Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
DeFuZioN > Rewards
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
Edelfund > It just occured to me that ninja salvaging with a ship named "salvager" sorta blows the ninja part
Tyr Aeron > ya know.....I haven't even poked my head in here in a couple weeks and NOW.....
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Viceroy > Our love for the equine is legendary, you uncivilized brute! Men of the caldari mount their horses every day!
Kirril > /emote warps to next gate looking over his shoulder.
Allangor > you have no idea how bad that sounds viceroy
Allangor > that deserves a omgrawr
BobGhengisKhan > You call those horses!? In matar we call those limp tailed pony's with unstable family lives.
Axedup > at least we not related to them
Kirril > i'll never let u have my exotic dancers!!
Viceroy > You insult our HORSES? This is reason for war!
Kirril > /emote warps to next gate looking over his shoulder.
Allangor > you have no idea how bad that sounds viceroy
Allangor > that deserves a omgrawr
BobGhengisKhan > You call those horses!? In matar we call those limp tailed pony's with unstable family lives.
Axedup > at least we not related to them
Kirril > i'll never let u have my exotic dancers!!
Viceroy > You insult our HORSES? This is reason for war!
TheAvatar > ases what is that noob alliance you are in?
Asestorian > keke
Asestorian > its so that i look good compared to everyone else :P
TheAvatar > rofl
Asestorian > keke
Asestorian > its so that i look good compared to everyone else :P
TheAvatar > rofl
Appocolypse Now > fffs
Appocolypse Now > prick
Appocolypse Now > I didnt have anything good anyway
blh 42 > not really
blh 42 > you should have brought something better
Appocolypse Now > prick
Appocolypse Now > I didnt have anything good anyway
blh 42 > not really
blh 42 > you should have brought something better
Reatu Krentor > I was maneuvering and wanted to stop my ship so I press ctrl+q
Thrak > `how do you apply nanite repair paste? drag it on the damaged mods?
LodiLode > use a toothbrush?
LodiLode > i like mint flavored
Insuljun > More great thinkers!
Bosco Devorak > Yes! Nanite Paste! Now with tooth whitening flouride!
LodiLode > use a toothbrush?
LodiLode > i like mint flavored
Insuljun > More great thinkers!
Bosco Devorak > Yes! Nanite Paste! Now with tooth whitening flouride!