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ChYph3r > Free ore outside the station
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
boulette > marko you need a dictor?
Marko Debreault > no?
Marko Debreault > I mean, sure?
boulette > yes!
Marko Debreault > like a fish needs a bicycle, baby
boulette > i know you do
boulette > you would be suprise marko fishes like to bicycle :P
Rivyn > Wouldn't it be ironic if I was a prison guard set in
charge of watching convicts break up rocks for gravel, and then I
come home and mine for fun?
Gigashadow > haha
Pwett > I think it would be even more ironinc if you had the
inmates play EVE for you
Rivyn > hm.
Rivyn > Now there's and idea.
Pwett > The next generation of Macro Miners - Convict Miners
Rivyn > "Inmate 23! Laser that asteroid like you mean it!"
belalol > the new fast fleets , titanbridge in , self destruct out
Zathraas > why do AMarr always have to have the biggest dicks???
Omber Zombie > they don't they have big ships to compensate
petergriffen > that's why I fly small ships
Omber Zombie > to match?
petergriffen > that go really really REALLY fast
petergriffen > yes
petergriffen > my sex life - small and fast
Objulen > 02:07:55 Combat Beacon hits you, doing 500.0 damage.
Objulen > 02:07:55 Combat Beacon hits you, doing 384.8 damage.
Objulen > WTF?
Objulen > Why are the BEACONS attacking me?
NeoCrux > anyone know what the pirate respawn time is?
Dawne Xi > NeoCrux how can we know when pirates will log back in?

Malcolm Gerhardt > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malcolm Gerhardt > Jenna Jameson removed her implants.
Romulan59 > your alt?
Malcolm Gerhardt > ...the porn star....
Romulan59 > ahhh, lol
VoxDei > Happened to me many a time... you're just putting something up for escrow and you get jumped by a young nymphomaniac. Well, what can you do?
Aiyeeta Beaver > satisfy her cravings.... it's the only civilized thing to do...
Jimblob > send her to my house?
Mashif > ROFL
Aiyeeta Beaver > I said SATISFY HER CRAVINGS.... not leave her disappointed...
Marcus McTavish > lol it has 2kk sheilds
Justeen Thyme > wait.. only 2000?
Justeen Thyme > or 2 million..
Marcus McTavish > 2,000,000
Endymi Typhirr > "2kk" is the retarded way of corrupting the metric system we all know and love
Justeen Thyme > your gonna be there a while..
Marcus McTavish > for like 5 weeks
Justeen Thyme > ha. you'll run out of ammo..
Endymi Typhirr > 5 weeks? or 0.00084kk hours?
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