JustBlaze > ok.. which one of you put shuttles for sale here and then decided to do the gate camp?? 750k?? LOL
Tolin Dorden > I once woke up from a dream...
Tolin Dorden > ex wasn't really pleased
Tolin Dorden > appearantly I'd held her really tight.. locked my legs and arms around her and thrown her around in the bed while shouting loud: HELP ME GOD DAMN! I'VE CAUGHT THE CROCODILE
Catbear > HAHAH!!
JLobes > lol
JLobes > thats getting omgrawr'd
Tolin Dorden > ex wasn't really pleased
Tolin Dorden > appearantly I'd held her really tight.. locked my legs and arms around her and thrown her around in the bed while shouting loud: HELP ME GOD DAMN! I'VE CAUGHT THE CROCODILE
Catbear > HAHAH!!
JLobes > lol
JLobes > thats getting omgrawr'd
Gubster > wheres the best place to sell silicon? i have about 20k of the stuff :)
Kuolematon > Try some hollywood plastic surgery clinic
Gubster > lol thats what they said in help channel
Kuolematon > Try some hollywood plastic surgery clinic
Gubster > lol thats what they said in help channel
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
McBarnacle > OK, let's check
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
McBarnacle > 1) Everyone in corp chat is talking sex - check
McBarnacle > OK, corp has passed the "Is Geotses online?" test
Shikaku > see this is why i like to scam noobs they dont talk back
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
<Tank-CEO> i was bored
<Tank-CEO> i just got back from long break, just anxious with pvp
<Xul> 500m bored?
<Temistokles> hahaha
<mim|BIG> laff
<Tank-CEO> well
<Tank-CEO> i wasnt expecting to get pod killed
<Tank-CEO> i just got back from long break, just anxious with pvp
<Xul> 500m bored?
<Temistokles> hahaha
<mim|BIG> laff
<Tank-CEO> well
<Tank-CEO> i wasnt expecting to get pod killed
<~DJ_Xyliana> get my cyber sex in game mixed up with my cyber sex irl
DraLaFi > Rokh.. IS NOT FOR CAREBEARING... ffs... bloody miners..! ;p
DraLaFi > if you insist on using a BS for that.. atleast use a Amarr one ;D
DraLaFi > if you insist on using a BS for that.. atleast use a Amarr one ;D