shamaineelms > is there a fleet up?
Korenchkin > /emote points to fleet finder button
shamaineelms > jxxxxx one?
Korenchkin > i dunno, was just poitning out that there is a fleet finder!
eveess > jxxxx is not the right one
Rroff > one would assume a fleet named after a WH locus would be for wormhole space
shamaineelms > I got kicked :(
Korenchkin > /emote points to fleet finder button
shamaineelms > jxxxxx one?
Korenchkin > i dunno, was just poitning out that there is a fleet finder!
eveess > jxxxx is not the right one
Rroff > one would assume a fleet named after a WH locus would be for wormhole space
shamaineelms > I got kicked :(
Thenary > How does penetration works?
Thenary > Erm, how does damage penetration works?
Nallii > rawr'd
Thenary > Erm, how does damage penetration works?
Nallii > rawr'd
Cadman Weyland > ffs how many alts u got..
Pencheven > We are all alts of him in reality
Raeff > I forget which number i am though
Pencheven > We are all alts of him in reality
Raeff > I forget which number i am though
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > i am currently in a gay bar with tity and backdoor bandit on another window
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > although im not sure why i just told 84 people in local that fact......
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE > although im not sure why i just told 84 people in local that fact......
Tanner Caligiari > Dude you haven't said anything in days to anyone.
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
Aevea Ning > I suspect a conspiracy
Aevea Ning > I got insurance email before my ship blew up
Aevea Ning > I got insurance email before my ship blew up
* Nebulai spanks DigitalCommunist
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<RollinDutchMasters> wow
<+Kurenin> I think you made him rage-quit nebbie
<Nebulai> excellent
<Nebulai> my job is done
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<RollinDutchMasters> wow
<+Kurenin> I think you made him rage-quit nebbie
<Nebulai> excellent
<Nebulai> my job is done
Ammzi > Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
shade404 > omg
shade404 > my friend that was carrying 500m worth of shit for my logged off
Kal Imist > scam?
shade404 > ?
Kal Imist > is he scamming you?
shade404 > not sure
Kal Imist > uh oh
Kal Imist > did you do it as a courrier contract with collateral or did you just..
Kal Imist > give him yr stuff??
shade404 > dude he was my friend
Kal Imist > dude this is eve
shade404 > was gonna pay him with proc
Tilt3d > rofl
Rone2 > XD
Rone2 > wow, that wasnt smart
Tilt3d > i hope he was a friend near you
Tilt3d > like...you know where he lives
shade404 > lol
Tilt3d > cuz if not your not friends anymore
shade404 > my friend that was carrying 500m worth of shit for my logged off
Kal Imist > scam?
shade404 > ?
Kal Imist > is he scamming you?
shade404 > not sure
Kal Imist > uh oh
Kal Imist > did you do it as a courrier contract with collateral or did you just..
Kal Imist > give him yr stuff??
shade404 > dude he was my friend
Kal Imist > dude this is eve
shade404 > was gonna pay him with proc
Tilt3d > rofl
Rone2 > XD
Rone2 > wow, that wasnt smart
Tilt3d > i hope he was a friend near you
Tilt3d > like...you know where he lives
shade404 > lol
Tilt3d > cuz if not your not friends anymore
Bruno Bonner > and worked in a mining op where i was hauling mercoxit, my cargo was around 20mill per run to the refinery :P
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > that's just sick
Bruno Bonner > hehe indeed
Remedios Sonrisa > ok, stop with the 'make me drool' talks, BB
Bruno Bonner > oh well remedios, i paid a high personal price to do all that
Tareen Kashaar > what was that?
Tareen Kashaar > sleep?
Ritaker > Sold his virginity for a load of Mercoxit
Remedios Sonrisa > at least it was mercoxit, and not some cheap beer d:
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > that's just sick
Bruno Bonner > hehe indeed
Remedios Sonrisa > ok, stop with the 'make me drool' talks, BB
Bruno Bonner > oh well remedios, i paid a high personal price to do all that
Tareen Kashaar > what was that?
Tareen Kashaar > sleep?
Ritaker > Sold his virginity for a load of Mercoxit
Remedios Sonrisa > at least it was mercoxit, and not some cheap beer d: