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Decia > t'all know exec hadnt been on in almost a week?
PKlavins > yea...
Decia > maybe he's dead :P
Scotty G > lol
Tillar > yeah... asked few days back or yesterday if someone knows why
Decia > /emote googles for news about police reports of autoerotic asphixiation.....
Decia > prolly wrapped a condom over his head
PKlavins > roflmao
PKlavins > "rumours have it that exc wanted to see 'life from a different perspective'..."
Decia > lol
PKlavins > "the public have been warned to look out for a body with a preservative on his noggin, or, lacking that, a body with a very well lubricated face"
Decia > ewwww :)
PKlavins > stil disturbes me how u add a smiley there decia...:P
Moose Beard > the benny hill theme makes anything good
Moose Beard > it can be a clip of someone getting shoved in a woodchipper, add benny hill = hillarious
Aznwithbeard > my gf just showed me her wedding dress and her bridesmaid dresses.
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Daggaroth > oh god. im under attack by an osprey thats repping me at the same time
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Triple Entendre > So with the new BCs, does that mean I have a reason to make a salvage ship and call it Dead Naga Storage?
BeanBagKing > ya know something....
reylie > hmm?
BeanBagKing > I've asked for ship fits before right, and had people link me to killmails and be like that's a good fit
BeanBagKing > and my only thought was
BeanBagKing > ... it died though....
Laci > hi there :)
magickangaroo > o/
Laci > U are a hostile force?
magickangaroo > um
magickangaroo > i kileld u yesterday
Laci > then i leaving :)
<~Stavros> UTTER
<~Stavros> FUCKING
<~Stavros> SONS
<~Stavros> OF
<~Stavros> BITCHES
<Armois> cocks?
<~Stavros> we had like
<Necrogami> Toast?
<~Stavros> gale force winds in england like
<~Stavros> on thursday
<~Stavros> anyway
<~Stavros> my wheelie bin blew over
<Bek> nwheeliebin?
<GAC> poor stav
<~Stavros> THEN
<~Stavros> THEN
<GAC> you want to come up here
<~Stavros> i go back to my parents for 2 days
<~Stavros> and some fucker STOLE
<~Stavros> MY FUCKING WHEELIE BIN
<GAC> owned
<~Stavros> and replaced it
<~Stavros> with some KNACKRED PIECE OF SHIT BIN
<~Stavros> WITH NO LID
<Necrogami> wth is a wheelie bin?
<andr00> that's pretty low
<~Stavros> Necrogami its a bin
<~Stavros> with
<~Stavros> DRUM ROLL IF U FUCKING PLEASE
<~Stavros> wheels
<vensa> legs
<Fapos> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelie_bin
<Fapos> for all your wheelie bin needs
<~Stavros> http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=354164471&size=o
<Necrogami> are you bitching over a god damned trash can
<Necrogami> wth
* Necrogami slaps the m0o outta stavro stfu man .. get ahold of your self
<~Stavros> its not a trash can
<~Stavros> its like
<~Stavros> MY trash can
<~Stavros> and new ones cost like
<~Stavros> RAPE amounts from the council
<~Stavros> ;
<Necrogami> and you call yourself a pirate ..
<Necrogami> go nic someone else's
<~Stavros> ofc
<~Stavros> but like
<~Stavros> still
<~Stavros> SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING WHEELIE BIN
<~Stavros> ;
<Necrogami> never in my life have i ever heard someone bitch so much over a trash can
<Necrogami> lmfao
<Necrogami> ty stavros you just made my day
<vensa> its not a trash can
<rCaston> ahh.. nice lazy day at work...
<vensa> but seriously, thats why you write your house number on them fool
<rCaston> hah.. someone stole your trashcan?
<Necrogami> yep someone stole stavros's trash can
<rCaston> his tech2 got p0wn'd
<rCaston> tech2 can,
jih chop > wiseoak - got a sec?
wiseoak > kinda busy atm.. but will check in with you later
IceBlade Rage > wise you got a min for a pm?
jih chop > HEY!
jih chop > end of the line bub!
KiltedWarrior > take a number ice
jih chop > lol
KiltedWarrior > lol
IceBlade Rage > lol
IceBlade Rage > just adding to the queue guys :-P
jih chop > wiseoak is getting to be as bad as the motor vehicle registry
IceBlade Rage > he needs a secretary
jih chop > I'm getting Cobwebs!
jih chop > no, if he gets a secretary he'll just park her under his desk and never come out of his office
KiltedWarrior > /emote facepalms
Konferge > Or an Answering service
wiseoak > NOW SERVING #853
jih chop > rofl
jih chop > that's me! that's me!
KiltedWarrior > BINGO!!!!
KiltedWarrior > rofl
jih chop > wait - where's my ticket?! Noooooo!
KiltedWarrior > iceblade, I'm not in line, I was just kidding
jih chop > and you move up ice, I have to go to bed soon and I've been in this line without moving for so long that a family of squirrels has taken up residence in my beard
Zangief Hohenzoller > so uh what formula to turn secs into minutes?
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