Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
theonegabrias > man the domi warps fast
Screaming Blade > because it runs from its own uglyness
Galadriela > I would tell you to fk off
Galadriela > but im new so i'll wait a few weeks
Screaming Blade > because it runs from its own uglyness
Galadriela > I would tell you to fk off
Galadriela > but im new so i'll wait a few weeks
Imrik01 > after drednought what ship is next to get?
qasdfdsaq > reaper
Imrik01 > what class is thgat?
qasdfdsaq > reaper
Imrik01 > what class is thgat?
Till Lindemann > you can't fly throat anyway :D
Thokia > I don't know - the cockpit in a throat is pretty deep. :D
Thokia > I don't know - the cockpit in a throat is pretty deep. :D
<Yakzan> WATCHING YOU TYPE IS WORSE THAN DRUG ABUSE
<Yakzan> I FEEL AS IF MY BRAIN IS BEING SLOWLY EATEN
<Yakzan> I FEEL AS IF MY BRAIN IS BEING SLOWLY EATEN
[17:47:29] <Orkki> im waiting for a call still :S
[17:47:39] <Orkki> from the hospital been waiting since 12:00 ingame time
[17:47:56] <Orkki> my father went to surgery to change his knee cap
[17:48:23] <Orkki> havent gotten a word and am very worried
[17:48:28] <Deathbecomesu> BRB
[17:49:34] <Deathbecomesu> back
[17:49:41] <Tara> wb Death
[17:50:09] <Orkki> that just sounds awfull after what i just said =}
[17:47:39] <Orkki> from the hospital been waiting since 12:00 ingame time
[17:47:56] <Orkki> my father went to surgery to change his knee cap
[17:48:23] <Orkki> havent gotten a word and am very worried
[17:48:28] <Deathbecomesu> BRB
[17:49:34] <Deathbecomesu> back
[17:49:41] <Tara> wb Death
[17:50:09] <Orkki> that just sounds awfull after what i just said =}
Par'Gellen > wine makes me vomit like a garden sprinkler hooked to a fire hose
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
<DTee|packing> anyone in ooyz that cna help me?
<DTee|packing> fucking noobiest mistake of all fucking time
<Dobbs> you logged in a titan with agression?
<DTee|packing> fucking noobiest mistake of all fucking time
<Dobbs> you logged in a titan with agression?
FlashmanUK > You currently have 0 skills and 0 skill points.... you quality for immgration to the UK under the prefered immigrant list
*enjoi drops his trousers
enjoi > HI KATA :)
Katamarino > this really isnt the type of welcome I should be cultivating :|
enjoi > lets try again
*enjoi RIPS his trousers off
enjoi > HI!
Spathi > erm
Spathi > those weren't your trousers
enjoi > HI KATA :)
Katamarino > this really isnt the type of welcome I should be cultivating :|
enjoi > lets try again
*enjoi RIPS his trousers off
enjoi > HI!
Spathi > erm
Spathi > those weren't your trousers