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Varaxian > -9.9 with a 1,050,000.00 bounty? I think you're the pirate yo. ;p
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
MrShooter > Drone carriers are also fun to use in missions. You can launch some drones and attack the npcs and pretty much walk away from the computer
MrShooter > when you get back everything will be dead
MrShooter > including possibly your drones and your ship
MrShooter > I don't know where i was going with that
<@HellGremlin> I found a town full of incest cannibals in fallout 3
<Rooker> You're not far from where I live now then
Nanja > hey byl
Bylator > see youve fucked our pos up
Bylator > thanks
Nanja > it was nothing :)
Nanja > i sent a mail to some of your corp members
Nanja > some conditions to prevent the boom
Nanja > i do hope they accept
Bylator > such as
Nanja > 400 mil isk
Nanja > i'm sure thats nothing for a corp like yours
Nanja > but thats all its worth
Bylator > well its not up to me but id say go f**k yourself .. however....
Bylator > cuz if we pay once then im sure you wouldnt leave us alone
Nanja > hey i get 400 mil either way
Nanja > if i blow it up the labs and hangars and stuff are worth 400 mil you see
Bylator > exactly, thats why i wouldnt pay
Nanja > i'm giving you the chance to save the 350 mil isk tower
Bylator > then when we set up again , back you'd come
Nanja > i've been pretty honourable in my past ...
Nanja > i'm not a total jackass you know
Nanja > i'm a pirate , not a griefer
Nanja > sure every pirate is partially a griefer but i'm in it for the money
Apache > i hope quality time means she downloads eve
Aiyeeta Beaver > moos, where's my thanatos?
Moostang > under your dress :p
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well atleast you recognize it as a capital sized appendage
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Azia Burgi > /emote does her aerosmith impression while riding a flaming veld roid
MisterVos > I want to kill my agent. How do I do that?
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
*after some graphics bugs*
Duchess Tjaden > ok... you are both making me paranoid... why can't you
see me strip?
Duchess Tjaden > mine that is...
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