Carth: ffs o.O
Carth: im a fag with a small penis o.O
Carth: im a fag with a small penis o.O
Mordax Ibrium > Do they speak Hollish over in Holland?
Gungankllr > No, they Holla
Gungankllr > No, they Holla
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Justice Rebourne > never been to jita, is it a trade or mission hub or somthing?
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
Gunsnroses > hey guys i got an implant, how do i put it in?
Grankor > Bend over
Grankor > Bend over
Onyxalia La'fiette > roni you changed the name on my cyclone
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
Ralanar Nogred > you realize that I don't actually need help, with a destroyer, I pwn these missions :p I just sit in the station and forget eve is running a lot
Kaven Ashfall > oh I realize it D
Kaven Ashfall > I also realize you idle alot unless you have a playmate
Kaven Ashfall > so let's blow shit up
Kaven Ashfall > enk wanna leader him rq :p
Ralanar Nogred > do you further realize how wrong that sounds? :p
Virisech > such cutes
Kaven Ashfall > rofl
Kaven Ashfall > yes :p
Virisech > done
Virisech > man playmates are paid to prance, not to blow
Kaven Ashfall > silence!
Virisech > clearly
Kaven Ashfall > oh I realize it D
Kaven Ashfall > I also realize you idle alot unless you have a playmate
Kaven Ashfall > so let's blow shit up
Kaven Ashfall > enk wanna leader him rq :p
Ralanar Nogred > do you further realize how wrong that sounds? :p
Virisech > such cutes
Kaven Ashfall > rofl
Kaven Ashfall > yes :p
Virisech > done
Virisech > man playmates are paid to prance, not to blow
Kaven Ashfall > silence!
Virisech > clearly
Grey Hunter > /emote walks back to his computer
Grey Hunter > hmm, My ships still here and so is the gate
Anise Star > did you think the gate would wander off grey?
Grey Hunter > nah i've got it webbed and scrammed
Anise Star > ah okay.
Kastman > i got my gate bubbled.
Grey Hunter > yeah thats fine, until you get the one fitted with the MWD
Anise Star > i'd love to see a gate warp off.. that'd be rather funny
Blueice Moon > Petition > "We almost had that gate but it logofski'd :("
Grey Hunter > thats only C-J
Boogey Trollias > Would indeed be a weird moment.
Anise Star > especially if you kind of needed the gate at the moment..
Boogey Trollias > A fleet camping a gate, and then suddenly gate warps off....
Grey Hunter > 120 people looking at a space where the gate used to be
Anise Star > it felt too crowded...
Anise Star > so it left
Grey Hunter > "erm guys, how do we get home now?"
Blueice Moon > who lost points on the gate, speak up
Grey Hunter > it had WCS!
Grey Hunter > not my fault!
Grey Hunter > hmm, My ships still here and so is the gate
Anise Star > did you think the gate would wander off grey?
Grey Hunter > nah i've got it webbed and scrammed
Anise Star > ah okay.
Kastman > i got my gate bubbled.
Grey Hunter > yeah thats fine, until you get the one fitted with the MWD
Anise Star > i'd love to see a gate warp off.. that'd be rather funny
Blueice Moon > Petition > "We almost had that gate but it logofski'd :("
Grey Hunter > thats only C-J
Boogey Trollias > Would indeed be a weird moment.
Anise Star > especially if you kind of needed the gate at the moment..
Boogey Trollias > A fleet camping a gate, and then suddenly gate warps off....
Grey Hunter > 120 people looking at a space where the gate used to be
Anise Star > it felt too crowded...
Anise Star > so it left
Grey Hunter > "erm guys, how do we get home now?"
Blueice Moon > who lost points on the gate, speak up
Grey Hunter > it had WCS!
Grey Hunter > not my fault!
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote dances
Adrielle Firewalker > ...tough crowd
Indra Sebuchiore > you want i should be shoving fivers at you or something? ;P
Adrielle Firewalker > would be nice. i'm starving
Adrielle Firewalker > plus i'm drunk
Indra Sebuchiore > unfortunately i'm skint, so no fivers i'm afraid :(
Adrielle Firewalker > a quid?
Adrielle Firewalker > that'll get me some chips at least
Adrielle Firewalker > now, about that quid...
Indra Sebuchiore > there you go
Indra Sebuchiore > /emote hands Adri the quid
Adrielle Firewalker > :D
Adrielle Firewalker > ok then, where do you want me?
Indra Sebuchiore > wha?
Indra Sebuchiore > i... er... wha?
Adrielle Firewalker > oh! you were just being nice
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote puts skirt back down
Adrielle Firewalker > ahem
Indra Sebuchiore > see, this is why i don't go giving out pounds freely
Adrielle Firewalker > so it wasn't free?
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote starts showing some leg again
Adrielle Firewalker > make up your mind already :P
Indra Sebuchiore > you just go get your chips, missus, and we'll leave it at that :P Adrielle Firewalker > alrighty
Adrielle Firewalker > if they are shut, you can have your money back :)
Adrielle Firewalker > if i get attacked by some git in an alley, you dont
Adrielle Firewalker > so fingers crossed!
Indra Sebuchiore > Adri, i'm very tempted to post this log on OMGRAWR, show everyone what you're like after a drink or two ;)
Adrielle Firewalker > what is OMGRAWR?
Adrielle Firewalker > ...tough crowd
Indra Sebuchiore > you want i should be shoving fivers at you or something? ;P
Adrielle Firewalker > would be nice. i'm starving
Adrielle Firewalker > plus i'm drunk
Indra Sebuchiore > unfortunately i'm skint, so no fivers i'm afraid :(
Adrielle Firewalker > a quid?
Adrielle Firewalker > that'll get me some chips at least
Adrielle Firewalker > now, about that quid...
Indra Sebuchiore > there you go
Indra Sebuchiore > /emote hands Adri the quid
Adrielle Firewalker > :D
Adrielle Firewalker > ok then, where do you want me?
Indra Sebuchiore > wha?
Indra Sebuchiore > i... er... wha?
Adrielle Firewalker > oh! you were just being nice
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote puts skirt back down
Adrielle Firewalker > ahem
Indra Sebuchiore > see, this is why i don't go giving out pounds freely
Adrielle Firewalker > so it wasn't free?
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote starts showing some leg again
Adrielle Firewalker > make up your mind already :P
Indra Sebuchiore > you just go get your chips, missus, and we'll leave it at that :P Adrielle Firewalker > alrighty
Adrielle Firewalker > if they are shut, you can have your money back :)
Adrielle Firewalker > if i get attacked by some git in an alley, you dont
Adrielle Firewalker > so fingers crossed!
Indra Sebuchiore > Adri, i'm very tempted to post this log on OMGRAWR, show everyone what you're like after a drink or two ;)
Adrielle Firewalker > what is OMGRAWR?
Jaketh Shae > given the number of friendly pods I'm passing I'm assuming there's been a fight ;o)