JenKrist > what is everyones ASL neways?
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening
Caismir Elioz > so atandros when do you ever sleep?
Atandros > Sleep is for the weak. I contemplate my portrait of Lenin for fifteen minutes and become fully rejuvenated for the day
Atandros > Sleep is for the weak. I contemplate my portrait of Lenin for fifteen minutes and become fully rejuvenated for the day
<DigitalCommunist> im getting the evil eye of orms by gore from some girl that sits next to me
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
Wrathimus Shurthrou > i thought you sweeds had nothing else to do this time of night with tha snow and all
Pegaman > all we do is avoid polarbears
Wrathimus Shurthrou > you need to keep a seal pup with you for protection
Pegaman > but that will only attract more bears
Pegaman > and eskimoes
Pegaman > and norwegians
Wrathimus Shurthrou > yeah but you can run faster than a pup on the ground
Pegaman > all we do is avoid polarbears
Wrathimus Shurthrou > you need to keep a seal pup with you for protection
Pegaman > but that will only attract more bears
Pegaman > and eskimoes
Pegaman > and norwegians
Wrathimus Shurthrou > yeah but you can run faster than a pup on the ground
Murphy > servant sisters of eve even like me, whoever they are
Thunder Jolly > space nuns
Sinista > I've done missions for them ;-)
KSUDruid > buncha hot chicks to like to help people
Sinista > they are rug munchers
Sinista > they gave me poly textiles
Murphy > rofl
Thunder Jolly > space nuns
Sinista > I've done missions for them ;-)
KSUDruid > buncha hot chicks to like to help people
Sinista > they are rug munchers
Sinista > they gave me poly textiles
Murphy > rofl
Belfalas > nice ascn only lost 45 bs today and killed 0
Gothikia > good to see they're improving :)
Gothikia > good to see they're improving :)
harding2 > your a pirate
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero
Lasky > jake's drunk, i'm horny... so afk guys.
Lasky > shit, don't omgrarw that
Lasky > shit, don't omgrarw that
Ballz McCoy > PLZ GIVE ME ISK IM POOR I MUST FEED MY CHILDREN
Ballz McCoy > PLEASEEE
Rhaz Kuso > piss off
Ballz McCoy > OMG WHY YOU SO MEAN??
Ballz McCoy > PLEASEEE
Rhaz Kuso > piss off
Ballz McCoy > OMG WHY YOU SO MEAN??
• Sokhar blames jesus
[Sokhar] and also i blame stavros
[Sokhar] because he didn't buy me a pony ;[
[mim] how mean :(
[Sokhar] inoes
[Sokhar] and also i blame stavros
[Sokhar] because he didn't buy me a pony ;[
[mim] how mean :(
[Sokhar] inoes