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Gothikia > haff should come with a disclaimer...

Tristan Acoma > you have to HTFU to eat taco bell
Tristan Acoma > grease resists have to be at least 90%
Daryn Strand > /emote nods
Tristan Acoma > it also helps to have antacids equipped in your midslots
Daryn Strand > ... check
Tristan Acoma > don't ask me about the lows >_>

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<Oblivionix> ok hypotetical question: If Oveur comes into Jita dressed in Borat's swimming suit, how much will local drop?

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Wladomir_jed: you know how to transform your washingmachine to a snowblower(?) really quick and cheap?
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P

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Relikio > How to tell you play eve too much: I came home from work tired, and started enemies abound 5/5, I remember closing my eyes for few seconds, I don't remember killing the last 3 spawns and blowing up the stargate.....

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Firespirit > i almost drowned myself in coffee just now.
Firespirit > i took a HUGE swallow.... then realized some of it made it to my lungs
Firespirit > with a mouthful I stared at myself in this mirror on my desk.. looked like this... 0_0
Firespirit > FORCED myself to swallow the rest of it before CHOKING HACKING and SPUTTERING o/
Firespirit > so..
Firespirit > i now have coffee in my sinuses.
Firespirit > other than that. Im very cheerful.

#12070 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

Tez: i think you're all talking too much
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Selma Body: Tez:
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TwiztedStevens [B0RT]: tez!
Tez: WHAT.
TwiztedStevens [B0RT]: nothing

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Akiras Demon > 2003 Toons are like MRE's, good for ever and nobody really wants to deal with them unless they must

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Xeserox > jessie..... hold me.
Xeserox > i need your man love.
EJSENIOR > thas kinda disturbing
Charlize Chips > but jessie is not a man!
Dante Chusuk > trust me ... you truely don't want him on your TS ... but you do want him on your radio

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Otter Doit > Killoran is like a bank of helpful links.

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