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Ryanaldo24 > LR asked howz ur carrier ginger?
Chaiden > Not so good
Chaiden > 2007.03.21 20:36:19 Notify You successfully salvage from the Gallente Carrier Wreck.
Shutruk Khan > What if I RP a black man?
Madden Darr > I am telling my friends that, they always RP females
Adeline Alleile > Personally, I play women in games because I don't want to be staring at a dude for hours on end
Shutruk Khan > /emote waits for it.
Shutruk Khan > Suuuuuure ya do.
Captain Bringdown > adeline, in eve that doesnt really apply
Shutruk Khan > ^
Shutruk Khan > The only times I've ever played a female in an MMO is so I can pretend to be really pathetic dudes' online girlfriend, and scam them for loot.
Captain Bringdown > women are made for trolling o/
Nytoxias > I do it all the time.
Tinkanium > i only play a female on MMO's if you get to stare at her ass all day
Saesara > Nytox spends every waking minute on EvE hitting on my Matari alt.
Nytoxias > Oh, yeah. That too,
Saesara > But he won't send me any ISK.
McSnarf > No doubt,
Nytoxias > http://evefaces.com/?adelynn%20muritor can't blame me.
Shutruk Khan > That is a very well designed avatar.
Saesara > /emote buries his head in his hands.
Saesara > Thanks. She was never designed to be "hawt" though. Just.... Minmatar....y.
Tinkanium > whoa. glad you got the eyebrow rings and all the freaky makeup taken off
deline Alleile > Wow, that's a hell of a "don't mess with me" face
Tinkanium > she sure looks pissed right off
Nytoxias > She is hot.
Nytoxias > I like cute, perky and nice girls and I find that attractive. That's how awesome it is.
Cii Artema > Also, yes, that is a fantastic avatar
Saesara > You'd be too if you had Nytox trying to fire his Small Pulse Laser into your Expanded Cargohold, if you know what I mean.
Jarek Haden > ROFL
McSnarf > AAARGH ! Shouldn't chat - ended up in a pod :(
Nytoxias > Heh.
Cordenta > Thats one hell of a line to enter chat to lol.
Jarek Haden > that was... beautiful Sae
Marak Aurilen > /emote sprays tea all over his keyboard
McSnarf > LOL!
Nytoxias > Also, small pulse laser?
McSnarf > That one was worth losing a cruiser full of stuff
Nytoxias > I am at least a T2 Medium or a named large.
MrShooter > who made eve gate the browsers default homepage? yo dawg we heard you like eve so we put your eve gate in your eve so you can check on your eve while you check on your eve
Leland Palmer > dont forget guys, buying a overpriced handforged knife insures my eve subscription for many months to come, so when ya need a 500$ butterknife im yer guy *grins*
Leland Palmer > sides yer vegimite tastes o so much better when spread with a hand forged knife
Leland Palmer > *grins runs and hides behind wicked*
W1ck3d 8uZz > rofl rofl lol lmfao
Krayfish > Nipplator, will you marry me?
Nipplator > yes
Krayfish > YES!
Krayfish > woot
Boobalicious > awww how sweet
Krayfish > im putting that in my bio
Nipplator > vegas ftw
Krayfish > G's up Hoes Down...
Nipplator > yeah man
Krayfish > this avatar is quite the fox
Krayfish > if you like dreadlocks
Krayfish > and knives
Nipplator > and i do
plan q > lol
Boobalicious > oh dear i can see the kids now nipplefish's
Krayfish > omg yes
Nipplefish <b>LMFAO</b>
Krayfish > thats almost worth starting another account for
Nipplefish > i was doing that as we talked
Nipplator > WTF i was going to do that
Emperor paulpentine > arse
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Siren Sylvanis > Admentus! Jovius!
Siren Sylvanis > what's up?
Admentus Cor'vion > ladies ladies ladies
Siren Sylvanis > is that a christmas tree light in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Mia Fatalis > trying to decide if i wanna buy food this week or a new video card
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
W0wbagger > i guess the only way to get killmails it to shoot stuff that doesnt shoot back eh :P
Verone > Control Towers can't dock :)
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