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*Theo Samaritan docks his face with his desk to the sound of Blue Danube
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
beantin > im sitting of the grid 370km above the tcag gate in tpar, got 1 hostile malediction below me
Richard3759 > thats me you twit
Richard3759 > :P
beantin > lol so it is
beantin > regang i pressed enter
Tassadar Beta > lol
operated > omg
operated > im looking at a titan
Keta Min > now you looked enough
Keta Min > /emote zips up
somedood4 > i just fixed a nonresponsive RAM stick
somedood4 > by shouting at it
Emperor paulpentine > arse
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Bared OC: Well, what do you want me to do then, Boss?
Duke Droklar OC: Try not to get killed.
Bared OC: You know me duke!
Duke Droklar OC: Yeah, try not to get killed.
Henry Fredyericus > darn..you got the gallente cruiser at level 5 already ?
Bartop > yes, I trained it when I was away on a job last year
Bartop > It's nice like that, none of the boring wait; just set training, go away to the sun for a few weeks and come back to completed skills
Henry Fredyericus > yeah :)
Bartop > of course it does mean training wifey to change skills at the right time, but thats not too hars
Bartop > hard
Henry Fredyericus > marriage command at level 3
Henry Fredyericus > atleast
Bartop > lol, maybe 2 ;~}
Henry Fredyericus > heh heh depends on the targets sensor strenght :)
Henry Fredyericus > I still have 29 days left for the cruiser
Bartop > it's a matter of keeping the faction standing fairly high, must keep doing the wife missions, that way you can spend the lp on nights in the pub and skill changeing
Neltharak Idrissil: So im wondering where should i move.
Neltharak Idrissil: 1 : Denmark
Neltharak Idrissil: 2 : Ireland
Neltharak Idrissil: 3 : Iceland
Neltharak Idrissil: 4 :England
Neltharak Idrissil: lots of lands
Neltharak Idrissil: in that
Linus Lockner: i dont think i would consider iceland, but thats just me ;p
Neltharak Idrissil: EVE ONLINE SERVERS DUDE
Neltharak Idrissil: THINK OF THE PING
Linus Lockner: haha
Neltharak Idrissil: I COULD INSTALOCK PEOPLE BEFORE THEY CLOAK
Stratego > IM DRUNK!
Stratego > IM A PINK BUNNY!
Stratego > IM DRUNK!
RedWyvern > lol
RedWyvern > when I saw you logging on so late I had a feeling :)
Stratego > Im suffering from sleep deprevation and drunkness
Stratego > phear me
RedWyvern > kewl`
RedWyvern > wanna say something embaressing I can throw on omgrawr? ^^
Stratego > Well, not really, im pretty good after getting a blowjob in a stinking
toilet at work wich i neglected to clean after having serverd her 10 tequilla shots my charge.
Stratego > fuck, omgrawr is a quote site right?
* Stratego is so fucked
RedWyvern > lol
* RedWyvern is so emancipated
Stratego > guess thats going up eh?
RedWyvern > ...
RedWyvern > nah, I'm too nice tbh :)
Stratego > you boring twat
Stratego > MAKE ME FAMOUS!
RedWyvern > rofl
RedWyvern > I'll reserve judgement until you're sober, okies? :P
Stratego > bah
Stratego > sober has never made a quote
RedWyvern > well
RedWyvern > as long as I'm a slave, I'm not taking the risk. Piss artist. :P
Stratego > do it or ill have someone flog you
RedWyvern > rofl
RedWyvern > *shrugs*
Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
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