Dohat > you know you have a decent fleet when you have to beg to assign fighters
<VDJ> just gotta wait til friday so i get the money
<Darth_Angelus> you dont have to
<Darth_Angelus> you can drive
<Darth_Angelus> steal a car
<Darth_Angelus> drive it into a bank
<Darth_Angelus> steal money
<Darth_Angelus> escape
<VDJ> ok gonna go do that
<VDJ> bbl
<Darth_Angelus> heh
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<Darth_Angelus> you dont have to
<Darth_Angelus> you can drive
<Darth_Angelus> steal a car
<Darth_Angelus> drive it into a bank
<Darth_Angelus> steal money
<Darth_Angelus> escape
<VDJ> ok gonna go do that
<VDJ> bbl
<Darth_Angelus> heh
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Grak Yarn > I once told a guy his sister totally wanted to bang him .-.
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Ganks > a few days ago someone said that pretty soon pern will look at a belt and the astroids will turn themselves into minerals and fly into stations and sell themsleves
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day
Kythanis > lol dock and get some sleep or Ill send you to the clone bank
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
TeRedrum > WHAT SKILL IS NEEDED to increase your capabilities of having more than 1 gang member
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
IREVastar > Caldari pray for more drakes
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
Arth Lawing > o/
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Scrabac Ulonne > got any morphine? my mouth is killin me
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.