Augin Soric > got him?
tru drksniper > no
tru drksniper > he has stabs on his stabber
Augin Soric > oh, the irony :|
tru drksniper > no
tru drksniper > he has stabs on his stabber
Augin Soric > oh, the irony :|
Trial Accountant > roofie victims give terrible head.
Phelan Warde > so why arent you guys on TS?
Phelan Warde > Oh we have a serious tactical situation...I'm bored and lonely here ;)
Gothikia > masterbate then
Phelan Warde > thats a dandy idea goth
Phelan Warde > but i like hearing haff in teh background while i do it
Haffrage > Hm, ok, even I'm a bit creeped out by that.
Phelan Warde > Oh we have a serious tactical situation...I'm bored and lonely here ;)
Gothikia > masterbate then
Phelan Warde > thats a dandy idea goth
Phelan Warde > but i like hearing haff in teh background while i do it
Haffrage > Hm, ok, even I'm a bit creeped out by that.
<HellGremlin> Ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<Faramir> i'll give u TS op for 20 mil sutty
<sutty> deal
<Faramir> k, wire to Faramir first
<sutty> OK TS ADMIN POWERS PLEASE
* sutty slaps Faramir around a bit with a large trout
<Faramir> yeah right
<Faramir> lol
<sutty> check your wallet :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
<Faramir> i did
<sutty> SUTTY THEFT :X
<Faramir> thx for the 20 mil
<sutty> your welcome I have more ¬_¬
<sutty> deal
<Faramir> k, wire to Faramir first
<sutty> OK TS ADMIN POWERS PLEASE
* sutty slaps Faramir around a bit with a large trout
<Faramir> yeah right
<Faramir> lol
<sutty> check your wallet :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
<Faramir> i did
<sutty> SUTTY THEFT :X
<Faramir> thx for the 20 mil
<sutty> your welcome I have more ¬_¬
Toria Nynys > Federation uses deadly gas, death count soars. That sounds like my family -- we had mexican for dinner.
Nikadena > bah I hate that failed salvage message, saying "You succefully salvage the wreck, but sadly there is nothing to be salvaged" is the same as saying "You succesfully cook dinner, but sadly there is no food"
Louis deGuerre > I had that salvaging my first BS. Boy, was I pissed :)
Nikadena > You succesfully have sex, but sadly there was no woman
Louis deGuerre > well, that happens a lot to many people :)
Louis deGuerre > I had that salvaging my first BS. Boy, was I pissed :)
Nikadena > You succesfully have sex, but sadly there was no woman
Louis deGuerre > well, that happens a lot to many people :)
BlackRobin > you want some of me (Eisenhorn Blackmoor)?
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods
William Amato > ok who needs a partner for tommorow
William Amato > i have a slut avaliable on my team
William Amato > if anyone needs a team
NoLSolid > ...
NoLSolid > slut?
William Amato > slot/slut
William Amato > same thing
William Amato > its what you stick something in
William Amato > i have a slut avaliable on my team
William Amato > if anyone needs a team
NoLSolid > ...
NoLSolid > slut?
William Amato > slot/slut
William Amato > same thing
William Amato > its what you stick something in
Ashrax Boru > since my CQ dont have a bathroom i just pee off the hangar balcony