Angeltara > We are LEGION
WE'RE RECRUITING - Public Channel ---> RLEGION
Established 06 May 2004
Once ranked
- 1st Most Wanted corp*
- 10th Most Notorious corp*
* Source EON magazine, Issue #001 2006
Tareen Kashaar > don't join legi0n! they're evil! They keep blowing up my rats!
Tareen Kashaar > especially that angeltara person, is mean like a b****
Tareen Kashaar > she cheated on me with a *censored*
Angeltara > LEGION - WE KILL RATS AND PISS PEOPLE OFF.
Angeltara > AND CHEAT ON OUR GIRLS
Morton Bane > now THATS a corp i wanna joiN!
WE'RE RECRUITING - Public Channel ---> RLEGION
Established 06 May 2004
Once ranked
- 1st Most Wanted corp*
- 10th Most Notorious corp*
* Source EON magazine, Issue #001 2006
Tareen Kashaar > don't join legi0n! they're evil! They keep blowing up my rats!
Tareen Kashaar > especially that angeltara person, is mean like a b****
Tareen Kashaar > she cheated on me with a *censored*
Angeltara > LEGION - WE KILL RATS AND PISS PEOPLE OFF.
Angeltara > AND CHEAT ON OUR GIRLS
Morton Bane > now THATS a corp i wanna joiN!
Cilvius Sanctus > I want EVE slippers
Cilvius Sanctus > Have little ships on the top of them
Cilvius Sanctus > And they go "pew pew" when you walk
Cilvius Sanctus > Have little ships on the top of them
Cilvius Sanctus > And they go "pew pew" when you walk
Vitar > WTS Domination Nanofiber Structure 90kk
Catherine Charlie > kk?
Vitar > k - 10^3 kk - 10^6 kkk - 10^9 :)
Zapek > k = 1000, kk = im a retard, kkk = politically incorrect people with white pointy hats.
Catherine Charlie > kk?
Vitar > k - 10^3 kk - 10^6 kkk - 10^9 :)
Zapek > k = 1000, kk = im a retard, kkk = politically incorrect people with white pointy hats.
Jurskjeld > EVE pvp is about finding out who are retarded enough that you can kill them.
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
* Tolin Dorden just wonders what we did to offend scot this time?
Dante Chusuk > talked to her
Tolin Dorden > hmm..
Tolin Dorden > didn't think we said anything offensive???
Dante Chusuk > exactly ..
Dante Chusuk > we just talked to her :
Tolin Dorden > oh... so we SHOULD have offended her to make her stay?
Dante Chusuk > talked to her
Tolin Dorden > hmm..
Tolin Dorden > didn't think we said anything offensive???
Dante Chusuk > exactly ..
Dante Chusuk > we just talked to her :
Tolin Dorden > oh... so we SHOULD have offended her to make her stay?
Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
damascus352 > [recruitment ad]
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
p1ccard > ooo, a griffin. fancy
p1ccard > got ourselves a nice mini-gang
Jude Kopenhagen > Griffins are like jailbait
p1ccard > lol, i fail to see the metaphor
Jude Kopenhagen > They look easy, but they can get you into lost of trouble
p1ccard > got ourselves a nice mini-gang
Jude Kopenhagen > Griffins are like jailbait
p1ccard > lol, i fail to see the metaphor
Jude Kopenhagen > They look easy, but they can get you into lost of trouble
ShadowMaiden > what about those condoms with anaesthetic on the inside
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr