Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Kaelali Teran > It's why I like flying a Daredevil, really.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Iqelrius > Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Jinn Eleuter > i dont get it O.o
Iqelrius > Corrupt, incompetent, and impeached is he!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Iqelrius > If political scandal be something you wish,
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Then drop on the deck, and cry out with anguish!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Ready?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Richard Nixon!
Iqelrius > doo bee doop be doo, dee doop
FIzzer > can I have some of what you're taking?
Iqelrius > IF I CAN CATCH THE ELEPHANT AGAIN, SURE
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Jinn Eleuter > i dont get it O.o
Iqelrius > Corrupt, incompetent, and impeached is he!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NI-XON
Iqelrius > If political scandal be something you wish,
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Then drop on the deck, and cry out with anguish!
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Ready?
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > RI-CHARD NIX-ON
Iqelrius > Richard Nixon!
Iqelrius > doo bee doop be doo, dee doop
FIzzer > can I have some of what you're taking?
Iqelrius > IF I CAN CATCH THE ELEPHANT AGAIN, SURE
Rock Vixen > Why are you in such a good mood?
Augin Soric > You know the kind of diarhea that doesn't hurt when it comes out?
Augin Soric > It's so satisfying.
Augin Soric > oh yeah...
Rock Vixen > :|
Augin Soric > You know the kind of diarhea that doesn't hurt when it comes out?
Augin Soric > It's so satisfying.
Augin Soric > oh yeah...
Rock Vixen > :|
• Wrangler|psycho|out is now known as Wrangler
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
Edith Cavell > Amarr is full of religious nutjobs
Tristan Acoma> True, but I hear they have really great sects
Tristan Acoma> True, but I hear they have really great sects
Novarei > saint is getting worse
Novarei > wanted me to mine, but warped away when i started mining veld
Azeusus > lol
Novarei > was like he was embarrased lol
Azeusus > trit is needed to build anything
Novarei > wanted me to mine, but warped away when i started mining veld
Azeusus > lol
Novarei > was like he was embarrased lol
Azeusus > trit is needed to build anything
Mini Freight > u.... like ever have to fart....
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Khars III > What are you up to in game?
Wuhu > plotting to destroy xi
Wuhu > uuuuuh
Wuhu > i mean mining
Xiron > wha?
Wuhu > nothing, go back to sleep
Xiron > ok
Wuhu > plotting to destroy xi
Wuhu > uuuuuh
Wuhu > i mean mining
Xiron > wha?
Wuhu > nothing, go back to sleep
Xiron > ok
Paracyte > Ortenz, the sisters probe will not scan Jesus Christ - you need the Angel's Cartel version for that