Kesper North > that's not really forum porn, that is some guy pretending to be the iraqi information minister
Rexy > i just ended up in rnf :P not really paying attention as to where i was going :P
Admiral Goberius > I did the same and now I'm 3 jumps out of Yz-LQL :
Parlek > I did the same and now I'm married..
Admiral Goberius > I did the same and now I'm 3 jumps out of Yz-LQL :
Parlek > I did the same and now I'm married..
Fen Haroun > too much tank
Avio Yaken > no
Avio Yaken > never enough tank
Avio Yaken > always tank
Avio Yaken > no
Avio Yaken > never enough tank
Avio Yaken > always tank
Vanzer > I look at him, like, "what?" and he says "The head branch called, and they want you to move out there, and do the same job your doing now, but for an insane amount of money."
Usagi Tsukino > How insane is the amount? We talking Jim Carrey insane or Crazy Eddies used cars insane?
Usagi Tsukino > How insane is the amount? We talking Jim Carrey insane or Crazy Eddies used cars insane?
Sonja Dragooran > My daughter thought to be funny and asked where on the chicken was chicken nuggets
Sonja Dragooran > I told her on the rooster
Sonja Dragooran > Face went bright red
Sonja Dragooran > I told her on the rooster
Sonja Dragooran > Face went bright red
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Centuria > Hello Eternal
Andy Bartfeldt > probably lol
Centuria > lol
Centuria > nice bio, eternal, i think im in love
Eternal Light > hehe :p
Eternal Light > i prefer that ;)
Centuria > hehe
tastinn > i dont wanna be your lover and i dont wanna attack you what do i do?
Eternal Light > hmm... maybe a friend then^^
tastinn > NO
tastinn > that is not possible
Centuria > your so modest, tastinn
tastinn > cent is my friend
Centuria > lol
Eternal Light > then go on ur way
tastinn > well
tastinn > that is just rud
tastinn > rude
tastinn > now i wanna attack you
Centuria > "My PPL & PLACES CAN ONLY HOLD ONE FRIEND AT A TIME"
Eternal Light > attack me then ^^
tastinn > well
tastinn > bringing my alt now
tastinn > just wait a sec
Centuria > Go tastinn! bump her in your pod!
tastinn > ?
Centuria > see how much space there is in a pod... for manuvering
tastinn > wont the armageddon do the exact same thing?
Centuria > nah, wouldn't be as effective
tastinn > O'
Centuria > ya
tastinn > i've only got raming at lvl 2 though
Centuria > tsk
Centuria > ender's teh liet rammoz0r
Centuria > 'ramz0r'
tastinn > nope
Centuria > your eating my roids dude :)
tastinn > if he rames me again hw will have to eat my drones
Centuria > think of my children
tastinn > i've got drone raming power lvl 5 so be aware!!
Centuria > no smacking in locals!
Andy Bartfeldt > lol
* Centuria slaps tastinn
Andy Bartfeldt > hey! no slapping in local either
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > you know the rules
* tastinn slaps andy!
Andy Bartfeldt > slaptalking is just as hurtful as smacktalking :)
Centuria > thats why i know the loopholes
Centuria > rofl
Andy Bartfeldt > ow...
* Andy Bartfeldt grabs a hammer an throws it at tastinn
* tastinn turns on his uber shield thingi
Centuria > well, good thing i'v got evasive manuverin
tastinn > dam i'm in to armor :(
* Andy Bartfeldt remotely activates the hammers anti-uber shield thingie mechanism
Centuria > lol
* tastinn starts target jamming the hammer
Andy Bartfeldt > better yet, it has an anti-uber shield thing thingie!
Andy Bartfeldt > hm...
* Andy Bartfeldt sensor boosts the hammer and loads fof nails into it
Centuria > lol
Centuria > hahaha
* tastinn starts throwing defender boards all ower the place
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > crap....
Andy Bartfeldt > theres no anti-defenders lol
Andy Bartfeldt > HAH! i found you
Centuria > rofl
Centuria > this is quite funny
Centuria > yarr vengy :)
tastinn > missed me
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > not that time
Andy Bartfeldt > probably lol
Centuria > lol
Centuria > nice bio, eternal, i think im in love
Eternal Light > hehe :p
Eternal Light > i prefer that ;)
Centuria > hehe
tastinn > i dont wanna be your lover and i dont wanna attack you what do i do?
Eternal Light > hmm... maybe a friend then^^
tastinn > NO
tastinn > that is not possible
Centuria > your so modest, tastinn
tastinn > cent is my friend
Centuria > lol
Eternal Light > then go on ur way
tastinn > well
tastinn > that is just rud
tastinn > rude
tastinn > now i wanna attack you
Centuria > "My PPL & PLACES CAN ONLY HOLD ONE FRIEND AT A TIME"
Eternal Light > attack me then ^^
tastinn > well
tastinn > bringing my alt now
tastinn > just wait a sec
Centuria > Go tastinn! bump her in your pod!
tastinn > ?
Centuria > see how much space there is in a pod... for manuvering
tastinn > wont the armageddon do the exact same thing?
Centuria > nah, wouldn't be as effective
tastinn > O'
Centuria > ya
tastinn > i've only got raming at lvl 2 though
Centuria > tsk
Centuria > ender's teh liet rammoz0r
Centuria > 'ramz0r'
tastinn > nope
Centuria > your eating my roids dude :)
tastinn > if he rames me again hw will have to eat my drones
Centuria > think of my children
tastinn > i've got drone raming power lvl 5 so be aware!!
Centuria > no smacking in locals!
Andy Bartfeldt > lol
* Centuria slaps tastinn
Andy Bartfeldt > hey! no slapping in local either
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > you know the rules
* tastinn slaps andy!
Andy Bartfeldt > slaptalking is just as hurtful as smacktalking :)
Centuria > thats why i know the loopholes
Centuria > rofl
Andy Bartfeldt > ow...
* Andy Bartfeldt grabs a hammer an throws it at tastinn
* tastinn turns on his uber shield thingi
Centuria > well, good thing i'v got evasive manuverin
tastinn > dam i'm in to armor :(
* Andy Bartfeldt remotely activates the hammers anti-uber shield thingie mechanism
Centuria > lol
* tastinn starts target jamming the hammer
Andy Bartfeldt > better yet, it has an anti-uber shield thing thingie!
Andy Bartfeldt > hm...
* Andy Bartfeldt sensor boosts the hammer and loads fof nails into it
Centuria > lol
Centuria > hahaha
* tastinn starts throwing defender boards all ower the place
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > crap....
Andy Bartfeldt > theres no anti-defenders lol
Andy Bartfeldt > HAH! i found you
Centuria > rofl
Centuria > this is quite funny
Centuria > yarr vengy :)
tastinn > missed me
Centuria > lol
Andy Bartfeldt > not that time
< shatly> you know you are addicted to eve
< shatly> when in econ class
< shatly> you use eve terms and ace all of the quizes
< shatly> with out reading the chapters
< shatly> when in econ class
< shatly> you use eve terms and ace all of the quizes
< shatly> with out reading the chapters
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Bucefalus Black > do you get mute from oral sex than?
Jago Kain > no comment
Jago Kain > no comment