Yasujiro Kaibara > Hey there, sporty.
ronzo2 > WHY YOU STEAL MY MINING STUFF
Yasujiro Kaibara > Your mining stuff? I'm afraid I don't have any mining equipment in my cargo hold..
ronzo2 > NO YOU JUST STOLE FROM MY MINING CONTANER
ronzo2 > LIKE 2 HOUR WORK
Yasujiro Kaibara > You have a.. container, that can mine for you? Fitted with lasers and everything? Wow. Built it in 2 hours?
ronzo2 > NO I FILLED IT WITH MY SHIP
Yasujiro Kaibara > You can fit a SHIP in there?! Goodness! I must have one of these mining containers that you speak of. Please wait, I'm coming back to the belt as we speak!
ronzo2 > BEING THE CEO YOU WOULD THINK YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT YOU DID
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why yes, I do happen to be the CEO of Rapid Acquisition and Redistribution.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Would you like to file a complaint?
ronzo2 > WHY YOU STEAL MY MINING STUFF
Yasujiro Kaibara > Your mining stuff? I'm afraid I don't have any mining equipment in my cargo hold..
ronzo2 > NO YOU JUST STOLE FROM MY MINING CONTANER
ronzo2 > LIKE 2 HOUR WORK
Yasujiro Kaibara > You have a.. container, that can mine for you? Fitted with lasers and everything? Wow. Built it in 2 hours?
ronzo2 > NO I FILLED IT WITH MY SHIP
Yasujiro Kaibara > You can fit a SHIP in there?! Goodness! I must have one of these mining containers that you speak of. Please wait, I'm coming back to the belt as we speak!
ronzo2 > BEING THE CEO YOU WOULD THINK YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT YOU DID
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why yes, I do happen to be the CEO of Rapid Acquisition and Redistribution.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Would you like to file a complaint?
<@Pilk> And Titan bonuses are nothing to rely on; between lag, bugs, logoffs, and WCs and SCs dying, half the fleet won't have them at any one time.
<@Pilk> Not true in my fleets, mind you; people will have fleet bonuses applied even if it means I'm so distracted that we lose a mothership or two.
<@Pilk> But other FCs have misplaced priorities.
<@Pilk> Not true in my fleets, mind you; people will have fleet bonuses applied even if it means I'm so distracted that we lose a mothership or two.
<@Pilk> But other FCs have misplaced priorities.
Streya Jormagdnir > Fucking bling masters, welding credits straight into their polymer T3 hulls
Interscene > Hmm, what sort of trick could I use on Rogue Drones?
BLAIYNE > The one with the three cups and a ball? Rogue drones always fall for that one
BLAIYNE > The one with the three cups and a ball? Rogue drones always fall for that one
Antaeus Kornell > but i thought the point was caldari named their stuff after birds and shit
Harkwyth Mist > if was going the BS route, i like the megathron
Verys > think it stops at BS
Antaeus Kornell > raven
Antaeus Kornell > rokh are both flying things
Verys > CCP couldnt think of any birds anymore
Antaeus Kornell > hmmm cerberus
Antaeus Kornell > thats not supposed to be able to fly
Harkwyth Mist > yeah the only time ive seen a scorpion fly is when it's been kicked
Verys > or captapulted
Verys > thrown out of a aircraft
Antaeus Kornell > or rocket propelled
Antaeus Kornell > with tiny jet-boots
Verys > thats it
Verys > im going to buy a scorpion and make it tiny jet boots
Verys > and a missile launcher on its tail
Verys > and then im taking a raven and put railguns on it
Verys > and i let them fight
Antaeus Kornell > EVE REAL LIFE
Harkwyth Mist > if was going the BS route, i like the megathron
Verys > think it stops at BS
Antaeus Kornell > raven
Antaeus Kornell > rokh are both flying things
Verys > CCP couldnt think of any birds anymore
Antaeus Kornell > hmmm cerberus
Antaeus Kornell > thats not supposed to be able to fly
Harkwyth Mist > yeah the only time ive seen a scorpion fly is when it's been kicked
Verys > or captapulted
Verys > thrown out of a aircraft
Antaeus Kornell > or rocket propelled
Antaeus Kornell > with tiny jet-boots
Verys > thats it
Verys > im going to buy a scorpion and make it tiny jet boots
Verys > and a missile launcher on its tail
Verys > and then im taking a raven and put railguns on it
Verys > and i let them fight
Antaeus Kornell > EVE REAL LIFE
Aquila Brave > how much is the dominatrix worth on the markets now?
Higster > it varies...missiles do different damage to different ships etc...
jaketheuntaki > think 25 is rockets
Jensia > 60m i have seen
DonTrump > depends on what u want her to do Aquila
Higster > it varies...missiles do different damage to different ships etc...
jaketheuntaki > think 25 is rockets
Jensia > 60m i have seen
DonTrump > depends on what u want her to do Aquila
Shinnen > can any1 tell me what diplomacy does exactly?
Verloren ziel > means you can attack other countries without getting blamed for it
Verloren ziel > means you can attack other countries without getting blamed for it
Isotobe: Join OC and be a man, join BoB to feel up a man.
Yishal > fucking emergency poos
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
<DigitalCommunist> thats one good thing about xetic
<DigitalCommunist> you can say something really really stupid, and a thousand of your alliance mates will write 'signed' to back you up
<DigitalCommunist> you can say something really really stupid, and a thousand of your alliance mates will write 'signed' to back you up