Arion Iscallion > to see the new hot cgi vid CCP made, hold down the control key and type quaffe
Sonja Dragooran > My daughter thought to be funny and asked where on the chicken was chicken nuggets
Sonja Dragooran > I told her on the rooster
Sonja Dragooran > Face went bright red
Sonja Dragooran > I told her on the rooster
Sonja Dragooran > Face went bright red
(OmberZombie) i'm like jesus, someone mined me and i was resurected as a railgun toting megalomaniac
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
Davie Johnes > can you shoot Road House over there? lucy?
RaZZZZia > convo Patrick Swayze for this..
RaZZZZia > convo Patrick Swayze for this..
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Golakka > Send me 200m and i will tell you the secret of scamming 200m out of noobs.
mazzilliu > im trying to land on a moon
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy
Daniel Jackson > o btw to tell u that most of the people in the chat i was talking about are gay
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Ebon Nexus > I play too much Eve
Ebon Nexus > I was watching star wars the other night, the episode where they're on the ice planet and the empire invades
Ebon Nexus > and I'm watching, kinda half paying attention and doing other stuff, when they fly the fighter right at the walking tank, and it takes a laser in the grill and pops
Ebon Nexus > and the first thought in my mind was "wtf? You gotta flank that shit and keep your transversal up, newb!" =(
Ebon Nexus > I was watching star wars the other night, the episode where they're on the ice planet and the empire invades
Ebon Nexus > and I'm watching, kinda half paying attention and doing other stuff, when they fly the fighter right at the walking tank, and it takes a laser in the grill and pops
Ebon Nexus > and the first thought in my mind was "wtf? You gotta flank that shit and keep your transversal up, newb!" =(
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been