Leet Al > /emote scoops out his ear wax and coats his cat with it
Hippo117 > NOW IT IS WATERPROOF
Leet Al > HORRAY
Leet Al > /emote hucks cat into ocean
Hippo117 > NOW IT IS WATERPROOF
Leet Al > HORRAY
Leet Al > /emote hucks cat into ocean
CAAN0N > oto i think u should make a post about how i single handedly restored ur faith in humanity
Otocinclus > i question my faith in humanity every time i think about you
Otocinclus > i question my faith in humanity every time i think about you
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Arthur Greebstreebling > can someone stop me from raiding a cargo container that's right next to them, assuming I'm in safe space?
CorbonDallas > Arthur that is a bad idea
CorbonDallas > you will be labeled an ore theif I will hate you and kill you first chance I get
Arthur Greebstreebling > Ah ha
Arthur Greebstreebling > Well that's fairly compelling, thanks
CorbonDallas > Arthur that is a bad idea
CorbonDallas > you will be labeled an ore theif I will hate you and kill you first chance I get
Arthur Greebstreebling > Ah ha
Arthur Greebstreebling > Well that's fairly compelling, thanks
Theo Samaritan > Ultimately it doesn't matter
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Gammus Arterius > RAH RAH
Gammus Arterius > AHAHA
Gammus Arterius > ROMA
Gammus Arterius > ROMAMA
Gammus Arterius > GAGA
Gammus Arterius > OH LALA
Gammus Arterius > A BAD ROMANCE!!
Voddick > please never do that again
Gammus Arterius > GAGA combo is complete, the world ends at midnight
Gammus Arterius > AHAHA
Gammus Arterius > ROMA
Gammus Arterius > ROMAMA
Gammus Arterius > GAGA
Gammus Arterius > OH LALA
Gammus Arterius > A BAD ROMANCE!!
Voddick > please never do that again
Gammus Arterius > GAGA combo is complete, the world ends at midnight
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
steini > wtf is my targetting range so low ?
steini > 7,633m
steini > Strip miner range is frucking 15 km
steini > wtf
steini > oh lawl
steini > Warp core stabs
hydraSlav > ROFl!!! pwned
steini > 7,633m
steini > Strip miner range is frucking 15 km
steini > wtf
steini > oh lawl
steini > Warp core stabs
hydraSlav > ROFl!!! pwned
> Paul Brosnan eats a pack of crisps, remodels the packet into a rifter and goes to make more money for crisps
Discrodia > hmm.... EVE needs Nuka-Cola (fallout joke)
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!