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EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to: Blackops fleet is was a success! Kinda... we sat for a few hours cloaked up and shared pr0n links and war-stories.
Vegeta > ISS guys, do you guys have Einherji fighters for sale?
Vegeta > These Templar are not killing you fast enough.
Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
Kruznik > how do u expand ur sheep slots?
true sight > RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Anderson Jaxx > !
true sight > erm, stations!
true sight > circle the wagons!
Anderson Jaxx > LOL
true sight > battern down the hatches
true sight > (close the curtains)
Anderson Jaxx > whhaha, you bored or?
true sight > just DONT look away from the screen!
Anderson Jaxx > :P:P
true sight > unscheduled reboots make baby jesus cry.
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Rat Salt > does anyone else find this flash of white light between jumps annoying?
Tapman > lol, yeah
Sinlok > ya
matt way > it blinds me
Rat Salt > wasn't there on the test server....
Rat Salt > why the hell would they ADD bugs with patches?
matt way > i have to wear sunglasses now while playing eve
Rat Salt > i think someone from EA is working at CCP
Zeoliter: i might have to join Eve University to learn how to PVP again by the time the BBQ is over
Joshua Darkmoor > o/
Kenneth McCoy > o/
Alrione > o/
Janu Hull > o/
Admiral Shively > o/
Anaesthera > why is everyone drowning
Ceallach > no lifeguard
Weirwolf > hey dude whats going on
Shadow XII > Oh hey
Shadow XII > Not much.
Shadow XII > I've sold all my fusion ammo and Im now usin' titaniums
Weirwolf > yeah i hear ysa
Weirwolf > lewl
Weirwolf > so the tits are better then
Weirwolf > lol
Shadow XII > Tits are the best, you know that
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