Kerm0 > University makes me sad
Kerm0 > Stops me from flying my internet spaceship
jih chop > university is goodly for u
jih chop > make u unstupiddier
Kerm0 > Stops me from flying my internet spaceship
jih chop > university is goodly for u
jih chop > make u unstupiddier
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
SonOfNomad > im the hermit of grispire
Flowerpot > lol
Flowerpot > you are always here
SonOfNomad > i been squatting in here since before you guys even started playing:-)
Tippsy Lord > we can't get rid of him
SonOfNomad > yup
SonOfNomad > yeah im like roaches with machine guns
SonOfNomad > not only am i hard to get rid of but i shoot back
Flowerpot > lol
Flowerpot > you are always here
SonOfNomad > i been squatting in here since before you guys even started playing:-)
Tippsy Lord > we can't get rid of him
SonOfNomad > yup
SonOfNomad > yeah im like roaches with machine guns
SonOfNomad > not only am i hard to get rid of but i shoot back
Starbladder > i use a pair of tastefully draped curtains in staed of armour - keep the space for guns ;-)
Deva Blackfire > managed to escape :/
Deva Blackfire > rest too... but well... outblobbing enemies with heavy ships sucks :/
Deva Blackfire > also now i know why any wannabe PvPer noob joins them
Deva Blackfire > they get to fly cheap HACs etc
Deva Blackfire > i saw more faction ships in that blob than in my whole eve life
Deva Blackfire > 4x machariel, bhaal, vindicator, firetail, comet, 2x daredevil, succubus and prolly plenty more which names i forgot
Hellspawn01 > sounds like they plundered my hangar
Deva Blackfire > rest too... but well... outblobbing enemies with heavy ships sucks :/
Deva Blackfire > also now i know why any wannabe PvPer noob joins them
Deva Blackfire > they get to fly cheap HACs etc
Deva Blackfire > i saw more faction ships in that blob than in my whole eve life
Deva Blackfire > 4x machariel, bhaal, vindicator, firetail, comet, 2x daredevil, succubus and prolly plenty more which names i forgot
Hellspawn01 > sounds like they plundered my hangar
Raul 3367 > Anyone know how to kill the battleship in the "Driving the Wedge" scenario?
Tristan Acoma > shoot it
Raul 3367 > It won't die.
Tristan Acoma > shoot it again
Tristan Acoma > shoot it
Raul 3367 > It won't die.
Tristan Acoma > shoot it again
McDan > it was nice, you should have been there
McDan > gal i hear you like to tickle sailors' balls while they sleep?
Galomier > I didnt wake you up did I?
Creed Demastikus > ^^
Logan Xerxes > OMGRAWR'ed :)
McDan > gal i hear you like to tickle sailors' balls while they sleep?
Galomier > I didnt wake you up did I?
Creed Demastikus > ^^
Logan Xerxes > OMGRAWR'ed :)
<Yvonne_S> there's no safe spot in eve
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
Deerhoof > hair are your antennae
Deerhoof > they pick up signals from the cosmos
Deerhoof > that's why bald men are uptight
Deerhoof > they pick up signals from the cosmos
Deerhoof > that's why bald men are uptight
missile man > does anyone know about decorations?
Zo5o > no but you might want to try home and garden tv
Zo5o > there's a lot of gay guys on that channel who do
Zo5o > no but you might want to try home and garden tv
Zo5o > there's a lot of gay guys on that channel who do