Prir Ythor > I'm throwing junk out the back door of my ship just to go faster
Prir Ythor > luckily I'm minmatar
Prir Ythor > so I have lots of junk to throw
Gods Fist > lol
Prir Ythor > and also a handy screen door in the back
Gods Fist > hahahaha<br>ยต
Prir Ythor > is that a mu?
Prir Ythor > did I just make you laugh so hard you mu'd yourself?
Gods Fist > mu?
Ni Jien > hhahahaha
Gods Fist > aye ya did
Prir Ythor > luckily I'm minmatar
Prir Ythor > so I have lots of junk to throw
Gods Fist > lol
Prir Ythor > and also a handy screen door in the back
Gods Fist > hahahaha<br>ยต
Prir Ythor > is that a mu?
Prir Ythor > did I just make you laugh so hard you mu'd yourself?
Gods Fist > mu?
Ni Jien > hhahahaha
Gods Fist > aye ya did
Emperor paulpentine > arse
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Aldrith Shutaq > guess what gaiz
Aldrith Shutaq > Aldy's a minor holder now
Katrina Oniseki > put the child down, aldrith.
Aldrith Shutaq > Aldy's a minor holder now
Katrina Oniseki > put the child down, aldrith.
Marcus Lagrange > besides wifi makes the friend i'm housesitting with all psychotic
Marcus Lagrange > effects areas of his brain
Marcus Lagrange > makes his eyes go funny then the killings start
Marcus Lagrange > effects areas of his brain
Marcus Lagrange > makes his eyes go funny then the killings start
X3S > My corp has a new policy NBFU
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?
<Sivren> So apparently the Guristas are going to attack the Orpana constellation or something
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
Dramaking > eep 63 reds :x
Dramaking > eeep bubble
Dramaking > eep npc's
Dramaking > EEP OUTTA BEER
Gavisk > screw the reds get more beer :)
Dramaking > eeep bubble
Dramaking > eep npc's
Dramaking > EEP OUTTA BEER
Gavisk > screw the reds get more beer :)
<Sharkbait> i'm not allowed to comment on your stupidity. so just assume i'm thinking yes for now