<Maarud> I had a dream about Mindstar last night
<Mindstar> o.O
<Maarud> *wink*
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<Mindstar> o.O
<Maarud> *wink*
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<Viceroy> why arent there any officer mining lasers?
Drexeh > I am chasing this domi
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Mike Azariah > number one cause of ship loss, right thare, most dangerous pirate is Captain Morgan rum
Haruko Takeda >
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
Crux Australis > the baby jesus is crying loud :
Ticondrius > lol
Ticondrius > I've already submitted my own setup
Ticondrius > I lost a whole day of production due to a client bug..ya think I'm happy?
Crux Australis > your baby jesus cried louder
Ticondrius > lol
Ticondrius > I've already submitted my own setup
Ticondrius > I lost a whole day of production due to a client bug..ya think I'm happy?
Crux Australis > your baby jesus cried louder
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
LordScorpio > managed to blow up a battlecruiser today
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
Artemacus Mailar > Yuki, nice one on the war decs, lead me to glorious victory
Artemacus Mailar > or glorious death
Yuki Li > how about you die
Yuki Li > and ill claim victory
Artemacus Mailar > or glorious death
Yuki Li > how about you die
Yuki Li > and ill claim victory
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...