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Khellias > ...This rat was lazy. Took him damned near to when I was done stripping the Augmene for him to show up.
Jhaelin Anarise > He's heard of your stripmining prowess and was afraid you'd turn the lasers on him.
Yuki Li > someone needs to just lock Revan in a room with a colouring book and some crayons and leave her there
Yuki Li > she'll be happy, we'll be happy, it'll be great.
mirel yirrin > wtf
mirel yirrin > someone just threw a brick thru my window
mirel yirrin > wtf
mirel yirrin > afk
Hayzo > Oh, i'm so thankful it's impossible for cake to spray out my nose.
Lon RImmer > How do I stop a secured can from following me?
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
<Faramir> u don't want to group caps or a fleet in a small tower
<Faramir> that's like having a fat ppl meeting in a phonebooth
Kraknar > I like Pie
Kraknar > especially cherry pie cause apple pie is overrated
Joe > i prefer a nice apricot slice
Jordania > nugget pie
Joe > or custard tard.
Joe > err...
Joe > tart** :)
Duries Kain > I think my wife is about to pod me :( lol.
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro
Gigi Kent > yeah
Gigi Kent > but
Gigi Kent > youre mining in a rokh
The Stampede > would you be caught doing anything else in a rokh?
Gigi Kent > touche.
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
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