Ryuuko Daiterra > the keyboard drops all of our
IQ by 50 points
IQ by 50 points
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
<Starbrow> i think it makes us more flexible that we dont have to vote and all that sort of stuff
<bizarre> yup
<Starbrow> and dont have to worry about what the other members think
<Starbrow> since my opinions get ignored and such
<Starbrow> it really gets things done faster
<bizarre> yup
<Starbrow> and dont have to worry about what the other members think
<Starbrow> since my opinions get ignored and such
<Starbrow> it really gets things done faster
Ikvar > What pisses me off is this:
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Server: Griiind crunch fuck die
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Players: Fix the fucking lag
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server! Also, new mining barges!
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Server: Griiind crunch fuck die
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Players: Fix the fucking lag
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server! Also, new mining barges!
<KeepItSimple> Anybody need something from NOL?
<Throdax> 3 exotic dancers
<KeepItSimple> What happened to the 3 you got yesterday?
<Throdax> already filled
<KeepItSimple> Disgusting, have you no shame?
<KeepItSimple> :-)
<Throdax> no
<KeepItSimple> Good, good
<Throdax> 3 exotic dancers
<KeepItSimple> What happened to the 3 you got yesterday?
<Throdax> already filled
<KeepItSimple> Disgusting, have you no shame?
<KeepItSimple> :-)
<Throdax> no
<KeepItSimple> Good, good
Renndor > Aetree is empty
Renndor > just me
Renndor > in Esmes, Onnawa from Arcana
Renndor > -0.3
Renndor > you have to read the doushe bags Bio )
goazer > you do realize hes in this gang?
Onnawa > hiyo
Onnawa > and thanks!
Renndor > just me
Renndor > in Esmes, Onnawa from Arcana
Renndor > -0.3
Renndor > you have to read the doushe bags Bio )
goazer > you do realize hes in this gang?
Onnawa > hiyo
Onnawa > and thanks!
<imp_> why you griefing noobs
<DigitalCommunist> I could ask you the very same question!
<imp_> I don't grief noobs, I educate them about dangers of 0.0 space
<DigitalCommunist> I could ask you the very same question!
<imp_> I don't grief noobs, I educate them about dangers of 0.0 space
Gongface > Good lord it's like a horn is going off in my ear every 5 seconds.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
(After much quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
RainbowTinks > heres a question for you - how do I stop my 5 month old male puppy from humping everything in sight? lol
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?