Uruz7 > /emote throws arma the stfu skillbook
Uruz7 > here I think you need to train this
Uruz7 > here I think you need to train this
<@DigitalCommunist> out of pure boredom
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
SoldierOfFortune > DUDEEE WTF
Olicus > what?
SoldierOfFortune > we got cuncky peanut butter this time, instead of smoothl....... and seriusly the peanut butter just fucking annhilatoed the fuckin toast!
Olicus > lol
SoldierOfFortune > the toast is totaled
Olicus > LOL
Olicus > did it have insurance?
SoldierOfFortune > nope, i'm reclyling it now.... nom nom nom...
SoldierOfFortune > my next toast is gona be pimped =D, no more tottaled Toast for me!
Olicus > what?
SoldierOfFortune > we got cuncky peanut butter this time, instead of smoothl....... and seriusly the peanut butter just fucking annhilatoed the fuckin toast!
Olicus > lol
SoldierOfFortune > the toast is totaled
Olicus > LOL
Olicus > did it have insurance?
SoldierOfFortune > nope, i'm reclyling it now.... nom nom nom...
SoldierOfFortune > my next toast is gona be pimped =D, no more tottaled Toast for me!
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
<Jon> i trained amarr simply to get the sex
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
joshyo02: I just got an offer for sex
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
(&Hammerhead) MajorGormur is very mean
(+cryogen) not as mean as Hammerhead
(&Hammerhead) he was just at my desk
(&Hammerhead) and he said "here let me see something"
(&Hammerhead) and he went in my eve and typed "/heal me 0"
(&Hammerhead) :-/
(&Hammerhead) now I'm in a pod
(+cryogen) not as mean as Hammerhead
(&Hammerhead) he was just at my desk
(&Hammerhead) and he said "here let me see something"
(&Hammerhead) and he went in my eve and typed "/heal me 0"
(&Hammerhead) :-/
(&Hammerhead) now I'm in a pod
Bob Smackalof > how does DNA get along with distant thunder?
Ifni > we dont
Bob Smackalof > oh i c
Ifni > they didnt take to kindly to us blowing them up.
Bob Smackalof > intersting
Bob Smackalof > and how does u get along with White Lightning?
Nilkarus > Dude.
Nilkarus > We have 3 corps at +5.
Nilkarus > The rest of the universe is KOS.
Ifni > we dont
Bob Smackalof > oh i c
Ifni > they didnt take to kindly to us blowing them up.
Bob Smackalof > intersting
Bob Smackalof > and how does u get along with White Lightning?
Nilkarus > Dude.
Nilkarus > We have 3 corps at +5.
Nilkarus > The rest of the universe is KOS.
Scien Mayes > whats red flashing mean in the overview... I'm scared
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers
Stitcher > To be fair, she was Mittani levels of drunk, I think.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.