Malcolm Picard > Dear Sirs/Madams, I have 50 billion isk on another account in unmarked intersystem ISK. I need the sum of 300 million isk in order to reactivate my pilots extension and retrieve said funds. With your generous assistance I promise to pay 50% to you.
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Dragonsoul > 3 days 20 hours and wanking o/
Dragonsoul > shit im mean waiting -.-
Dragonsoul > i*
Thorn Glawer > Uh huh... paging Dr. Freud...
Dragonsoul > shit im mean waiting -.-
Dragonsoul > i*
Thorn Glawer > Uh huh... paging Dr. Freud...
Leonard Achana > I have formulated a law
Leonard Achana > similar to Godwin's Law
Leonard Achana > I call it Achana'a Law. "Given a sufficient amount of time, all EVE conversations will lead to WoW bashing."
Leonard Achana > similar to Godwin's Law
Leonard Achana > I call it Achana'a Law. "Given a sufficient amount of time, all EVE conversations will lead to WoW bashing."
Lance Tyr > it's mother's day don't forget to call your mums
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > it's american mothers day ¬_¬
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > ours was 18th of march
Kale Ryoko > Oh yeah, I was supposed to call your mother back today Lance
Kale Ryoko > thx for reminding me
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > it's american mothers day ¬_¬
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > ours was 18th of march
Kale Ryoko > Oh yeah, I was supposed to call your mother back today Lance
Kale Ryoko > thx for reminding me
The Slayer > rofl
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
Machiavellian Blight > arghhhhhhhhhh
Machiavellian Blight > rubbed my eyes..
Machiavellian Blight > just been cutting chili..
Xela Dioved > that burns.
Xela Dioved > though you probably can't read this right now.
Machiavellian Blight > No...
Machiavellian Blight > rubbed my eyes..
Machiavellian Blight > just been cutting chili..
Xela Dioved > that burns.
Xela Dioved > though you probably can't read this right now.
Machiavellian Blight > No...
Lord Warlock > HEY look the dimwit of the year award just lit up
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Magic Trev > tell you what being in an alliance pisses me off for one main reason
Verone > why's that?
Verone > the mail icon flashing? lol
Magic Trev > when i see the mail button flash i get excited tihking its for me and that ihave friends
Verone > lmao
Verone > same here
Magic Trev > then its alliance and i realise once more im unloved
Verone > why's that?
Verone > the mail icon flashing? lol
Magic Trev > when i see the mail button flash i get excited tihking its for me and that ihave friends
Verone > lmao
Verone > same here
Magic Trev > then its alliance and i realise once more im unloved
Takitoo > So. How do I do this "passive tanking" ?
Yasujiro Kaibara > ...you fit the modules to the ship, and undock. :P
Takitoo > Durr ..
Yasujiro Kaibara > ...you fit the modules to the ship, and undock. :P
Takitoo > Durr ..