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Dirk Varitas > ack, gtg - wife having baby o.O
Dirk Varitas > back in 18 years
Dronlothen > ok so can someone break down the general idea of this game
Twin Turbo > Dron - to do that would take something like 8 hours and half a pound of weed
Da Kid > lets go mine
Lord Seth > umm......i ...umm have to wash teh dog
Da Kid > doesnt it lick itself?
Lord Seth > lol
Lord Seth > i would rather scrub dog balls than mine
Da Kid > you'd rather scrub yours dogs balls than yours??? o.O
Lord Seth > LMAO
Lord Seth > fuck
Da Kid > wanna rephrase that?
Lord Seth > i would rather srub dog ball then shit for endless hours mining ore defeclessly in a astiroid belt
Lord Seth > SIT
Lord Seth > not shit
Lord Seth > i give up
Da Kid > yeah best thing
Dalan Darkstar > kid wins because of typing skills ftw
Da Kid > o/
Lord Seth > ....CURES MY FAT FINGERS
Lord Seth > cuse
Da Kid > curse o.-
Lord Seth > fucking shit
Lord Seth > yes
Da Kid > trade you your ashimmu for a dictionary seth
MangiZ > n u know what?
MangiZ > i screwed a guy today
MangiZ > rofl.
MaverickG > um...
MangiZ > that didnt come out like i wanted it 2
Tyr Vaantau > Mangiz...I never would've thought...
Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Jesus Sideous > hey im here to sell my junk and then tomorrow im jumpcloning back is that ok
Icarileo > only if u give it all to me 8)
Constantine Arcanum > NO!
Constantine Arcanum > IN FACT I'M FUCKING FURIOUS!
Constantine Arcanum > THIS INTERFERES WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF SHIP SPINNING
Constantine Arcanum > YOU WILL PAY.
Toberius > I'll be patient then.
Toberius > Yeah. I know. Sad
Toberius > /emote ship fiddles...
Retsil Evad > Leave that Thorax alone Toberius, you dirty boy
Toberius > Thorax? No sir, the Typhoon is larger and has rougher edges... I think it vibrates too...
Retsil Evad > it you are into bigand rough try an avatar
Migitis > i don't think toberius has the skill to <i>handle</i> an avatar
Toberius > You are right. They really hurt.
Toberius > Is it possible to erase the above?
Migitis > i'm afraid not
Kesper North: !jita innocence
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
<@Chribba> [ 2009.01.30 09:19:56 ] (combat) CONCORD Police Commander aims well at you, inflicting 434500.1 damage.
<@zofu> Chribba: you know, that concord commander just pasted that as a wrecking shot in concord faction channel ...
Beowolf > I have 3 skills PVP industry and bubblegum chewing
Beowolf > and I am all out of bubblegum
panice > thats two more skillz than i have
Beowolf > first you put the gum in your mouth
panice > i got that one .. no worries
Beowolf > #2 similar to acutally eating only you dont swallow
panice > u have that down to an art it appears
Beowolf > step 3 and only if your one of the best
Beowolf > and you have the right implants
Beowolf > they cost 300 billion
Beowolf > Blow bubbles
Beowolf > and no not the guy you share your prison cell with
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