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Davien Kaahtt > ...speaking of instinct... I hate it
Davien Kaahtt > being a male a mammal and unwed is not fun
Omegus > Then go with wild abandon....... wipppeeee
Bobamelius Two > nice timing there
Cpt Persephone > men weren't created to think, they were created to forcefully pull women along, when a situation came along that a woman couldn't naviagte with her brain
Davien Kaahtt > that is totally going to be my excuse in judgement day, Gus
Bobamelius Two > "omegus told me to go at it with wild abandon."
Davien Kaahtt > "But my internet friend said I could!"
Davien Kaahtt > ...speaking of instinct... I hate it
Davien Kaahtt > being a male a mammal and unwed is not fun
Omegus > Then go with wild abandon....... wipppeeee
Bobamelius Two > nice timing there
Cpt Persephone > men weren't created to think, they were created to forcefully pull women along, when a situation came along that a woman couldn't naviagte with her brain
Davien Kaahtt > that is totally going to be my excuse in judgement day, Gus
Bobamelius Two > "omegus told me to go at it with wild abandon."
Davien Kaahtt > "But my internet friend said I could!"
<Levin> word is retarded
<Levin> i typed "well-being"
<Levin> and its like omg do you mean "well being"?
<Levin> and im like ok sure
<Sadist> hmm
<Levin> so then its like
<Levin> omg do you mean "well-being"
<Levin> :/
<Levin> i typed "well-being"
<Levin> and its like omg do you mean "well being"?
<Levin> and im like ok sure
<Sadist> hmm
<Levin> so then its like
<Levin> omg do you mean "well-being"
<Levin> :/
Zyck > im never what I am
Zyck > only what I want to be
David Caldera > A guy with a self-inflated ego?
Zyck > only what I want to be
David Caldera > A guy with a self-inflated ego?
Azia Burgi > i feel so old
Cyndial > you are old though
Azia Burgi > i haven't had an afternoon nap today so i'm feeling a bit grumpy
Azia Burgi > 24 :S
Azia Burgi > sorry thought you asked me how old i was
Azia Burgi > need my glasses....
Cyndial > you are old though
Azia Burgi > i haven't had an afternoon nap today so i'm feeling a bit grumpy
Azia Burgi > 24 :S
Azia Burgi > sorry thought you asked me how old i was
Azia Burgi > need my glasses....
Mingzhu > how does a pod pilot perform basic bodily functions
Tri Dalmor > they don't call it pod goo for nothing...
Mingzhu > it doubles as a convenient liquid food
Tri Dalmor > they don't call it pod goo for nothing...
Mingzhu > it doubles as a convenient liquid food
Yichen Jiang > i love the voice that says docking permission requested
Yichen Jiang > docking permission accepted
Yichen Jiang > picture that
Yichen Jiang > during sexy time
Yichen Jiang > "docking permission accepted" *creak* *creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak* "AHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH"
Yichen Jiang > docking permission accepted
Yichen Jiang > picture that
Yichen Jiang > during sexy time
Yichen Jiang > "docking permission accepted" *creak* *creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak**creak* "AHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH"
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Gongface > Good lord it's like a horn is going off in my ear every 5 seconds.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
DeathBySight > mechaet, can you buy me a hulk :) ill be your sex slave
DeathBySight > or soemthing
Emperor D'Hoffryn > i asked him first
Par'Gellen > omg
Par'Gellen > LOL
Emperor D'Hoffryn > wait your turn
Par'Gellen > are you guys fighting over who gets to be Mechaet's sex slave?
DeathBySight > or soemthing
Emperor D'Hoffryn > i asked him first
Par'Gellen > omg
Par'Gellen > LOL
Emperor D'Hoffryn > wait your turn
Par'Gellen > are you guys fighting over who gets to be Mechaet's sex slave?
Balmer > they're gone..its just us chickens
Bared Bel'Medar > nice of you to admit it
Bared Bel'Medar > nice of you to admit it