Chiaco Bloodtear : The fly in my window is proof that nature writes shitty pathfinding algorithms
Gretau Ophidius > got that from the "bondage woman", at least that's what we call her
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Khellias> Something tells me I may be addicted to EVE.
Khellias> Like getting off from work early, and rather coming home to get some sleep, I come home and keep trying to sort my planned skills in EVEmon so that I won't lose training time...
* Khellias wonders how long before he starts hallucinating the tourists at work as roids.
Khellias> Like getting off from work early, and rather coming home to get some sleep, I come home and keep trying to sort my planned skills in EVEmon so that I won't lose training time...
* Khellias wonders how long before he starts hallucinating the tourists at work as roids.
Miss Strang > indeedy. DUno what im going to do though really.
Miss Strang > ingame I mean
Miss Strang > might sit in Jita and wank
Verone > yeah, there's a lot to choose from now...
Verone > lol, you'll never jizz in jita... you'll just CTD when you get into the vinegar stroke
Verone > or lag out and miss the orgasm
Miss Strang > ingame I mean
Miss Strang > might sit in Jita and wank
Verone > yeah, there's a lot to choose from now...
Verone > lol, you'll never jizz in jita... you'll just CTD when you get into the vinegar stroke
Verone > or lag out and miss the orgasm
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > 40days tops before I can fly a dread!
Rai Kumaki > I have a feeling that dreads would drive me nuts. I even have times when I think battlecruisers are too big and clumsy
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > I'd hate to see you in a titan then
Rai Kumaki > I'd like try to approach a moon or something, go make tea, come back and see that I've moved about a kilometer and then throw a hissy-fit on the bridge.
Irias Salo > 40days tops before I can fly a dread!
Rai Kumaki > I have a feeling that dreads would drive me nuts. I even have times when I think battlecruisers are too big and clumsy
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > I'd hate to see you in a titan then
Rai Kumaki > I'd like try to approach a moon or something, go make tea, come back and see that I've moved about a kilometer and then throw a hissy-fit on the bridge.
Jim Lovell > Does sige mode only work on Citadel Torps?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Andreus Ixiris > GODDAMNIT LOST I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY DICK IN THE ARKONOR
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > Wrong window.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > Wrong window.
Taes Valkiir > once we get settled, nooey, we have to go on another nullsec inty spree.
Taes Valkiir > that was the best time i've had in eve in a while.
Nooey > I'd come with you today, but I'm just a bit too emu
Lucian Alucard > ur a bird?
Taes Valkiir > /emote nods gravely.
Taes Valkiir > hotkeys are *way* hard with wings.
Taes Valkiir > that was the best time i've had in eve in a while.
Nooey > I'd come with you today, but I'm just a bit too emu
Lucian Alucard > ur a bird?
Taes Valkiir > /emote nods gravely.
Taes Valkiir > hotkeys are *way* hard with wings.
<@NTRabbit> shot on goal, saved by togo keeper
<@NTRabbit> saved with his ass
<@NTRabbit> o_Ô
<&moocifer> Togo have a Wrangler too ?? :O
<@NTRabbit> saved with his ass
<@NTRabbit> o_Ô
<&moocifer> Togo have a Wrangler too ?? :O
RasTrent > but seriously spitzerr.
RasTrent > lets get married so i can get that passport
RasTrent > you'll only be gay on paper
RasTrent > lets get married so i can get that passport
RasTrent > you'll only be gay on paper