ammo
Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
ninjaholic > Your ship's so gay, it's homochromatic ^^
Davien Kaahtt > Ok, I'm here, feel free to worship me now
Posh Jon > o//
Posh Jon > o__
Rhagnor > Let me tink on that
Posh Jon > o//
Posh Jon > o__
Rhagnor > no
Pharuan > Congratulations Jericho! we now have 40 mining lasers in the corp hangar here in g-0. now we can have some real fun!
Atandros > Stop swearing in corp chat
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