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Charles Maonaigh > Not gonna lie...this scene where Warf is about to get him some tail in season 2...is erotic in a terrifying way
Charles Maonaigh > aaaaaaaand wrong chat lolololol
Roman Robert > : D
Charles Maonaigh > Seriously though I'd pound that Klingon babe. Half Klingon babe...the teeth aren't as scary.
Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
<giiS|OnAir> it's a called a chain calderio =)
<Calderio_> its like ive listened to the same thing for a hour
<Calderio_> and there is 2 more hours
<Throdax> perhaps it is the same thing :P
<giiS|OnAir> calderio: yeah i got it on loop while i'm shaving my balls....
<DigitalCommunist> thats one good thing about xetic
<DigitalCommunist> you can say something really really stupid, and a thousand of your alliance mates will write 'signed' to back you up
Mercurius Tage > sorry man, wrong target
Mercurius Tage > all I heard was "combat warp" and locked and cocked
NGTM1R > NP. Only armor damage, can fix that.
Mercurius Tage > lmao I can't believe how retarded I am
Mercurius Tage > so I shot at you by mistake NG, then I warped to a station because it was the first warp target I came across
Mercurius Tage > BZZZZZZZZZZZZT wrong answer!
Mercurius Tage > I can't even start to say how stupid I feel at this point
NGTM1R > Station guns?
Cade Burey > Ouch. Did you lose much?
Mercurius Tage > well my ship was insured
Mercurius Tage > just lost maybe 500k of guns and ammo and stuff
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh well, sorry again
Mercurius Tage > and to prove it I punished myself =p
Mercurius Tage > seirously someone in my corp will fix your armor and stuff
Mercurius Tage > and if you can't make that work send me the bill
NGTM1R > I've already fixed it. Had a repper fitted. :)
Mercurius Tage > I just wish I could fit my foot further into my mouth
Mercurius Tage > oh well, no harm no foul I hope =)
Mercurius Tage > omfg when will these stupid guns stop shooting me?
Mercurius Tage > lmao
NGTM1R > 15 minute wait.
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a long tiem
Mercurius Tage > *time*
Vince Sinclair > is anyone else frustrated that we don't have n00b alts in RL?
Timothy McKenzie > hahahahha
Haldor Gret > lol
Probeltis > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I want achura female clones
Timothy McKenzie > lots of them
Haldor Gret > hehe
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Efnisien > a titan wiped out my village and stole my goat
EvilSoldier > get off me kraven i cant move
EvilSoldier > quit humpin my leg
SGXiphias > ......
Kraven Kor > hey, he was the one that wanted to suck on my cap
EvilSoldier > polite would mean giving me a god damn reach around you selfish bastard
SGXiphias > lol
Stainless > you know you got a mention on the eve forums ben?
Ben Derindar > i did?
Ben Derindar > where was this?
n0sPIG > yeah everyone hates you
Stainless > yup, on the scary peeps one
Ben Derindar > lol
Stainless > something about chasing some1 for 10hrs?
Ben Derindar > oh that
Ben Derindar > hey, it was only 8
n0sPIG > lmao!!!
n0sPIG > stalker
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