Jake Silence > your pod gives you feedback, it isn't real noise
Attritional Haff > It's true. When things explode you hear this chick go "PBTBTBTBTTBHTHTHHBTBTBTTHPTPBBOOOOM!"
[02:26:05] HOTTmeister > oh
[02:26:12] Attritional Haff > srsly
HOTTmeister > thats cool i guess
Aetharis > Nice sound effect Haff
Attritional Haff > Well it's accurate. Haven't any of you set off dynamite before?
Attritional Haff > It's true. When things explode you hear this chick go "PBTBTBTBTTBHTHTHHBTBTBTTHPTPBBOOOOM!"
[02:26:05] HOTTmeister > oh
[02:26:12] Attritional Haff > srsly
HOTTmeister > thats cool i guess
Aetharis > Nice sound effect Haff
Attritional Haff > Well it's accurate. Haven't any of you set off dynamite before?
Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
EVE System > Channel changed to Stetille Local Channel
EL Bato > im looking for girls that talk dirty!
EL Bato > lol, j/k
Jo ontherun > bacteria
Jo ontherun > ecoli
EL Bato > yes thats it girl
EL Bato > oh yeah
EL Bato > lol
Caleene > lol
EL Bato > is that all u got?
Jo ontherun > mud
EL Bato > im looking for girls that talk dirty!
EL Bato > lol, j/k
Jo ontherun > bacteria
Jo ontherun > ecoli
EL Bato > yes thats it girl
EL Bato > oh yeah
EL Bato > lol
Caleene > lol
EL Bato > is that all u got?
Jo ontherun > mud
Siddy > and i suspekt that you havent had sex for a while
Siddy > so i forgive you, for now
Siddy > so i forgive you, for now
Summer Knights > need to make an alt called YourFC for avoiding primary
Seyen > Are you planning on getting an assault ship?
Jiara Khan > Interceptor. zoom zoom!
Seyen > I must remember to get some huge battlesheet and have you zoom around me. I'll rename you to Tinkerbell.
Seyen > ...
Jiara Khan > Battlesheet? Is your bed a war zone?
Jiara Khan > Do you have Assault Pillows to escort the Battlesheet?
Jiara Khan > Interceptor. zoom zoom!
Seyen > I must remember to get some huge battlesheet and have you zoom around me. I'll rename you to Tinkerbell.
Seyen > ...
Jiara Khan > Battlesheet? Is your bed a war zone?
Jiara Khan > Do you have Assault Pillows to escort the Battlesheet?
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Mystic Retribution > eve tends to add 50 lbs and a penis to its avatars
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
harding2 > your a pirate
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero