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Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Aedowee > funny thing is my rl bff is russian so i can use him as a translator
Aedowee > if i can get him to play eve
Nozkill Jentar > all russians secretly do.
Nozkill Jentar > they undock from the womb in an ibis
Sugar x > lol...destroy the industrials & bring there shipment to base for inspection....and what is this high-tech shipment that we must meet & inspect....40 m3 of constructions blocks
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"
Peace Blade > i don't even know how to copy chat text.....
Cerui Tarshiel > it's logged
Chirendra Bak > It'll be in a text-file somewhere on yr hdd.
Anouki > ccp/cache/chat
Cerui Tarshiel > *nod*
Anouki > or logs dunno
Ken'Shao > if someoen posts this,tell me where...
Peace Blade > interesting....
Cerui Tarshiel > cccp/cache/chatlogs
Peace Blade > lol
Peace Blade > why cccp, why not usa?
Anouki > because
Anouki > one day ccp will rule space
Chirendra Bak > "C:cccp can no longer be found"
Peace Blade > not ccp, cccp
Cerui Tarshiel > ccp even
Anouki > i think it s ccp
Anouki > not cccp
Chirendra Bak > "Please try again using CIS" :)
Jin Entres > You currently have no skills and you generally suck, too
Traxio Nacho > You currently have more skills than anyting else so who cares
teqNo > :D
Tennotsukai > You currently have the biggest penis in the gang, so screw skills points
Tsunamisan > hows rout D-Gtmi > PI5?
Ramashek > a little hostile :P
Ramashek > and by a little hostile, i mean "aaaahhh" boom boom zap zap peow "wow nice station"
Lord Maldoror > "We now observe the tempestuous Linkeleo creature in its natural habitat, as it devours this ant like Ferox. What you are witnessing is a rare sight on planet Earth, especially in the morning".
Anslo > What would any "normal" person say when a group of people including a raider, sansha, caldari scientist, crazy gallente media rep, cartle thics lead, and a slew of other zanny people come into one room
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"
<HellGremlin> Okay, ask yourself this
<HellGremlin> If I had a cocaine dildo
<HellGremlin> What makes you think I'd share
<HellGremlin> :|
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
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