Libria Kyzal > I am officially 'bacon girl'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Centrada > last week, my wife joking asked me "if it came down to Veto and me, who would you choose?" my reply was "I love you dearly, baby, but you can't pilot an interceptor for shit"
Piper Gates > gotta pee you got 2 mins to run
Hexman > wow i usually pee in 30 seconds
Hexman > thats a lot of piss
Piper Gates > i'm a girl
Hexman > ah
Hexman > wow i usually pee in 30 seconds
Hexman > thats a lot of piss
Piper Gates > i'm a girl
Hexman > ah
Katrina Oniseki > I have a dedicated ultra fast solid state RAID setup for my porn folders, so I can watch a fat chick getting railed by three robotic dildo machines in high definition 2160p at 200 FPS in 3D smellovision.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.
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<Denyerec> Is this place STILL shafted?
<OmberZombie> well, you're here, so i guess so
<Denyerec> The wit, so sharp, so painful.
<NTRabbit> like a rusty bowling ball
<OmberZombie> i like to think of it more as a dull pick-axe
<Denyerec> Is this place STILL shafted?
<OmberZombie> well, you're here, so i guess so
<Denyerec> The wit, so sharp, so painful.
<NTRabbit> like a rusty bowling ball
<OmberZombie> i like to think of it more as a dull pick-axe
<RAL> 6 eps to DL:o
<Sadist> Ral: 7
<RAL> 14-20
<RAL> dont see a ep 21 yet
<Sadist> which is...
<Sadist> 14,15,16,17,18,19,20
<Sadist> i dont see how that adds up to 6 :/
<RAL> like i said. 6 eps to download
<Sadist>...
<Sadist> Ral: 7
<RAL> 14-20
<RAL> dont see a ep 21 yet
<Sadist> which is...
<Sadist> 14,15,16,17,18,19,20
<Sadist> i dont see how that adds up to 6 :/
<RAL> like i said. 6 eps to download
<Sadist>...
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
<hazetop> I'd let her nos me, if you know what I mean... ^_^
<FTB|Work> except more than like you'd just get probed out
<hazetop> I had a contract up to her in doril for some frozen seed
<hazetop> she didnt take it
<hazetop> :(
<FTB|Work> except more than like you'd just get probed out
<hazetop> I had a contract up to her in doril for some frozen seed
<hazetop> she didnt take it
<hazetop> :(
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i do what i want
<PepsiTab> If you'd STOP insulting her every five minutes she may unban you.
<jotham> flapjack: i think they are sisters
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i don't want to be unbanned
<S_OK> you don't know what you want
<Sokhar> she does not deserve my pressence
<PepsiTab> Oi vey.
<S_OK> I wish we didn't deserve your presense either
<Sokhar> i do what i want
<PepsiTab> If you'd STOP insulting her every five minutes she may unban you.
<jotham> flapjack: i think they are sisters
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i don't want to be unbanned
<S_OK> you don't know what you want
<Sokhar> she does not deserve my pressence
<PepsiTab> Oi vey.
<S_OK> I wish we didn't deserve your presense either
Tutaku > Hiring PVPers with a fuzzy sense of right and wrong.
Elkus > I got a fuzzy sense of right and left....
Elkus > I got a fuzzy sense of right and left....