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threeD > theres a titan in my pants!!!!
threeD > and it just let off its doomsday!!!
tobs > .... :
PainterJ > I think it
jih chop > therefore it's stupid
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
xyeLz > if i flew randomly in space for 3 days, where would i end up
Anarkia Evangel > in ur clone station?
Rodan Ignaz > you know, I allways found it kind of madenning that they shape some dildoes after 'dolphins' and 'rabbits" and jesus
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Greyreign > my hyperion is warping backwards. wtf?/
Bhasayate > maybe it was warping backwards all this time until JUST NOW?
Greyreign > *head asplode
EVE System > Channel changed to Bapraya Local Channel
Minirags > Xlament is my lover
Claidheamh daLaimh > Bapraya is a "don't ask, don't tell" zone
XLament > ;)
Aznwithboobs > man life is boring
Deliora May > what the fucking hell?
Deliora May > An Aznwithboobs?
Aznwithboobs > i got bored.
Aznwithboobs > someone gimme isk so i can buy/kill things
Dewgong > what
Dewgong > >_>
Dewgong > does your wife know you're cheating on her with this?
Aznwithboobs > lol
Aznwithboobs > shes at the baby shower, bwahahahaha
Dewgong > oh god
Neirti > im looking for a mining corp with low sec or 0.0 access 6.5 mil SP [7 days from covetor]
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
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