HeLlRaIzA666 > he is very rich by sounds of it
Frank Horrigan > he has an auto targeting system on it
Frank Horrigan > guess i missed that
HeLlRaIzA666 > they are good
HeLlRaIzA666 > targets ceptors in 5 secs instead of 15 +
Frank Horrigan > 4 dread bcus and a dread co processor
Frank Horrigan > seriously?
Frank Horrigan > thats nice..
Frank Horrigan > shoud get one
Frank Horrigan > takes me like 30 seconds to lock the things
HeLlRaIzA666 > but in deadspace it dont work to good
Frank Horrigan > y?
HeLlRaIzA666 > it targets clouds in deadspace lol
Frank Horrigan > ROFL
Frank Horrigan > wtf!
Frank Horrigan > "Computer: The cloud could be hostile sir I recomend we target it."
HeLlRaIzA666 > lol
HeLlRaIzA666 > u could put it like that
Frank Horrigan > he has an auto targeting system on it
Frank Horrigan > guess i missed that
HeLlRaIzA666 > they are good
HeLlRaIzA666 > targets ceptors in 5 secs instead of 15 +
Frank Horrigan > 4 dread bcus and a dread co processor
Frank Horrigan > seriously?
Frank Horrigan > thats nice..
Frank Horrigan > shoud get one
Frank Horrigan > takes me like 30 seconds to lock the things
HeLlRaIzA666 > but in deadspace it dont work to good
Frank Horrigan > y?
HeLlRaIzA666 > it targets clouds in deadspace lol
Frank Horrigan > ROFL
Frank Horrigan > wtf!
Frank Horrigan > "Computer: The cloud could be hostile sir I recomend we target it."
HeLlRaIzA666 > lol
HeLlRaIzA666 > u could put it like that
liquidshadows > burnnnnnnnnnnnn
liquidshadows > noooooooooooooo i havnt had a girl today, my whore streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ares0mega > seriously
Ares0mega > you are going to hell
liquidshadows > so, all my friends will be there
Ares0mega > sure
liquidshadows > go to heaven with all the fat chicks, see what i care
liquidshadows > noooooooooooooo i havnt had a girl today, my whore streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ares0mega > seriously
Ares0mega > you are going to hell
liquidshadows > so, all my friends will be there
Ares0mega > sure
liquidshadows > go to heaven with all the fat chicks, see what i care
Rural Juror > how about a button on every box that when you hit it selects everything???? woutl that be too fucking hard CCP???
Rural Juror > just venting
Rural Juror > getting a cramp from salvaging
Daralia > An ass cramp?
BizarroStormy > hey rj
BizarroStormy > press ctrl-a :-P
Rural Juror > im too busy using the keyboard to surf for porn
BizarroStormy > why is your hand on the mouse then?
Rural Juror > just venting
Rural Juror > getting a cramp from salvaging
Daralia > An ass cramp?
BizarroStormy > hey rj
BizarroStormy > press ctrl-a :-P
Rural Juror > im too busy using the keyboard to surf for porn
BizarroStormy > why is your hand on the mouse then?
Jim Lovell > Does sige mode only work on Citadel Torps?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Dimitri Chandler > bollocks i can't find my car keys
Dimitri Chandler > can someone explain to me in stages how to go about "walking" to the corner shop?
* Humpback jingles some and runs off
Dimitri Chandler > afk phoning taxi
aNpHrAcK > lol
Dimitri Chandler > can someone explain to me in stages how to go about "walking" to the corner shop?
* Humpback jingles some and runs off
Dimitri Chandler > afk phoning taxi
aNpHrAcK > lol
Nevin Dread > life is like eve, it takes forever to get all the skills you need
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
[FLNC]Nooey: can u hear?
[JERIC] Knuck: yep
FLNC-Shar: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: omg where is the killin and the a-k's
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[JERIC] Knuck: kill kill kill then be all like 'I'm up in yo bitch'
[FLNC]Nooey: : D
[JERIC] Knuck: cause that is the true measure of a man
[FLNC]Nooey: ok thats one track
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: how far 'up in yo bitch' you can be
[JERIC] Knuck: and also the killing, thats important too
[JERIC] Knuck: yep
FLNC-Shar: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: omg where is the killin and the a-k's
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[JERIC] Knuck: kill kill kill then be all like 'I'm up in yo bitch'
[FLNC]Nooey: : D
[JERIC] Knuck: cause that is the true measure of a man
[FLNC]Nooey: ok thats one track
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: how far 'up in yo bitch' you can be
[JERIC] Knuck: and also the killing, thats important too
Demitron > Pos password ?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?