Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Jahya Massai > there are 85 hostiles in our system and you're in curse
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm
Jahya Massai > oh wait, i'm in empire nvm
Arwen Ariniel > Looking for a battle hardened elite pvp corp? Shaolin Legacy is now recruiting! Join us in our fight for the Federation, apply at Renyn IX Fed Customs Assembly Plant.
dakuru > that's out sorps HQ
dakuru > our*
dakuru > xorps*
dakuru > corps*
dakuru > I'me thinking faster then i type
jimbojonesowns > you mean typing faster than think
dakuru > wither way my fingers are a little off
dakuru > either*
dakuru > see what i mean?
dakuru > that's out sorps HQ
dakuru > our*
dakuru > xorps*
dakuru > corps*
dakuru > I'me thinking faster then i type
jimbojonesowns > you mean typing faster than think
dakuru > wither way my fingers are a little off
dakuru > either*
dakuru > see what i mean?
Kylania > Emerald Nuts = Enthusiastic Miners Excavating Rather Alarming Loads Definitely Need Unlimited Transport Ships
FlashSpawn > what do we need to handle a DD?
FlashSpawn > 18,000 armor?
Steve Dave > emergency pants
FlashSpawn > 18,000 armor?
Steve Dave > emergency pants
Uluru Blok > The only people unaffected by Daylight Saving are the Red Alliance folks.... they are regulated by the sun..... if it is light enough to find a vodka bottle... it is daytime
Pedro Sangre> CVA, with the strength of rattan
Pedro Sangre> Set forth on their masterful plan
Pedro Sangre> Amarr victor, you maggots!
Pedro Sangre> Though roleplaying faggots,
Pedro Sangre> At least we are not Ushra'khan
Pedro Sangre> Set forth on their masterful plan
Pedro Sangre> Amarr victor, you maggots!
Pedro Sangre> Though roleplaying faggots,
Pedro Sangre> At least we are not Ushra'khan
Cythrawl > hyjek logged out
Cythrawl > they're all doomed
Cythrawl > and he's back, they're saved ;)
Cythrawl > they're all doomed
Cythrawl > and he's back, they're saved ;)
<Tibor> shit man dont know what the hell i have done to my right nut
<Molle> i stole it
<Abs_yarr> haha
<WolfgangH> Its locked away in a jar
<Tibor> no i deff still got it it is killing me
<Coupokov> MOLLETHEIF
<Molle> thats your left nut
<Tibor> think i twisted it in the night
<Molle> trying to run away as well
<Tibor> that would explain it
<Molle> i stole it
<Abs_yarr> haha
<WolfgangH> Its locked away in a jar
<Tibor> no i deff still got it it is killing me
<Coupokov> MOLLETHEIF
<Molle> thats your left nut
<Tibor> think i twisted it in the night
<Molle> trying to run away as well
<Tibor> that would explain it
EVE System > Channel MOTD: <color=0xff00ff00>Welcome to the irish Chat Channel.
Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*
Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*