Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
anister > i bought the laptop specifically so i can poo n pvp
anister > 2 secs, wiping
anister > 2 secs, wiping
Mark Interiis > Death, you ow me half a mill btw
Deathcore > no i dnt
Mark Interiis > no you don't
Deathcore > :D
Tsia > mind control ftw?
Deathcore > ;)
Deathcore > no i dnt
Mark Interiis > no you don't
Deathcore > :D
Tsia > mind control ftw?
Deathcore > ;)
Menaar > I demand hard stuff
Sparkius > I'd give you diamonds, but we haven't even
been on one date
Sparkius > I'd give you diamonds, but we haven't even
been on one date
Trey Azagthoth > Kehmor remember
Trey Azagthoth > the emporer was more powerful later on
Trey Azagthoth > he was in wtfpwnage mode later on
Kehmor > ye but
Trey Azagthoth > and yes Bruce Campbell would wtfpwn them all
Kehmor > thats only cause windu fucked him up so bad
Kehmor > yoda couldnt have done shit then
Trey Azagthoth > I have a book called Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
Kehmor > yoda couldnt even solo dooku
Trey Azagthoth > he could
SiN x > jar jar binks could pwn han sol
Trey Azagthoth > but Dooku fought dirty
SiN x > solo*
Kehmor > anakin even fucked up dooku with dooku fighting dirty
Kehmor > and anakin is a bitc
Trey Azagthoth > Dooku dropped shit on Skywalker and Obi Wan
Trey Azagthoth > and when Yoda stopped it from falling
Trey Azagthoth > Dooku ran
Trey Azagthoth > like a bitch
Trey Azagthoth > and WTF WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!??!
Trey Azagthoth > -_-
bUBbLeS > power rangers would pwn chuck
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I cry
Kehmor > look guys
bUBbLeS > :D
Kehmor > mr rogers beats all
Kehmor > that video prov
Trey Azagthoth > the emporer was more powerful later on
Trey Azagthoth > he was in wtfpwnage mode later on
Kehmor > ye but
Trey Azagthoth > and yes Bruce Campbell would wtfpwn them all
Kehmor > thats only cause windu fucked him up so bad
Kehmor > yoda couldnt have done shit then
Trey Azagthoth > I have a book called Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
Kehmor > yoda couldnt even solo dooku
Trey Azagthoth > he could
SiN x > jar jar binks could pwn han sol
Trey Azagthoth > but Dooku fought dirty
SiN x > solo*
Kehmor > anakin even fucked up dooku with dooku fighting dirty
Kehmor > and anakin is a bitc
Trey Azagthoth > Dooku dropped shit on Skywalker and Obi Wan
Trey Azagthoth > and when Yoda stopped it from falling
Trey Azagthoth > Dooku ran
Trey Azagthoth > like a bitch
Trey Azagthoth > and WTF WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!??!
Trey Azagthoth > -_-
bUBbLeS > power rangers would pwn chuck
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I cry
Kehmor > look guys
bUBbLeS > :D
Kehmor > mr rogers beats all
Kehmor > that video prov
tuade > Im thinking about going out and conquering all of eve in my ibis but i broke the ignition switch on it so cant get it started atm im trying to pop the clutch but need someone to get out and push for me
Nathan Carver > just take the parts you need from this can and i'll help you.
Nathan Carver > just take the parts you need from this can and i'll help you.
Hidden Snake > u fucking idiots
Hidden Snake > u poded truckerx
Hidden Snake > which is my fucking alts
Hidden Snake > FUCCCC
SocomTedd > nbsi
Count Wilson > sorry pal
Count Wilson > he was a nuet
Hidden Snake > i told it
Hidden Snake > several times to several diplos
Hidden Snake > FUCK
Hidden Snake > 90 mil implants
Hidden Snake > 60 mil ship
Hidden Snake > FUCK
Larzza > lol
Count Wilson > well u need ur alliance diplo to tell ppl
Larzza > thats less then 200mil
Hidden Snake > and clone is fucked in Villasen
Hidden Snake > which 40 jumps from SU
Hidden Snake > fuck
Larzza > pod jump?
Count Wilson > hope his clone was upto date
Hidden Snake > no jump clone installed now
Hidden Snake > fuck
Count Wilson > sorry m8
Hidden Snake > fuck
Count Wilson > http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/huzzah.jpg
Hidden Snake > need to relax now
Hidden Snake > i was fiting broadsword
Hidden Snake > and did not pay attention
Hidden Snake > fuck
Junior Gleam > intel.......
Count Wilson > ol
Hidden Snake > fuck
Azran Zala > Huzzah!!!111
SocomTedd > Flawless Victory is Flawless!
Hidden Snake > ,,,,,,,, snake defucks............
Azran Zala > epic pic
Count Wilson > http://www.huzzahfederation.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=99774
SocomTedd > Overdrives are bad m'kay
crashyza > i was gonna say, selling that SE Probe Launcher? :D
SocomTedd > nanofibers all the way!
Hidden Snake > no if u closing on target cloacked
Count Wilson > 30 mill
Hidden Snake > fuck
Hidden Snake > how the hell now i will get stuff to corp
Hidden Snake > we planned JF run
Hidden Snake > crap
Azran Zala > hidden
Azran Zala > chill bru
Azran Zala > u want cyno
Azran Zala > I got 10 herons for u
Hidden Snake > i cool already
Hidden Snake > forget it
Hidden Snake > i will replan
SocomTedd > at least you werent killed by a red :D
Count Wilson > lol
Hidden Snake > ;)
Hidden Snake > facepalm
Hidden Snake > u poded truckerx
Hidden Snake > which is my fucking alts
Hidden Snake > FUCCCC
SocomTedd > nbsi
Count Wilson > sorry pal
Count Wilson > he was a nuet
Hidden Snake > i told it
Hidden Snake > several times to several diplos
Hidden Snake > FUCK
Hidden Snake > 90 mil implants
Hidden Snake > 60 mil ship
Hidden Snake > FUCK
Larzza > lol
Count Wilson > well u need ur alliance diplo to tell ppl
Larzza > thats less then 200mil
Hidden Snake > and clone is fucked in Villasen
Hidden Snake > which 40 jumps from SU
Hidden Snake > fuck
Larzza > pod jump?
Count Wilson > hope his clone was upto date
Hidden Snake > no jump clone installed now
Hidden Snake > fuck
Count Wilson > sorry m8
Hidden Snake > fuck
Count Wilson > http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/huzzah.jpg
Hidden Snake > need to relax now
Hidden Snake > i was fiting broadsword
Hidden Snake > and did not pay attention
Hidden Snake > fuck
Junior Gleam > intel.......
Count Wilson > ol
Hidden Snake > fuck
Azran Zala > Huzzah!!!111
SocomTedd > Flawless Victory is Flawless!
Hidden Snake > ,,,,,,,, snake defucks............
Azran Zala > epic pic
Count Wilson > http://www.huzzahfederation.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=99774
SocomTedd > Overdrives are bad m'kay
crashyza > i was gonna say, selling that SE Probe Launcher? :D
SocomTedd > nanofibers all the way!
Hidden Snake > no if u closing on target cloacked
Count Wilson > 30 mill
Hidden Snake > fuck
Hidden Snake > how the hell now i will get stuff to corp
Hidden Snake > we planned JF run
Hidden Snake > crap
Azran Zala > hidden
Azran Zala > chill bru
Azran Zala > u want cyno
Azran Zala > I got 10 herons for u
Hidden Snake > i cool already
Hidden Snake > forget it
Hidden Snake > i will replan
SocomTedd > at least you werent killed by a red :D
Count Wilson > lol
Hidden Snake > ;)
Hidden Snake > facepalm
Bilgen > Be amazed how much firepower a good Badger 2 can put out
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
Jackie Cross > and here we go, darn neuts
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!