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<Jon> we got drunk with a few of the MH lot and i ended up ejecting from a titan somewhere
<Jon> never found it again

Fast Eddie > Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum - I succeeded in summoning satan into my computer
Allangor > you have windows vista?

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LadyScarlet > tbh with all the head they gave me im tempted to pay for the empire war on them when i get back ;)
LadyScarlet > headache
lazyb22 > lol
anister > lol, baaad typo

#7979 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

< eriktown> "harry podder and the order of the phoenix"
< eriktown> "harry podder and the prisoner of akkonoien"
< Danalog> harry podder and the gatecamp of fire
< eriktown> harry podder and the half-blown panel
< Danalog> harry podder and the deathly HACs?
< Danalog> harry podder and the Chamber of Serpentis
< eriktown> harry podder and the deadspace of sanshas

#8064 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Par'Gellen > I want Scotty to catch me humping a cruise missile in the hangar bay one day after ambulation
Par'Gellen > oops crap wrong chat ack
Mia Fatalis > weirdo
Par'Gellen > jumping while type 4tl :(
Reachok > Yeah, that was meant for a private convo, which is kind of scary in itself 8-)
Par'Gellen > lol
Mia Fatalis > interupting pars gay orgy ftl
Mia Fatalis > scotty and a cruise missile, :s
Par'Gellen > well in my defense it's a female cruise missile
Eason Carn > but aren't you female?
Par'Gellen > me? not exactly
DARTHxFREE > no exactuly means, he's only female on friday nights
chero > poor par par :)

#6240 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"

#3727 + ( 72 ) -inappropriate?

Farore Akino > Pirating is like doing your sister. It's fun when you do it, but not when others do.

#13346 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Chiaco Bloodtear: k, napping for 3hrs
Chiaco Bloodtear: I'll return as a zombie shortly

#6644 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Maistro > i loooove my sentry drones
Feral Karkassia > yeah sentry drones rock
MISS NAUGHTY > dont do dirty things to em maistro
Feral Karkassia > do dirty things to em maistro
MISS NAUGHTY > humans and drones carnt love each other
The Djego > you can´t say that untill you tried ;)
MISS NAUGHTY > i did untill the drones filed for a law suit
Feral Karkassia > Tell that to my beloved Harry
(harry linked as ecm drone)
The Djego > /emote hugges his Drones
Maistro > why, thats a long barrel you have there sentry drone no. 3
Athena Minoko > /emote takes a drone behind the bike shed
Athena Minoko > *lots of noise from behind the bike shed*
Athena Minoko > *sudden crunch*
Athena Minoko > /emote comes back holding Metal Scraps
Athena Minoko > oops
Athena Minoko > It melted :(
The Djego > poor little thing :D
Feral Karkassia > this convo is sooo getting omgrawred

#5839 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Azia Burgi > GAH!
Cyclops43 > ?
Devlin Fox > ??
Azia Burgi > i have spent all evening looking for my copy of dreamweaver
Azia Burgi > its the LAST bloody CD that i pick up
Devlin Fox > LOL
Cyclops43 > Of.c. Mr.Murphy makes sure that's the way it is....
Devlin Fox > Yeah. Mr Murphy is a bastard!
Azia Burgi > now i'm too drunk to be arsed to do any work...
Azia Burgi > SHIT
Azia Burgi > i just ejected the CD mid install thinking "i'll install HL2 while thats installing..."
Azia Burgi > not realising i only have 1 optical drive....
Cyclops43 > *lol* Never drink and drive (a PC)

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