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White Streko3a > хз, чудо с покупкой 4-х плексов за 1,6 лярда уже 3-й день орет
Kitchen Dweller > white noone understands russian u moron
Quinn Oron > Except maybe the Russians.
Kitchen Dweller > w/e
[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.

Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
Zverofaust > omfg did you shoot my drones
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has retruned form Thew Pub.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has lo9ts tpying siklls.
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
FowlPlayChiken > /emote sits on oz
Omber Zombie > fowl, i'm not an egg
5pinDizzy > I've done a few missions and updated my inventory, where do I find save game in the options before I quit?
Major Kite > My god, basically everything he says has dual-layer encryption
Major KIte > It's stupid, and then it's crazy
<+Karbowiak> Star.Wars.XXX.A.Porn.Parody.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-Jiggly
<+Karbowiak> trolololololo
<Batolemaeus> those always feel so...
<Batolemaeus> ...forced
<Grinnz_> :>
<Batolemaeus> okay, okay, i'll show myself out..
Bran Tslamary > OKay I think I need to get sleep, I just sold stuff to myself.
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