Nevin Dread > "i know what im doing" famus last words
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Nystoriel > :P
Nystoriel > mine typically consist of "oh fuck a cyno" or "LEEEEEEROOYYYYY"
Nevin Dread > lol
Nevin Dread > how about "oms>villore would probably be shortest"
Nevin Dread > or "whats a cyno?"
Nystoriel > :P
Nevin Dread > "guys theres a bunch of red stuff on my overveiw, whats that mean?"
Nystoriel > if it's red it's dead
Endorphin Lai > The kestrel is faulty
lofty29 > in what way?
lofty29 > shot biotransversal carbon intakes?
lofty29 > screwy tridimensional hydroreactor?
Endorphin Lai > no, ive been changing gears without using the clutch
lofty29 > in what way?
lofty29 > shot biotransversal carbon intakes?
lofty29 > screwy tridimensional hydroreactor?
Endorphin Lai > no, ive been changing gears without using the clutch
Camoss > Man I am just pleasing everyone today
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
Zeoliter: i might have to join Eve University to learn how to PVP again by the time the BBQ is over
Augin Soric > TBH, the best way to describe Minmatar is "Waterworld in Space"
Kular > I think I'd get my left nut for fecking dsl or something out here
Yoshito Sanders > I'd give your left nut for DSL here too.
Aran Cole > Why is it always the left one? Is the right one more important for some reason?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd be willing to make that sacrifice.
Kular > im right handed...
Kular > most people are
Aran Cole > So that means you're right-nutted too?
Shinden > Perhaps there is a natural dominance in testes.
Yoshito Sanders > Yes
Brethor > more the reason to gve the right nut, lass impact
Aran Cole > You shoot from your right?
Brethor > less*
Inquisitor Gantei > So..eh..er...that means youre right nutted as well?
Inquisitor Gantei > ah
Kular > ya, dominant right nut
Yoshito Sanders > Righty is mighty.
Soratah > hang on if you swing right doesnt that mean you're gay?
Aran Cole > Or conservative
Aran Cole > Same difference :O
Brethor > ?!? i doubt it
Kular > no left is gay, let me check my map to make sure but I think its left..
Soratah > You need a map to find your nuts?
Kular > Gay map
Yoshito Sanders > You need a gay map to find your nuts?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd give your left nut for DSL here too.
Aran Cole > Why is it always the left one? Is the right one more important for some reason?
Yoshito Sanders > I'd be willing to make that sacrifice.
Kular > im right handed...
Kular > most people are
Aran Cole > So that means you're right-nutted too?
Shinden > Perhaps there is a natural dominance in testes.
Yoshito Sanders > Yes
Brethor > more the reason to gve the right nut, lass impact
Aran Cole > You shoot from your right?
Brethor > less*
Inquisitor Gantei > So..eh..er...that means youre right nutted as well?
Inquisitor Gantei > ah
Kular > ya, dominant right nut
Yoshito Sanders > Righty is mighty.
Soratah > hang on if you swing right doesnt that mean you're gay?
Aran Cole > Or conservative
Aran Cole > Same difference :O
Brethor > ?!? i doubt it
Kular > no left is gay, let me check my map to make sure but I think its left..
Soratah > You need a map to find your nuts?
Kular > Gay map
Yoshito Sanders > You need a gay map to find your nuts?
TurboNutz > THE WORLD IS CORRUPT HORRIBLE PLACE.. NOW EVERY SSH AND PLAY EVE
ubastij: had the worst childhood. i grew up in fucking saudi arabia
Kesper North: you might say you were saudamized by fate.
Kesper North: you might say you were saudamized by fate.
<Erso Ekla> Jirid, where do minerals come from?
<Jirid> Erso - whem a mommie mineral and a daddie mineral love each other very much, they do a special handshake and that's how.. oh wait, no Karwee is right, you refine minerals from ore or modules.
<Jirid> Erso - whem a mommie mineral and a daddie mineral love each other very much, they do a special handshake and that's how.. oh wait, no Karwee is right, you refine minerals from ore or modules.
Tareen Kashaar > hm!
Tareen Kashaar > exploration with two covert ops should be quite a bit faster, shouldn't it? :D
Pharuan > not exactly
Pharuan > but it is based on chance
Tareen Kashaar > my point exactly
Tareen Kashaar > more chance of finding stuff with increased probe wastage
Pharuan > heh, yeah, but who is to say that the single character wouldn't have found it in that amount of time anyway
Tareen Kashaar > yeah
Tareen Kashaar > *shrug
Quintus Peritus > the goddess of statistics.. she's always right, in the long run
Pharuan > heh
Tareen Kashaar > I don't believe in statistics :D
Tareen Kashaar > technically, every time I attempt something, I have the same chance of succeeding or not... and I attempt to exploit that chance to the fullest with every attempt :P
Pharuan > I believe in stacked Ni-Kunni
Tareen Kashaar > And I believe in cold hard cash
Quintus Peritus > I like warm, cuddly cash
Pharuan > Call it what you want, but it aint cold
Scorpio Dantes > is it hard?
Pharuan > yup
Tareen Kashaar > warm, lumpy cash?
Quintus Peritus > will do in a pinch
Hakel Daima > Remind me never to borrow money from you guys
Pharuan > With our intrest rates? Why would we do that?
Hakel Daima > Its one thing to wonder how a bank is financed, another to have to worry about where the wad of bills the cashier just handed you has been...and why it is warm and soggy
Able Citizen > EEEEWWWWW!
Hakel Daima > dude, they started it - I'm just taking it to the logical next step :D
Able Citizen > ROFLskates
Quintus Peritus > hard, throbbing cash
Able Citizen > Pulsating, too?
Hakel Daima > steaming mounds of cash
Hakel Daima > wait...
* Tareen Kashaar wipes tears from eyes
Hakel Daima > I was thinking about something else :P
Tareen Kashaar > exploration with two covert ops should be quite a bit faster, shouldn't it? :D
Pharuan > not exactly
Pharuan > but it is based on chance
Tareen Kashaar > my point exactly
Tareen Kashaar > more chance of finding stuff with increased probe wastage
Pharuan > heh, yeah, but who is to say that the single character wouldn't have found it in that amount of time anyway
Tareen Kashaar > yeah
Tareen Kashaar > *shrug
Quintus Peritus > the goddess of statistics.. she's always right, in the long run
Pharuan > heh
Tareen Kashaar > I don't believe in statistics :D
Tareen Kashaar > technically, every time I attempt something, I have the same chance of succeeding or not... and I attempt to exploit that chance to the fullest with every attempt :P
Pharuan > I believe in stacked Ni-Kunni
Tareen Kashaar > And I believe in cold hard cash
Quintus Peritus > I like warm, cuddly cash
Pharuan > Call it what you want, but it aint cold
Scorpio Dantes > is it hard?
Pharuan > yup
Tareen Kashaar > warm, lumpy cash?
Quintus Peritus > will do in a pinch
Hakel Daima > Remind me never to borrow money from you guys
Pharuan > With our intrest rates? Why would we do that?
Hakel Daima > Its one thing to wonder how a bank is financed, another to have to worry about where the wad of bills the cashier just handed you has been...and why it is warm and soggy
Able Citizen > EEEEWWWWW!
Hakel Daima > dude, they started it - I'm just taking it to the logical next step :D
Able Citizen > ROFLskates
Quintus Peritus > hard, throbbing cash
Able Citizen > Pulsating, too?
Hakel Daima > steaming mounds of cash
Hakel Daima > wait...
* Tareen Kashaar wipes tears from eyes
Hakel Daima > I was thinking about something else :P