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Sith1s Spectre > Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. <b>No weirdos. </b>

#5287 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

H Zub > No offence, but I just had a 1v1 with the wife wich was far heavier than this 4v10. If u guys just focus a lil bit more on killing us than staying alive u would do good in a situation like that.....

#4818 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector

#3510 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

phoebe5 > omg i just put a 5 billion isk bpo on escrow and it says its up for 500 million isk, the damn thing is stuck and i cant take it off
Fearkar Fada > 1000mm railgun isnt worth 5b

#13195 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Lt Xevy > I was gunna buy a vindi and Aj-trolololololol rail fit it
Lt Xevy > :P
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone lend me their dick so i can slap xevy in the face with it

#8610 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Theo Samaritan > AWWWWWWWWWW FUCK
Martineski > what
Theo Samaritan > i bought a shadow control tower, flew all the way to jita to pick it up (19 jumps) flew all the way back, almost crapped myself twice because of gankers on gates
Theo Samaritan > only to leave the fucking thing at jita

#1279 + ( 27 ) -inappropriate?

(Feasd) I've already voted, but my wife tells me that she's voted directly opposite me in every election since we met, because she doesn't think I should have a say in anything :O

#8803 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Zark Brassen > PL still here? you do know that the eurovision song contest is about to start? I thought that was your favorite show? Seems just like the thing that woulld appeal to people of your mental capacities
Shadoo > eurovision is about to start?
Shadoo > bbl

#8010 + ( 29 ) -inappropriate?

Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.

#7370 + ( 33 ) -inappropriate?

<EishethZenunim> stupid fecking director warped into my darn office
<EishethZenunim> and i'm in the middle of a darn mission
<EishethZenunim> not warped... walked

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