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Xanthe Poni > we went to play in dastryns last night
Xanthe Poni > was hoping we weren't killing your alts
Kaelarian > I'm sure they'd have said something
Xanthe Poni > lol
Xanthe Poni > they did
Xanthe Poni > GF
L4zor R0B0T Ill tell your sister hi for you
L4zor R0B0T and hit her with some sexual assault missiles
Yuki Li > i just like making the headers for my fiction tbh XD
Yuki Li > the rest is poo :D
Yuki Li > but i enjoy it.
Atandros > You enjoy poo, Yuki?
Yuki Li > I ENJOY WRITING, ATANDROS
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Pneumonia Omega > get me all pumped up for Eve, the strategy and working together is absolutely awesome
Pneumonia Omega > I truely believe that is what Eve is about, a lone Battleship, cannot take out a squad of Frigates without a well thought out plan
Quinn Oron > Or a rack of smartbombs.
Crovan > Unless that battleship sits just off the gate with a rack of faction SBs
Crovan > damn
Crovan > beat me to it
Gaius Sejanus > YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR FRIENDLY HELP OR SO HELP ME I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE WITH A TOOTHPICK YOU COCKMONGER!
* Sprak has joined #eve-online
<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
* ZaKma has joined #eve-online
<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
* Sprak has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK YOU HG DEATHSQUAD)
Star Commander > any gay gangs in M-0, throw me a gang guys :)
NAFnist > lol,u perv
Markie > LMAO, not gay gangs here tonight
Gorrak > miss click
Star Commander > lol , me a bad typ PIST !
Tiuwaz > star commander, typing in the wrong channel again?
NAFnist > rofl
DavidABrooks > lol
Star Commander > oops
Kakita J > /emote grabs Ramadas and heads into the back room
Ramadas > /emote closes the door to the room
Nuri Aderynn > Um, what are you two doing back there?
Pytria Le'Danness > Employment talk
Nuri Aderynn > Sure, sure
Nuri Aderynn > Kakita and Ramadas, sitting in a tree
Nuri Aderynn > K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Packtu'sa > Errr yeah, moment of heresy: she plays wow :-/
Kyp13 > that's it
Kyp13 > she's not worth it
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