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Par'Gellen > you know you play to many online games when you think about getting a personalized license plate for your car that reads "LAG KILLS"
KILLOR > Would the green Thanatos with license plate number "HQ-7278" kindly quit being inside my mothership?
KILLOR > It's creepy.
Eric Lancier > Hi Korinne, how's you?
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
From a random passerby's bio:

Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Iomar Uisdean > All in all, i fee; pretty good. Not often one becomes the exact opposite of KOS.
Iomar Uisdean > I feel pretty good, even
Arukia Sabi > KOS ?
Iomar Uisdean > Kill On Sight
Arukia Sabi > ahh
Iomar Uisdean > apparently I am Hug on Sight, or something like that
Seth Quantix > anyone got any jokes please?
Seldarine > huzzah federation
Seth Quantix > lmao
Seth Quantix > like it :)
Usagi Tsukino > Bacch went bye bye
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
ALlihante > Not much fun in shooting down haulers ehh ?
Soviet Orelius > well it's like candy. you lick the outside to find what's in the center
(discussing scripts)
Svender Atreides > bloody hell a new feature that does not require a new skill god CCP yer slippig
MrFahrenheit > anyone heading back to tvn from obe, plz pickup some small hybrid ammo, pref null s
MrFahrenheit > ill pay nipple
MrFahrenheit > tripple*
hydraSlav > you got 3 nipples for payment?
MrFahrenheit > i do
MrFahrenheit > which ya want first, middle?
VoodooFreak > dibs on the lefty
MrFahrenheit > thats strawberry flavor, nice choice
VoodooFreak > o/
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