Marcus Wolfwood > did someone lose a drone?
ashurman > lol most prob
benjam14 > we always lose drone
benjam14 > s*
Marcus Wolfwood > lawls
ashurman > were gona erect a memorial for them...
ashurman > here lie the drones...
ashurman > unwilling meat sheilds
ashurman > all ways useful, neva remembered
ashurman > lol most prob
benjam14 > we always lose drone
benjam14 > s*
Marcus Wolfwood > lawls
ashurman > were gona erect a memorial for them...
ashurman > here lie the drones...
ashurman > unwilling meat sheilds
ashurman > all ways useful, neva remembered
Keil Taylor > if any one is interested in joining a mining corp plz convo me and we'll talk
Okura's > if anyone is interested in killing off that same mining corp, convo me, we'll talk.
Okura's > if anyone is interested in killing off that same mining corp, convo me, we'll talk.
Lon RImmer > How do I stop a secured can from following me?
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
Lord Jeebus > does missile launcher count as large projectile turret?
Murphopolis > ahh whys everything the wrong color
Teyrala > its rev3 :/
Isolde Rheingold > colour
Isolde Rheingold > :)
Teyrala > very true.
Teyrala > americans can't spell
Murphopolis > im american
Murphopolis > and i can speel juste fine
Teyrala > sorry, I don't speak american
Isolde Rheingold > "Britain and America ... two nations divided by a common language" Winston Churchill
Enos > "Britain and America ... two nations divide by the Pacific Ocean." - Eddie Izzard
Teyrala > its rev3 :/
Isolde Rheingold > colour
Isolde Rheingold > :)
Teyrala > very true.
Teyrala > americans can't spell
Murphopolis > im american
Murphopolis > and i can speel juste fine
Teyrala > sorry, I don't speak american
Isolde Rheingold > "Britain and America ... two nations divided by a common language" Winston Churchill
Enos > "Britain and America ... two nations divide by the Pacific Ocean." - Eddie Izzard
Andrommeda > WTS CHEATS FOR EVE
GM Zhainius > ☺
GM Zhainius > WTS bans for EVE
GM Zhainius > ☺
GM Zhainius > WTS bans for EVE
Skirge > One night I stayed up with my old ceo
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Laci > hi there :)
magickangaroo > o/
Laci > U are a hostile force?
magickangaroo > um
magickangaroo > i kileld u yesterday
Laci > then i leaving :)
magickangaroo > o/
Laci > U are a hostile force?
magickangaroo > um
magickangaroo > i kileld u yesterday
Laci > then i leaving :)