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Zerich > Baby, interrupt me in the middle of a corp war again and I'll straight up choke you to death.
<Rilder> We need some Muslims to hijack a plane and fly it peacfully into its destination airport
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
[a golden oldie from ingame Bazaar channel on 2004.08.11]

Cruz > You are about to claim escrow which contains:
1 item of True Sansha Adaptive Nano Plating
It expires in 6 days 21 hours 40 minutes 23 seconds and will cost you 5,000,000.00 ISK.
Do you still want to continue with this action?
Cruz > eat that beatch entity
Cruz > think thats a good price?
Entity > basically, if it's up for longer than 1 minute and I am not AFK. I decided it's not worth it :)

... 40 minutes later ...

Cruz > I just sold something on escrow and im happy
Entity > what did you sell cruz
Cruz > a anode nuetron particle blaster
Cruz > cruiser one lol
Cruz > Ive been trying to sell it for days so I just lowered the price
Cruz > and yes, I reescrow it about every 15 or so hours
Entity > hehe
Entity > for a minute I thought you sold that true sansha armor plate you bought for 5M, for 1.5M
Cruz > Lol
Cruz > no, im trying to sell it for like 12.5mil atm
Cruz > because im a con artist
Entity > nah, it was 1.5 m8
Cruz > no fuking way
Entity > You are about to claim escrow which contains:
1 item of True Sansha Adaptive Nano Plating
It expires in 23 hours 59 minutes 31 seconds and will cost you 1,500,000.00 ISK.
Cruz > did you buy it?
Cruz > FUUUCK
Cruz > :(
Adrian Steel > undisclosed actions like what
Tutskii > they havent disclosed that, Adrian
Serafina Epinephrine > modular genitals... it's the future
evantheterrible > lol.. id always forget to wear my penis
Thev Sonata: okay so, that corp that lost the Hel, was the same corp that a year ago killed my Crow
Funless Saisima: fair trade I think
I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard your drones fall out your thrusters!
Nine Shadowsun > How do you afk?
Azia Burgi > you type AFK and wander away from your computer
Jack Murder > hey, anyone here tried planetary interaction
Mucko > I bought a planet dinner once, took it out to a movie, but all I got was a peck on the cheek and a quick peek at it's inner moons
<Ulviirala> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
<Ulviirala> NOBODY MOVE!
<Ulviirala> I LOST MY MIND!
<Virtuozzo> again?
* Oneiromancer takes out the magnifying glass
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