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harding2 > your a pirate
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero

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Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?

#6928 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Graven Hurst > allow me to represent you with a mathematical equation
Graven Hurst > (regular guy) + (English degree) = TOO MANY GODDAMN WORDS

#13420 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

LordSpook Anpumesses > I was thinking the other day that there are a bunch of ships that look like giant cocks flyn around, how bout a couple that look like a giant pair of knockers

#11064 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Rollondar > corps are for suckas!
Yukiko Yoshida > you're in one, congrats
Yukiko Yoshida > sucka
Ankanos > lol
Rollondar > I didn't join it
Ankanos > "oh yes you did!"
Yukiko Yoshida > it is, infact, a corp though
Yukiko Yoshida > yes, yes you did
Ankanos > "two snaps up"
Rollondar > yes, but being pressed into a corp by force is a different animal.
Yukiko Yoshida > its called conscription, welcome to eve

#8735 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

WilliamH Bonney > hey man, would appreciate if you stop making jokes of aids, std's, or being gay...I personally take offense to that sort of thing

#10207 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.

#5300 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Buggs > gonna drink a cig, and smoke a beer to think about it :)

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#6746 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Boma Airaken > (( im made of ham ))
Steiner > That is good to know.
Boma Airaken > (( are you the cheese my sandwich is lacking? ))
Steiner > (( No I am the jam... the blueberrry jam ))
Boma Airaken > (( rofl i always expected a lollercaust out of veto ;))
Boma Airaken > (( well done ))
Boma Airaken > (( tell verone i want to have manlove with him, the big papi chulo he is ))
Steiner > (( I will tell him that some creamy manlove is comming from Boma ))
Boma Airaken > (( mmm creamy ))
Boma Airaken > (( but only with verone. the rest of you spider-bumpers can stay away ))
Boma Airaken > (( and if you omgrawr this ill kill your children ))
Steiner > (( .... you just gave me a reason to omgwrar this :P ))
Boma Airaken > (( no shit sherlock ))
Boma Airaken > (( dont make me veto it ))

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