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<AnAnarchyyt> Also, someone build a database for us right now
<PrismX> just get a cardboard box, throw some money into to it, stick a MS logo sticker on it and write TRANQUILITY on it with a magic marker
<PrismX> does wonders for us
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
<bexx910> yeah newt sounds like you not bein laid for days..weeks even lol
<%DjNeWt|onAIR> months
GusHobbleton > IAC is like herpes
GusHobbleton > it crops up, irritates you, and goes away
GusHobbleton > but it never dies
<Mozzie> hehe the bubbles remind me of this roaming op that I went on with molle once. He said it would be an hour and we would all die horribly.
<Mozzie> so I stayed up til 5:30 in the morning for the op and it ended up going for like 5 hours
<Drahl> lol
<Mozzie> at the end when I was really tired we came across some bubbles and started shooting at them
<Mozzie> because I was tired I scramed one and called a point
<CamMan> lol
<Mozzie> I didn't realiese untill everyone packed up laughing
BobMoo22 > Yarrrateers are currently recruiting all players interesting in fighting the evil carebear menace
Jeoff Valdar > What have carebears ever done to you?
Hindenburg LZ129 > charge 300m for a hac
<Pallantre> I'm hungry enough to eat a horse.
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<HellGremlin> Hahahahahahahaha oh Jesus, I'm taking it out.
<Pallantre> turn that gay script off
<Pallantre> you know, we might be mentioning 'h0rse' a lot
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<HellGremlin> Baahahahahahaa.
<Levin> LOL
Ghost Reaper > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
Kainan Nishon > wtf
Kainan Nishon > i can read russian now sweet
Kainan Nishon > o/
Ghost Reaper > sry my keyboard was upside down
Sputum Menagerie > i got woken up by jehovas witnesses this morning
NRKey > answer the door naked
NRKey > always works
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
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