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Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
AtheistOfDoom > hey could you do me a favor?
Fahad AlAmir > As long as it's not sexual.
WelcomeBack > bwf blue?
Kimono > yes
WelcomeBack > how blue on a scale of 1/10
gunnery > -10
Miha Fly> I want to play with Tracking Computer II on my ship
April Cove> You can. But don't forget to uninstall your games from it after play, because you may have problems in battle with this sort of software installed on it instead of real target tracking subroutines :)
trina1 > Does anybody know how to play this game?
Lupus Hekki > minmatar should have green trails
Satoru Satoshi > They should have smoke trails, really.
Lupus Hekki > isn't that when you let them escape?
Satoru Satoshi > No. They come out of the factory like that.
Satoru Satoshi > It's a part of the charm of Matari ship design.
Nova Strikes > anyway hows a Nova sposed to take down three BS i'd like to know
Nova Strikes > maybe two but three :P
Persia > heh
Persia > smash them with your enormous penis! :)
Toshuno Driana > Nice persia
Toshuno Driana > did you pick up one for me? :P
Toshuno Driana > arf :)
Persia > tech 2 :)
* Persia winks and nudges Tosh.
Nova Strikes > lol T2 penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > tech 2 penis??
NeoSphinx > perisa you put on auction that item?
* Nova Strikes lhao*
Nova Strikes > what the T2 penis
Persia > its still not as good as the named ones though
Nova Strikes > sorry sorry im stopping
Persia > Mizuro's modified penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > lol longer range and duration??
Nova Strikes > omg lomao
Persia > rofl
Bjoir Thorgrin > Oh there are named ones, should have known :P
NeoSphinx > lol
NeoSphinx > that's an officer one :P
HAWKEYES > anybody doing any mining
Nova Strikes > no to busy laughing at penis jokes
Bjoir Thorgrin > mining the deepths of bad taste mostly
Kayne Darklight > wb vlad
VladtheInhaler > came for a quickie, about to sit down for dinner any minute
Kayne Darklight > there is no such thing as a 'quickie' with EvE, she`s not that kind of mistress
Kambra Anor > don't you just hate it when you make a 10 jump run to grab something from a station, get back, then realize you remember something else you had been meaning to get at that station?
xStormwingx > or you gtry to move somethin only to realize you never picked it up :P
Kambra Anor > ah i REALLY hate that
Karl Bohm > no, I enjoy dementia and love senility - and these mushrooms have really opened things up that way for me
Karl Bohm > think they told me it was something like budweiser's syndrome, but it began with an ALZ and now I forget
Folkodemon > A few weeks ago I was cleaning up my flat. My cat used the opportunity to have fun running around like crazy, attacking me etc. - usual cat stuff. It got tired 15 mins later, and went silent.
Folkodemon > After a while I started wondering where on earth it went this time. I turned around and saw my cat sitting behind the half-closed door, looking at me, ready to jump in and start fighting again. My first thought was...
Folkodemon > "Damn, it will snipe me" :(
Darpz > pay attn to local you noob
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