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Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage

#7425 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Yog Hastur > Your Dread Sandal perfectly strickes giant bug scurrying across the floor, wrecking for 9,999 squish damage.

#3853 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Princess Beefcurtains > you'll be alright KD, building PCs is easy, just remember to glue everything in properly
Killer Dragon > glue?
Killer Dragon > wtf u on crack?
Princess Beefcurtains > yes, use lots of glue, and tape
Princess Beefcurtains > remember to clean everything thoroughly with water first also
Killer Dragon > ok
Killer Dragon > im gona shoot you as soon as u come back here
Princess Beefcurtains > :D
Killer Dragon > Im just gona mute you now lol
Princess Beefcurtains > lol
Senior Dremel > lol
Senior Dremel > i like to run a heavey large magnet ofer everythign a few time sto be sure they are free of viruses
Princess Beefcurtains > yeah, good trick that
Senior Dremel > works better after it is running though .... a trick of the trade so keep that on the DL
Princess Beefcurtains > also, I hear a hosepipe to the nearest tap provides excellent water cooling at a budget price, it'll never go above 3 degrees C, it'll run very fluidly also
Killer Dragon > Give me 2k and ill do it :P
Killer Dragon > im not that much of a dumbass lol
Senior Dremel > lol
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, wasnt implying anything like that...
Killer Dragon > wooot lol
Killer Dragon > sure u wernt :P
Princess Beefcurtains > are you saying my methods are stupid? are you!!?
Killer Dragon > and im patient
Killer Dragon > yes you are, no im not
Princess Beefcurtains > how many times have you been a patient?

#1456 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Jocca Quinn > she's not a damsel by now is she

#5862 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Adge > "Why are you windmilling your arm like that?" "I'm playing EVE on the Wii and I'm trying to hit this %^%*&$ interceptor."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."

#765 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

(23:23:58) —› nick: (Fizzl0r) is now known as (Fizzle|shagging-gf)
(23:24:31) —› nick: (Fizzle|shagging-gf) is now known as (Fizzl0r)

#4893 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

wierchas noobhunter > /emote is still plaiing with his deimos
Schinoble > lol that just sounds wrong dude
wierchas noobhunter > k now with mega
wierchas noobhunter > much bigger mmm

#2311 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

<Viceroy> yeah but i spend most of my time with her now
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE

#10648 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Willem Revolati > when i were a lad we were forced to take on carriers with our bare hands and we bloody well said thank you for the privelage as well, not like these kids these days, they dont even know they were born!
Willem Revolati > and with half a penny you could buy a typhoon and half a pound of midget gems

#6916 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

outcry > wonder if I could get my entire division to streak across the base?
Minerva Vulcan > out, only if you sing the Laverne and Shirley theme song while doing it
Minerva Vulcan > Anything else is just amateur

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