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exozone > you are all witness to the biggest f***up in eve history, damn my tractor beam, just torped my domi can :S
Aquinitus Scipii > LMAO
Souzzandrah > ROFL!!!!!
Oortog > OUCH
Souzzandrah > hahahahahaa
Nwyvret > OMG!!
Aquinitus Scipii > did it survive the torp?
Nwyvret > no
exozone > nope :S
<@NTRabbit> shot on goal, saved by togo keeper
<@NTRabbit> saved with his ass
<@NTRabbit> o_Ô
<&moocifer> Togo have a Wrangler too ?? :O
- We have no ETA on server up time. The EVE Online Team. See you again in 20 minutes.
* Khellias menaces Dread with a knife for that last remark.
SerraTsunami> Please don't poke his pecker with your poker.
Azieru Vega > is it just me, or is the Minmatar fighter about to explode?
Shadow XII > Minmatar everything is about to expode.
<Digital> it hurts to type, so stick to y/n questions
<Digital> if i cant give you a y/n answer, ill put 0 to indicate you're a faggot
<Viceroy> do you want to talk like lovers do?
<Digital> 0
Redwood > rocket launcher II - 8sec ROF?!?!?
Hellspawn01 > just had to think about a T2 penis with 8sec rof LOL
Vulcan Rome > need to pack lots of sperm with that
Redwood > LOL
Balewolf: there is a advert for some games callled World of Tanks playing on The Escapist and it claims that it contains American, Soviet and German tanks as well as new content such as... French tanks!
Balewolf: because that is really what is going to make you want to buy a game
Balewolf: "Get this game! It shows how awesome the French military is!"
Andreus: Actually I've played it
Andreus: The French tanks are very realistic
Andreus: It even lets you shift gears while reversing
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.

Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
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