Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
<LuigiThirty> good luck docking at 9rq lolols
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
SomeoneNotToMessWith > good thing i'm color blind... or at least that's what i claim when i shoot a blue >.>
Matthew Munro > definition of addict, paying $100 to upgrade your internet plan so your no longer shapped, just to play eve
Kasak Black > Hello mr battleship
Kasak Black > whats for dinner?
Kasak Black > oh you dont know
Kasak Black > ill tell you
Kasak Black > LASER
Kasak Black > whats for dinner?
Kasak Black > oh you dont know
Kasak Black > ill tell you
Kasak Black > LASER
jih chop > I got ganked by SANDMAN corp
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
Ria Sotori > quick tam distract them... offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice
Tamora > im to a virgin like dianabolic is to a library
Tamora > im to a virgin like dianabolic is to a library
lexiares > hey dyke go suck on some testiclates
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
Kale Ryoko > I'm not much one for transluscent dress-wear, large Atandros like foreheads and having to ecm my own corp-mates so I can dock when they're around <3 o/
Atandros > But you said my forehead was big, curvy and sexy. :'(
Kale Ryoko > It is sweetheart, but only on you <3
Atandros > <3
* Shintoko Akahoshi strokes Atandros' forehead > Your forehead is so sexy, baby
Atandros > Yeah, those Klingons got nothin' on me
Atandros > But you said my forehead was big, curvy and sexy. :'(
Kale Ryoko > It is sweetheart, but only on you <3
Atandros > <3
* Shintoko Akahoshi strokes Atandros' forehead > Your forehead is so sexy, baby
Atandros > Yeah, those Klingons got nothin' on me
Ebil Brian > Where's the Furry Dice skill?