D1g1t4l ph33r > Selling cyber sex. First 5 minutes free, 100k per 5 minutes after that! Pm for pleasure.
Rock Vixen > If that isn't one for omgrawr, i don't know what is.
Rock Vixen > If that isn't one for omgrawr, i don't know what is.
DrBiologist > lets all go to hed and kill some AAA
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
< PressureLine> the best trick for surviving large group pvp is to have an unprnouncable name
Liltha > I swear I just saw orion in one of those backgrounds
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Mara Skye > *facepalm* I was just looking in local to see if there were any reds in system then freaked cos there were craploads of neuts
Mara Skye > then I remembered
Mara Skye > I'm in empire :|
Mara Skye > then I remembered
Mara Skye > I'm in empire :|
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Azia Burgi > we have a hanger at the tower now btw
Karin Rousseau > I saw that
Karin Rousseau > Do you want me to put them there
Azia Burgi > no, just letting you know
Rocky Deadshot > "can i put my ship in your hanger"
Karin Rousseau > it's a cool feature
Karin Rousseau > you wouldnt enjoy it rocky
Harii Renn > ARf arf arf...
Rocky Deadshot > why does it not accomidate titan class ships?
Karin Rousseau > with enough love it can accomodate anything
Rocky Deadshot > =)
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks
Karin Rousseau > i love innuendo
Rocky Deadshot > im just being a goof
Karin Rousseau > from what I've heard it's more of a pod than a titan
Karin Rousseau > I saw that
Karin Rousseau > Do you want me to put them there
Azia Burgi > no, just letting you know
Rocky Deadshot > "can i put my ship in your hanger"
Karin Rousseau > it's a cool feature
Karin Rousseau > you wouldnt enjoy it rocky
Harii Renn > ARf arf arf...
Rocky Deadshot > why does it not accomidate titan class ships?
Karin Rousseau > with enough love it can accomodate anything
Rocky Deadshot > =)
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks
Karin Rousseau > i love innuendo
Rocky Deadshot > im just being a goof
Karin Rousseau > from what I've heard it's more of a pod than a titan
The Wizz117 > god
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
Gyark Tarmon > anyone have a nightmare i can purchase from them?
Kellanved Tzetsu > my wife
Kellanved Tzetsu > my wife
joydivision > hell val, how do you think i get women
oydivision > apart being as handsom as me
Valandril > dunno
Valandril > i use hammer for that
oydivision > apart being as handsom as me
Valandril > dunno
Valandril > i use hammer for that