Tim Brewer > off station ?
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
Riker557118 > anyone else have a glitch where it says every person on the otherside of an empire gate is a war target?
Jager88 > ever get to that point if u answer one more question you'll pop?
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
<Ehrys> I was rudely awoken by my phone ringing
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u
Hlynurth > wtf tev
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
El Berto > damn it I'm #1, on quality alone
El Berto > /emote buffs his ego
Saul Dhampir > Saul touches Berto and declares he will never wash his hand again
Pilk > /emote touches Saul and immediately washes, sanitises, autoclaves, and cuts off the affected hand. And lower arm, to be safe.
El Berto > /emote buffs his ego
Saul Dhampir > Saul touches Berto and declares he will never wash his hand again
Pilk > /emote touches Saul and immediately washes, sanitises, autoclaves, and cuts off the affected hand. And lower arm, to be safe.
<Innerdrive> its like sweet balls filled with yellowish stuff ya can buy at the bakkery
<Innerdrive> i left them in the freezer all this time ;
<Innerdrive> about 5 hours to long ;
<Innerdrive> dunno the english word for it
<Innerdrive> they fill those balls etc completely with it
<Innerdrive> its filling
<Innerdrive> creammy filling
<Innerdrive> and my mum allways puts it on the table but i dont like it warm i want it cold
<Innerdrive> but now its gonna be frozen :/
<mim|BIG> i soo hope you're talking about custard
<Innerdrive> i left them in the freezer all this time ;
<Innerdrive> about 5 hours to long ;
<Innerdrive> dunno the english word for it
<Innerdrive> they fill those balls etc completely with it
<Innerdrive> its filling
<Innerdrive> creammy filling
<Innerdrive> and my mum allways puts it on the table but i dont like it warm i want it cold
<Innerdrive> but now its gonna be frozen :/
<mim|BIG> i soo hope you're talking about custard
shelly's Jihad > oh kronos is in here now
Arvald > no hes not
Arvald > i just slipped some lsd into your drink
Arvald > should be kicking in by now
Arvald > though i was under the impression that you were a 6 foot 400 lb man
Arvald > so prepare for the most awesome trip of your life
Arvald > no hes not
Arvald > i just slipped some lsd into your drink
Arvald > should be kicking in by now
Arvald > though i was under the impression that you were a 6 foot 400 lb man
Arvald > so prepare for the most awesome trip of your life