Aquillar > theres a scorp in escrow titled..
Aquillar > "SCORPION **yellow interior** **alloys** **needs attention** **inspect** **phat**"
COJOi > omg
Aquillar > 74 mill
Aquillar > *claims*
Aquillar > I just want to bling bling with my alloys and yellow interior
COJOi > corp builds for 56
Aquillar > wow it even came with a microwave oven!
COJOi > does it have in-dash navigation?
Aquillar > "SCORPION **yellow interior** **alloys** **needs attention** **inspect** **phat**"
COJOi > omg
Aquillar > 74 mill
Aquillar > *claims*
Aquillar > I just want to bling bling with my alloys and yellow interior
COJOi > corp builds for 56
Aquillar > wow it even came with a microwave oven!
COJOi > does it have in-dash navigation?
baltec1 > ohgod I just realised this titans design is based on a stapler
Vernn Miller > something like: "they said I`ll be making tons of isk but all I got was just pvp"
<+Batolemaeus> today in class we were supposed to prepare software so we could make Entity-Relationship-Diagrams
<+Batolemaeus> :3
<@Entity> :D
<+Batolemaeus> :3
<@Entity> :D
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Hoozin > yes? how may I help you?
Twarby > Would you be interested in a Navy Raven for 900m, a Caracal Navy Issue for 180m, a Tempest Fleet Issue for 550m, or a Rattlesnake for 1.5b?
Hoozin > nah, but I'll take the regular raven you're going to put in the window for like ... 95
Hoozin > awww... why don't they ever stay?
Twarby > Would you be interested in a Navy Raven for 900m, a Caracal Navy Issue for 180m, a Tempest Fleet Issue for 550m, or a Rattlesnake for 1.5b?
Hoozin > nah, but I'll take the regular raven you're going to put in the window for like ... 95
Hoozin > awww... why don't they ever stay?
Bruce McMoose > OMGZORS THE CAPSLOCK SQUIRREL HAS GOT ME!!!
Salba > /emote thinks that banner ads that tell you to "Shoot three iPods to win an iPod Mini" or someshuch should send you an iPod with a gaping gunshot hole in the middle.
Deathcore > Me and Zin are going to have a SPR Drake Duel
Tsia > It'd be about as interesting as watching jellyfish trying to fuck.
Tsia > Nothing would happen.
Deathcore > I'm curious nao
Deathcore > brb
Triple Entendre > ...I can't get the jellyfish trying to fuck out of my head now, goddamnit.
Triple Entendre > WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!
Tsia > /emote grins.
Deathcore > Imagine FUCKING a Jellyfish
Deathcore > that shit would be sweeeeeeet
Triple Entendre > OHGODSHUTUPFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Herbstleyd > Except the stinging sensation.
Herbstleyd > And the vinegar rinsing afterwards.
Triple Entendre > ...I fucking hate you all.
Deathcore > YOU COULD PISS ON YOUR OWN WANG!
Deathcore > TO GET RID OF THE PAIN!
Tsia > It'd be about as interesting as watching jellyfish trying to fuck.
Tsia > Nothing would happen.
Deathcore > I'm curious nao
Deathcore > brb
Triple Entendre > ...I can't get the jellyfish trying to fuck out of my head now, goddamnit.
Triple Entendre > WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!
Tsia > /emote grins.
Deathcore > Imagine FUCKING a Jellyfish
Deathcore > that shit would be sweeeeeeet
Triple Entendre > OHGODSHUTUPFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Herbstleyd > Except the stinging sensation.
Herbstleyd > And the vinegar rinsing afterwards.
Triple Entendre > ...I fucking hate you all.
Deathcore > YOU COULD PISS ON YOUR OWN WANG!
Deathcore > TO GET RID OF THE PAIN!
WisdomLikeSilence > I spent a grand on booze in 06
Isorath > o_0
WisdomLikeSilence > it was HIGHLY expensive
WisdomLikeSilence > but i did wake up in some strange locations
...
WisdomLikeSilence > buying the devs rounds is... unwise.
Jason Edwards > do they take questions and give real answers?
WisdomLikeSilence > when drunk enough they say all kinds of surprising things
Isorath > o_0
WisdomLikeSilence > it was HIGHLY expensive
WisdomLikeSilence > but i did wake up in some strange locations
...
WisdomLikeSilence > buying the devs rounds is... unwise.
Jason Edwards > do they take questions and give real answers?
WisdomLikeSilence > when drunk enough they say all kinds of surprising things