Ishan Horicas > imagine if you opened your bedroom door and there was a blue whale's penis just about to burst...
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
Tubiger > GOD I WANT TO DOCK
Elsydian > /emote waves to tubiger from outpost
Tubiger > OPEN THE DOOR
Elsydian > not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Tubiger > oh yeah?
Tubiger > /emote huffs
Tubiger > /emote puffs
Tubiger > /emote dies from lack of atmosphere in space
Elsydian > /emote waves to tubiger from outpost
Tubiger > OPEN THE DOOR
Elsydian > not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Tubiger > oh yeah?
Tubiger > /emote huffs
Tubiger > /emote puffs
Tubiger > /emote dies from lack of atmosphere in space
orashnic > it was thorax vs thorax
Ame Sonoda > at the gay bar
Ame Sonoda > at the gay bar
<Dian> Buxaroo
<Dian> stop shooting mankind
<Sforza> this is no time for personal grudges bux
<Dian> stop shooting mankind
<Sforza> this is no time for personal grudges bux
Kal Imist > comeon you scallywags someone must want to buy a raven with 3 ccc's for 110 mill, flown anywhere in highsec tonight
Kal Imist > fuck it im just gonna sell the raven on the market
SuperNova221 > Buy it to stop him wasting it!!!
Vidgey > I bought a Myrm of of Kal, opened the bonnet and it's got a Velator engine in it
Kal Imist > fuck it im just gonna sell the raven on the market
SuperNova221 > Buy it to stop him wasting it!!!
Vidgey > I bought a Myrm of of Kal, opened the bonnet and it's got a Velator engine in it
Kraal Rokviente > HOLD gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
jih chop > neut in crow coming to BKG
jih chop > 8-4 gate
jih chop > he actually tried for smitty with 10 of us in system
jih chop > suddenly looked up and 9 BS warped in on top of him
Murph Dog > he would have warped sooner but he was shovelling the crap out of his pants
Murph Dog > with both hands
jih chop > 8-4 gate
jih chop > he actually tried for smitty with 10 of us in system
jih chop > suddenly looked up and 9 BS warped in on top of him
Murph Dog > he would have warped sooner but he was shovelling the crap out of his pants
Murph Dog > with both hands
<Galazar> wheres sassy?
<Baggins2> seeing her father as its fathers day
<Galazar> ...shit
<Minsebstor> fuck
<Baggins2> rofl
<Baggins2> seeing her father as its fathers day
<Galazar> ...shit
<Minsebstor> fuck
<Baggins2> rofl
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: well yeah. :p some of the marauders are actually pretty cool but it's not exactly on my list..
Symbiotes [-gen-]: not? what a shame...
Symbiotes [-gen-]: everyone should fly the most easily jammed ships in eve obviously...
Symbiotes [-gen-]: not? what a shame...
Symbiotes [-gen-]: everyone should fly the most easily jammed ships in eve obviously...