El Arto > Father says to his son "If you dont quit masterbating youre gonna go blind!" Son replies: "Im over here dad."
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
Cygnet Lythanea> So who all has the WoW plague swept up?
EvergreenWings> People here are there.
Cygnet Lythanea> Tell them that if they don't stop it right now, the big bad CEO will crack her whip and have them mining for veldspar for the rest of their unnaturally short lives.
EvergreenWings> People here are there.
Cygnet Lythanea> Tell them that if they don't stop it right now, the big bad CEO will crack her whip and have them mining for veldspar for the rest of their unnaturally short lives.
maladar blackbeard > there sleepers right? cant you just fly past them while there asleep and nick their loot?
Blithar > well thats weird
Faeshia > ?
Blithar > I'm in a clone vat
Blithar > I don't remember how I got here
Faeshia > hookers and pickles lying around you? happens to me all the time...
Faeshia > ?
Blithar > I'm in a clone vat
Blithar > I don't remember how I got here
Faeshia > hookers and pickles lying around you? happens to me all the time...
2ndAdam > I log on and one of my directors tells me he accidentally got the corp set red to CVA by killing 16 of them.
Shadow XII > How do you 'accidentally' murder sixteen people?
Shadow XII > How do you 'accidentally' murder sixteen people?
Thrasher Beck40oz > now i get the duct taped together, its like we found peices of ships and tried to salvage all systems and put them together hoping it doesn't inadvertently destruct itself
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Pax comander > that right i have the frighter
Chrysalis Kashaar > oh god, I'm freightened
Chrysalis Kashaar > scnr :D
Pax comander > shh, i just started drinking
Pax comander > on my way to *censored*
Pax comander > all aborad
Jade Moonshadow > I am not driving with a drunk freighter pilot.
Jade Moonshadow > You'll kill us, and it will take an hour to do it
Chrysalis Kashaar > oh god, I'm freightened
Chrysalis Kashaar > scnr :D
Pax comander > shh, i just started drinking
Pax comander > on my way to *censored*
Pax comander > all aborad
Jade Moonshadow > I am not driving with a drunk freighter pilot.
Jade Moonshadow > You'll kill us, and it will take an hour to do it
Yog Hastur > Your Dread Sandal perfectly strickes giant bug scurrying across the floor, wrecking for 9,999 squish damage.
InPrimus > What we need to do is get missy here some implants to help her along
AngelRuby > kk now what
Commander Paul > undock
InPrimus > I'll work on that for you.
AngelRuby > implants?
AngelRuby > no my boobies are fine
Commander Paul > hahahaha
InPrimus > and Paul If you come acroos +3s that aren't percep or willpower... Quandra needs them
InPrimus > Really, Coz I think they could do with a little terminator 3 implants
AngelRuby > but implants sound painful
Commander Paul > they go in your head not your boobs
AngelRuby > kk now what
Commander Paul > undock
InPrimus > I'll work on that for you.
AngelRuby > implants?
AngelRuby > no my boobies are fine
Commander Paul > hahahaha
InPrimus > and Paul If you come acroos +3s that aren't percep or willpower... Quandra needs them
InPrimus > Really, Coz I think they could do with a little terminator 3 implants
AngelRuby > but implants sound painful
Commander Paul > they go in your head not your boobs