<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
Jevnikar > lol :P excuse me tonight but i have few drinks in my ass so ... i might tys we went go today and so on ;P
<DigitalCommunist> I have to go pee, dont bring the servers up till then
Tamora > tity
Tamora > check YMC-A for me plz
Tityana > haha
Tityana > remedial is with the miners
Xrak > hmm i cant find that system tam
Tityana > doh!
crocmore > lol YMCA.....
crocmore > i gay band :p
Xrak > btw tity, your sarcasm meter shud be off the scale about now ;)
Tamora > lol pwned
Tityana > is it? lemme check!
Tamora > /emote looks at the leetometerv2.1
Tamora > it says: YOUR A HOMO
Tamora > is that high?
crocmore > /emote touches tamora
Tamora > oooooooooooo
Tamora > sexez eh? i didnt realise you felt that way
crocmore > /emote put down his pant
Tamora > omg its like epeen but way smaller!
crocmore > ta ca dans t'noeil t sourd
Tamora > ^^ what he said
Tamora > check YMC-A for me plz
Tityana > haha
Tityana > remedial is with the miners
Xrak > hmm i cant find that system tam
Tityana > doh!
crocmore > lol YMCA.....
crocmore > i gay band :p
Xrak > btw tity, your sarcasm meter shud be off the scale about now ;)
Tamora > lol pwned
Tityana > is it? lemme check!
Tamora > /emote looks at the leetometerv2.1
Tamora > it says: YOUR A HOMO
Tamora > is that high?
crocmore > /emote touches tamora
Tamora > oooooooooooo
Tamora > sexez eh? i didnt realise you felt that way
crocmore > /emote put down his pant
Tamora > omg its like epeen but way smaller!
crocmore > ta ca dans t'noeil t sourd
Tamora > ^^ what he said
BLAIYNE > OK, who just strip mined my astroid field?!
Muel > danged stripped miners, they should wear clothes
Muel > danged stripped miners, they should wear clothes
<Grey_Loki> <Vivisector> Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
paik > how did my shuttle catch ur pod ent
Entilzah Valen > ffs Firane
Entilzah Valen > please answer that question
Firane > 4m
Entilzah Valen > sent
Firane > it warps faster
Firane > thanks for the 4m
Entilzah Valen > ffs Firane
Entilzah Valen > please answer that question
Firane > 4m
Entilzah Valen > sent
Firane > it warps faster
Firane > thanks for the 4m
Iconah Orlham > I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
dibblebill > I remember this time we convinced one of our director's kids on vent (he went afk) that we were behind his computer
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
Aernan > who the hell is sul'sonic and WHY AM I IN HIS IBIS?!