<Elsebeth> yeah, my cat tore to pieces half of my eve diplomacy notes
<Elsebeth> it objects to KOS and I must admit maybe it has a point, but still
<Curtley> We should appoint the cat as NMTZ head diplomat
<Elsebeth> Yeah
<Elsebeth> "How do you make these NAP decisions?" "Well, I write the names of the corporations under consideration to little pieces of paper and stick them to my monitor. If the cat does not eath them in a week, they're in."
<Elsebeth> it objects to KOS and I must admit maybe it has a point, but still
<Curtley> We should appoint the cat as NMTZ head diplomat
<Elsebeth> Yeah
<Elsebeth> "How do you make these NAP decisions?" "Well, I write the names of the corporations under consideration to little pieces of paper and stick them to my monitor. If the cat does not eath them in a week, they're in."
Arrgs > So, I had the most fucked up dream ever last night
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Jih Chop > Matty I'm in a RL conversation and Arlana just poked me, can you go down to the other channel and tell her?
Mattias Kerensky > You know, if the time you took to tell me that you could have just poked her back and told her.
Jih Chop > AFK
Iceshifter > OBEY YOUR CEO, MATTY, do not try to hinder him with meaningless facts!
Mattias Kerensky > Meh, I can't go down there anyway, I don't have the password to the channel.
Mattias Kerensky > You know, if the time you took to tell me that you could have just poked her back and told her.
Jih Chop > AFK
Iceshifter > OBEY YOUR CEO, MATTY, do not try to hinder him with meaningless facts!
Mattias Kerensky > Meh, I can't go down there anyway, I don't have the password to the channel.
Drakma > my son is listening to Kim Possible's So Not the Drakma. My daughter is listening to Barbie's Aquateen Adventure... they'll be asleep in minutes
lanyaie > they can nerf everything in eve but they can't nerf stupid.
Parsor Evarkis > note to self, when reading combat training manual and it says pay attention, don't pay attention to the manual, but to the combat you're in at the time
Giacomo Carissimi > you're right, im 12 and a half
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Morwen Lagann > I'm a quasi-immortal celestial tool of destruction, and my own mother is still capable of embarrassing me. Go figure.
Kalek Astroth > I am TPS now...
Kalek Astroth > GET OFF ME! I am TPS!
Kalek Astroth > You fucking muppet I AM TPS!
Raffael Ramirez > yes..
Raffael Ramirez > and ??
Bella Fea > you muppet we arent
geewiz > we know
Tiniwini > :D
Kalek Astroth > GET OFF ME! I am TPS!
Kalek Astroth > You fucking muppet I AM TPS!
Raffael Ramirez > yes..
Raffael Ramirez > and ??
Bella Fea > you muppet we arent
geewiz > we know
Tiniwini > :D
Azia Burgi > i think its hillarious when i turn up at male friends houses and their parents are shocked to see a girl
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.