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Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
<Mikko> Women can be cruel.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
.-─ DJMinxy rubs her bruised bottom
<Lewpin> Its quite funny Deepflame
<+DJMinxy> im not drinking again EVER
<Dj_Desire> sorry minxy next time i wont spank that hard
.-─ DJ_Cake rubs her bruised bottom too
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off
Isxostishi > Hey
Isxostishi > How's it going
Isxostishi > Come here often?
Elshira > lol
Elshira > you know my alter ego.... his name also starts with an E
Isxostishi > ......
Isxostishi > Sounds hot
Isxostishi > What do you say we ditch this popsickle stand and go somewhere more.......private like
Isxostishi > Eh?
Elshira > I guess... that's if you play it both ways and are into male intakis....
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > A three way?
Isxostishi > I like where this is going!
Isxostishi > Giggity giggity gee!
Elshira > this is eren
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > no way
Farworth > HAHAHAHAHAH
Farworth > /emote points at the dirty a** amarrian
Isxostishi > Oh God!
Farworth > YOU JUST HIT ON A DUDE!!!!
Liet Traep > so when are we going to get a bunch together to do the new complexes?
Jimblob > .... when the war is a bit less up close and personal?
Liet Traep > oh yeah that thing
necrofish > i must admit macro mining in such a central system has to be a bit more retarded than just macro mining
Aish Steiner > exactly what I thought
Hellspawn01 > using a shield booster while macro mining in a 0.9 beats that :)
necrofish > very true
necrofish > lol
Tae'Lin Hynd > duo of death oh so scary
Big Willeh > first time I did that in my megath I forgot to bring something to handle the spider drones
Big Willeh > took me 20 minutes to fly 10 km to the cargo container
Tae'Lin Hynd > why didn't you fly out and fit some drones?
Big Willeh > cuz I wanted to take a dump
Tae'Lin Hynd > haha
Tae'Lin Hynd > there is something wrong with you isn't there
Big Willeh > hey man, if ya gotta drop a dook, ya gotta drop a dook
Tae'Lin Hynd > i usually play turtle games until the mission is over
Tae'Lin Hynd > the release is wonderful
Sir Gankage Jakuard > i dont mean to beg but i lost my ship with all my shit inside granted it wasnt much but now i got nowt. Can someone spare me some isk please?
Opi Sangrius > -4.4 sec standing and wanted, you probably had it coming
Viktorieya > i don't mean to beg... but i'm gonna do it anyway
Sir Gankage Jakuard > meh
Olexity Terran > lol welcome to EVE
Eri Nihil > Begging is so 2003, I recommend infiltrating a corp and stealing their stuff.
Eri Nihil > You know, working for it.
<Havien> to give up on life is to admit defeat
<Havien> to kill yourself is to laugh in the face of life and say "I win!"
<Rooker> To grab Death by the throat and spit in the fucker's face is to be Chuck Norris
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