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Flaming Butterfly > drax got quiet...
DarkBloodRain > he's probably playing with ihmself
Flaming Butterfly > there is no single player mode for eve
Flaming Butterfly > ..... oh... nm
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Frank Horrigan > one sec guys... gotta get naked.
Kalypso Boo > stabz......ewww
Kalypso Boo > every time you fit a stab a kittin dies
Cherry Boo > then there will be lots of spare rugs around when im done
Kalypso Boo > eeeep
Kalypso Boo > /emote runs to save the kittens
Cherry Boo > i take it you like kittens?
Kalypso Boo > they aer so fuzzey how cant yo uliek them?......
Tomac Hawloid > I HATE KITTENS AND CATS dam gaurdians of the underworld they be!
Cherry Boo > guradians of the underworld!
Cherry Boo > 2 stabs, i mining upgrade i think would do it
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches 2 kittens walking down the street pop
Kalypso Boo > NOOOO!
Cherry Boo > what?
Kalypso Boo > you fited 2 stabs....
Kalypso Boo > 2 kittens go pop
Cherry Boo > i havent fitted them yet
Cherry Boo > i am thinking of fitting it
Kalypso Boo > ahhh i see
Cherry Boo > so those kitties are ok
Kalypso Boo > /emote watches the kitens reasemble them-selvs like the termanator
Kalypso Boo > such is the way of the warp core stableisers and the kittens......
Kyp13 > /emote rolls in some empty oil drums
Gweee > /emote looks about
Kyp13 > /emote drags in a giant rubber inflatable whale
Gweee > /emote fills a pool with water
Azia Burgi > i refuse to allow this channel to be used for your kinky sex games
Unoriginal Name02 > scroll up in corp for wisdom
Mr Oggle > I literally just lost 100 IQ points, how am I even typing this without assistance?
Texture > The company that makes this is in the wrong business. They should sell advanced, real time data mining and display systems to financial institutions and the like. and leave games to blizzard.
capt > you thought this was a game? your actually participating in the biggest human psychology experiment ever
Meandar > i went out of state for christmas and didn't play EVE for like 13 days
Sepins Airon > howd u manage?
Meandar > I had withdraws
Meandar > I kept asking family members if they wanted to fleet up
Valarianna > have you shot your rifle?
Dondo Yonderboy > this .50? no
Valarianna > why not shoot it?
Dondo Yonderboy > i've not been attacked by dinosaurs yet
Seven Koskanaiken > man if i die now it will make a funny lossmial
Muad 'dib > why are you hauling clowns?
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