Oakin > they do have pimping missions - i ferryed an exotic dancer across a system for an agent :)
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
Verone > ffs
Verone > i just dropped vindaloo all over my keyboard
ParMizaN > lmao
Verone > i'm typing with pieces of chicken
Verone > i just dropped vindaloo all over my keyboard
ParMizaN > lmao
Verone > i'm typing with pieces of chicken
Serahat > not that i mind but are all minmatar ships as ugly as the rupture? :}
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
sigirelli > my em restistance is still only 2% tho
sigirelli > hmm
sigirelli > with invuln n proton
Akhual > you need to switch them on :)
Akhual > lol
sigirelli > have done
Akhual > hmm, they're switched on, and you r/click your ship and od a show info
Akhual > and they're at 2%?
sigirelli > yeh
sigirelli > 2.42039663148 %
{following this is about 10 minutes of solid head scratching trying to figure out what bug is stopping sig from having correct resists...}
Akhual > dude hang on
Akhual > are you undocked?
sigirelli > no......
Akhual > roflmao
Akhual > you need to be undocked to activate an active hardner and to get the effect!
sigirelli > oh yeh....
sigirelli > TIMMMMMAY
Akhual > another one for omgrawr
sigirelli > I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN PAGE :(
sigirelli > hmm
sigirelli > with invuln n proton
Akhual > you need to switch them on :)
Akhual > lol
sigirelli > have done
Akhual > hmm, they're switched on, and you r/click your ship and od a show info
Akhual > and they're at 2%?
sigirelli > yeh
sigirelli > 2.42039663148 %
{following this is about 10 minutes of solid head scratching trying to figure out what bug is stopping sig from having correct resists...}
Akhual > dude hang on
Akhual > are you undocked?
sigirelli > no......
Akhual > roflmao
Akhual > you need to be undocked to activate an active hardner and to get the effect!
sigirelli > oh yeh....
sigirelli > TIMMMMMAY
Akhual > another one for omgrawr
sigirelli > I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN PAGE :(
Mr Lelantus > [17:04:25] Altaen > 6 battleships, inc. Scorpion one 'cane and a Damnation camping Joint Harvesting Refinery in Oddelulf.
Mr Lelantus > nice
Crefakis > we're not camping
Mr Lelantus > except we are not camping
Crefakis > its just safer here
Altaen > I see.
Altaen > Then what is it that you're up to?
Maya Silverman > male bonding?
Crefakis > and when we say bonding
Crefakis > we really mean
Crefakis > like
Crefakis > physical bonding
CraftyCroc > of a gentlemanly nature
Crefakis > hrr
Altaen > Very well, carry on.
Altaen > I don't believe that is illegal in Republic space, so I'll leave you gentlemen and ladies to it.
Crefakis > Well.
Crefakis > What is happening in my ship is illegal
Crefakis > /emote looks at the erotic dancers and livestock
Altaen > Crefakis, you have very conservative views on what is or is not acceptable in certain cultures...
Crefakis > and the four metric tonnes of grease
Altaen > I mean, you are a Brutor, I didn't even flinch at that thought I'm afraid.
Mr Lelantus > nice
Crefakis > we're not camping
Mr Lelantus > except we are not camping
Crefakis > its just safer here
Altaen > I see.
Altaen > Then what is it that you're up to?
Maya Silverman > male bonding?
Crefakis > and when we say bonding
Crefakis > we really mean
Crefakis > like
Crefakis > physical bonding
CraftyCroc > of a gentlemanly nature
Crefakis > hrr
Altaen > Very well, carry on.
Altaen > I don't believe that is illegal in Republic space, so I'll leave you gentlemen and ladies to it.
Crefakis > Well.
Crefakis > What is happening in my ship is illegal
Crefakis > /emote looks at the erotic dancers and livestock
Altaen > Crefakis, you have very conservative views on what is or is not acceptable in certain cultures...
Crefakis > and the four metric tonnes of grease
Altaen > I mean, you are a Brutor, I didn't even flinch at that thought I'm afraid.
Libria Kyzal > I am officially 'bacon girl'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Aelisha > The end of my fiscal dick is about to co-habit with their collective prostate
Tsia > then saturday night im staying at deathcore's!
Tyr Vaantau > I work in a convenience store
Tyr Vaantau > for Hard Gay Sex
Tyr Vaantau > wait don't join those two statements
Tyr Vaantau > I work in a convenience store
Tyr Vaantau > for Hard Gay Sex
Tyr Vaantau > wait don't join those two statements
Recusor> Someone told me once that Samuel L. Jackson plays EVE.
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr