* Haffrage strokes your massive cock as you reach for the fryer grease
Haffrage > oops, mt
doctorstupid2 > what.... the.... fuck
Gothikia > 0o
Jimmy Tantimon > good god, get a priv pos
Fel Flash > o/
Haffrage > oops, mt
doctorstupid2 > what.... the.... fuck
Gothikia > 0o
Jimmy Tantimon > good god, get a priv pos
Fel Flash > o/
Brash Buccaneer > ofstrife, your salvage is rubbish, please do a better mission next time
Malka Badi'a > I like it from any angle but the back.
Drexeh > I am chasing this domi
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Damian Trias > That's so inconvenient. I mean I know Amarr ships have CPU problems - but in this one you can't warp and use the calculator at the same time ....
<Ulf> No idea. Nobody tells me anything
<Elsebeth> ulf, you are the alliance leader, what do you expect? ;)
<Ulf> To be told "everything is working according to plan, don't worry"
<Challis> Ulf: everything is working according to plan, don't worry
<Ulf> Thank you Challis, carry on
<Teo> This begs the question: whose plan? :)
* Ulf looks puzzled
<Ulf> Does it matter?
<Elsebeth> ulf, you are the alliance leader, what do you expect? ;)
<Ulf> To be told "everything is working according to plan, don't worry"
<Challis> Ulf: everything is working according to plan, don't worry
<Ulf> Thank you Challis, carry on
<Teo> This begs the question: whose plan? :)
* Ulf looks puzzled
<Ulf> Does it matter?
Kale Ryoko > I'M HOLDING YOUR POS AT RANSOM
Kale Ryoko > IT CAN'T ESCAPE!
Nooey > Kale are you webbing my tower?
Kale Ryoko > ... yes ._.
Kale Ryoko > IT CAN'T ESCAPE!
Nooey > Kale are you webbing my tower?
Kale Ryoko > ... yes ._.
mysticvader > i saw you onyxalia
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.